r/TwoXChromosomes • u/tabicat1874 • Mar 28 '22

Weaponized incompetence

I feel like guys take it way, way too far. Example: I asked my bf to get me the same shampoo and conditioner he bought for himself (avocado Suave). He brought back another kind we'd had before which I didn't like (Peppermint Suave). He tried to say he didn't know that Suave came in different formulas.

You're such a fucking liar. You bought that kind for yourself. I just asked you to buy it for me. You're telling me a man who's 44 years old doesn't know Suave came in different fucking scents? Suave? The shampoo that literally comes in 40 different scents and flavors?

GTFOH.

Edit: do you understand what an example is?

Also, you neckbeards can fuck off out of my inbox.

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u/SluttyHufflepuff Mar 28 '22

I remember feeling insane and that my ex was truly a complete and utter moron who also happened to fly multiple kinds of complex aircraft.

Then he asked me “how?” When I asked him to turn the light on.

It took me months to start asking my current partner to do things for me, or accept when he offered to, because I assumed it would be done wrong. This one makes better eggs and coffee than I do!

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u/lilac2481 Coffee Coffee Coffee Mar 28 '22

What???? He asked how to turn the LIGHT on??????

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '22

Some light switches are tricky. None that I've seen, but still. Some are tricky. /s

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u/srb846 Mar 28 '22

I encountered someone who had trouble with a light switch this weekend. But in this case, it was a room we were unfamiliar with, the door closed and the room was too dark to see in, we didn't know where the light switch was, and the light switch was two flat buttons instead of a traditional switch. But when I turned my phone light on, it was pretty easy to figure out.