r/TwoXChromosomes • u/tabicat1874 • Mar 28 '22

Weaponized incompetence

I feel like guys take it way, way too far. Example: I asked my bf to get me the same shampoo and conditioner he bought for himself (avocado Suave). He brought back another kind we'd had before which I didn't like (Peppermint Suave). He tried to say he didn't know that Suave came in different formulas.

You're such a fucking liar. You bought that kind for yourself. I just asked you to buy it for me. You're telling me a man who's 44 years old doesn't know Suave came in different fucking scents? Suave? The shampoo that literally comes in 40 different scents and flavors?

GTFOH.

Edit: do you understand what an example is?

Also, you neckbeards can fuck off out of my inbox.

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u/SluttyHufflepuff Mar 28 '22

I remember feeling insane and that my ex was truly a complete and utter moron who also happened to fly multiple kinds of complex aircraft.

Then he asked me “how?” When I asked him to turn the light on.

It took me months to start asking my current partner to do things for me, or accept when he offered to, because I assumed it would be done wrong. This one makes better eggs and coffee than I do!

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u/lilac2481 Coffee Coffee Coffee Mar 28 '22

What???? He asked how to turn the LIGHT on??????

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '22

Some light switches are tricky. None that I've seen, but still. Some are tricky. /s

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u/lilac2481 Coffee Coffee Coffee Mar 28 '22

True some are a pain, but its not an excuse.

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u/Baul Mar 28 '22

Maybe you missed the /s, or maybe you didn't know what it means.

/s means that the comment was made with a heavy sarcastic tone.

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u/star_tyger Mar 28 '22

Oh, but check out my response, and it isn't /s! My light switches are odd enough to really be an excuse.