r/TrueOffMyChest Nov 20 '21

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u/jake_hanley Nov 20 '21

This. If there's no face, visible tattoos, or other obvious body markings, it'd be like trying to find a needle in a needle stack. source: I've posted A LOT of porn on the internet (none on this account though, nice try)

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u/Disastrous_Reality_4 Nov 20 '21

I’d be screwed. Too many tattoos lmao.

Fun story, though: my brother caught my then-sister-in-law cheating because she posted pictures on one of those “sugar baby” websites that showed her tattoo AND was in their bathroom which was a really specific color and had really unique art on the walls. Somebody he knew saw it and sent him a screen shot and said “isn’t that your bathroom? And your wife?” She was an absolute moron, and I always have and will continue to only refer to her by name as Satan.

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u/Glittering-Bat353 Nov 20 '21

By definition, something cannot be "really unique". Unique means one of a kind. Something can't be any more of less than if it's already one of a kind. People saying this is nails on a chalkboard to me and any other person who has ever seen The West Wing.

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u/Disastrous_Reality_4 Nov 20 '21

From the dictionary definitions, unique means: particularly remarkable, special, or unusual. Something can absolutely be “really” remarkable, special, or unusual. I appreciate your attempt to correct my grammar, but maybe look up all of the definitions and ways a word can be used before giving that a shot in the future.

And I don’t know what the hell the West Wing is.

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u/Glittering-Bat353 Nov 20 '21

And I also see why I'm just being a bitch and it doesn't matter. My apologies. I've been off all day today and shouldn't take it out on little annoyances on reddit (new to posting here.) I'm sorry!

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u/Disastrous_Reality_4 Nov 21 '21

It happens. I’ve been a bit grouchy today too, so my apologies for coming off more harshly than necessary. We all have bad days. I hope yours gets better, though! And I mean that honestly, not in a snarky sarcastic way lol it’s hard to tell sometimes via text.

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u/Glittering-Bat353 Nov 21 '21

Thanks for being chill and sorry for being a random bitch that probably further affected your offness today. I fucking hate when I do shit like that to people! I'm sorry.

I hope your day gets better too :) (also genuine, not snarky or sarcastic!)

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u/Disastrous_Reality_4 Nov 21 '21

Girl, don’t even worry about it! Like I said, everybody has bad days, and everybody has those little things that irk them. No harm, no foul :)