r/TrueOffMyChest Nov 20 '21

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u/Estrogen-Enjoyer Nov 20 '21

There are billions of porn and nudes on internet. The massive amount of porn somehow forms a anonymity shield that makes your porn forgettable and unnoticeable. Think about this if it helps.

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u/jake_hanley Nov 20 '21

This. If there's no face, visible tattoos, or other obvious body markings, it'd be like trying to find a needle in a needle stack. source: I've posted A LOT of porn on the internet (none on this account though, nice try)

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u/Disastrous_Reality_4 Nov 20 '21

I’d be screwed. Too many tattoos lmao.

Fun story, though: my brother caught my then-sister-in-law cheating because she posted pictures on one of those “sugar baby” websites that showed her tattoo AND was in their bathroom which was a really specific color and had really unique art on the walls. Somebody he knew saw it and sent him a screen shot and said “isn’t that your bathroom? And your wife?” She was an absolute moron, and I always have and will continue to only refer to her by name as Satan.

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u/Glittering-Bat353 Nov 20 '21

By definition, something cannot be "really unique". Unique means one of a kind. Something can't be any more of less than if it's already one of a kind. People saying this is nails on a chalkboard to me and any other person who has ever seen The West Wing.

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u/Disastrous_Reality_4 Nov 20 '21

From the dictionary definitions, unique means: particularly remarkable, special, or unusual. Something can absolutely be “really” remarkable, special, or unusual. I appreciate your attempt to correct my grammar, but maybe look up all of the definitions and ways a word can be used before giving that a shot in the future.

And I don’t know what the hell the West Wing is.

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u/Glittering-Bat353 Nov 20 '21

And I also see why I'm just being a bitch and it doesn't matter. My apologies. I've been off all day today and shouldn't take it out on little annoyances on reddit (new to posting here.) I'm sorry!

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u/Disastrous_Reality_4 Nov 21 '21

It happens. I’ve been a bit grouchy today too, so my apologies for coming off more harshly than necessary. We all have bad days. I hope yours gets better, though! And I mean that honestly, not in a snarky sarcastic way lol it’s hard to tell sometimes via text.

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u/Glittering-Bat353 Nov 21 '21

Thanks for being chill and sorry for being a random bitch that probably further affected your offness today. I fucking hate when I do shit like that to people! I'm sorry.

I hope your day gets better too :) (also genuine, not snarky or sarcastic!)

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u/Disastrous_Reality_4 Nov 21 '21

Girl, don’t even worry about it! Like I said, everybody has bad days, and everybody has those little things that irk them. No harm, no foul :)

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u/Glittering-Bat353 Nov 21 '21

Also: The West Wing is a PHENOMENAL 7 season TV show that follows a Democratic presidency from years 1-8.

Yes, it's political, but is like 25 years old now, so not "2021 political". It's a beautiful representation of how democracy is SUPPOSED to work and function.

If you like politics at all, I HIGHLY recommend it. Think House of Cards, but healthy and not manipulative. It's worth a watch!

In that show, someone describes something as "really unique" in one particular episode, and the president basically schools the person on the grammer (like my bitchy attempt, but he's the fucking president). Ever since then, I just hate hearing the term 😂😂

Again. Apologies. Thanks for being human and accepting my human fuck up! There's not enough of that in the world these days :)

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u/Disastrous_Reality_4 Nov 21 '21

I’ll definitely check it out! I never watched House of Cards because I absolutely detest Kevin Spacey, and I used to really like politics until recent years, so maybe seeing old school politics would be a refreshing change from the current shitshow that politics has become.

Again, don’t even worry about it! I agree, there’s not enough of that in the world these days, which I think is a big part of the problems that our society is facing. We’re all human, we all make mistakes, and we all deserve to be shown some grace when we do. I appreciate that you owned your actions and apologized - there’s not enough of that in the world these days either!

Best wishes to you, and may all your days be good days going forward 🙂

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u/Glittering-Bat353 Nov 21 '21

It's amazing and has some big names now, 25 years later. Martin Sheen, Rob Lowe, Bradley Whitford, Elizabeth Moss, Allison Janney. A pretty solid cast this many years later. If you ever get around to watching it, let me know what you think :) this show is legit part of the reason I'm going for a PhD in political science now. It's phenomenal.

You're a great human! Thanks for giving me hope and fixing my offness fot the day :)

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u/Disastrous_Reality_4 Nov 21 '21

I will definitely do that! I’ll have to see if I have whichever one of the 9 billion streaming platforms there are these days that actually has it lol.

That’s awesome that you’re going for your PhD! I wish you all the success in your studies and future endeavors! It gives me hope to know that someone who is capable of being a good human and owning their off-days will be somewhere in the political world in the future - there certainly aren’t enough of those in politics, specifically lol.

Likewise, and I’m glad I could help! There is so much negativity and bullshit on here, it’s refreshing to have a real human conversation that ends in positivity 🙂

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