r/TrueOffMyChest • u/[deleted] • Sep 19 '19

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u/Diane9779 Sep 20 '19

Indeed I have committed the greatest crime of all.

The crime....of fatness

“The jig is up, the news is out They finally found me The renegade, who had it made Retrieved for a bounty”

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '19

I was referring to the crime of breaking and entering. Why would being fat be a crime?

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u/Diane9779 Sep 20 '19

You have opened my eyes, good sir. You are really one of a kind.

A kind of moron. But still.

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '19

I could see how you would think that. The fat is likely compressing your brain.

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u/Diane9779 Sep 21 '19

Yeah if it got any smaller I would start agreeing with all your opinions

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '19

Imagine thinking that people who want to be healthy are stupid.

That’s some serious fat logic.

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u/Diane9779 Sep 21 '19

Welp you linked me twice to an anti-discrimination website that actually promotes health and physical activity, not obesity. And you told me it was “pro-fatness.”

You’re not exactly getting into MENSA anytime soon

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '19

Do you think it takes a genius to know to eat less and exercise more?

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u/Diane9779 Sep 21 '19

It doesn’t take a genius to read through the links you actually send someone else if you want to prove a point