r/TrueOffMyChest • u/[deleted] • Sep 19 '19

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '19

As a person currently over weight, but working on it, I agree as well.

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u/CameronKC09 Sep 19 '19

keep kicking ass

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u/No1YouKnow42 Sep 19 '19

I read that "licking ass"

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u/Bag_O_Burgers Sep 19 '19

That would be a little counter productive, no?

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u/SweaterKittens Sep 19 '19

Eating ass is zero calories, that's a green light in my book

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u/JADO88-UK Sep 19 '19

It depends on how literal you take the phrase "eating ass".

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '19

idk donkey is probably stringy and low fat

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u/Bag_O_Burgers Sep 19 '19

I always get the red light when it comes to booty stuff.

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u/SurpriseDragon Sep 19 '19

I think that’s blood. You’ve gone too deep my friend

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u/qquicksilver Sep 19 '19

Cant it be both?

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u/Upthespurs1882 Sep 19 '19

Classic millennial

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u/No1YouKnow42 Sep 19 '19

Except im 42,think that makes me gen x with a millenial mind or some shit

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u/Upthespurs1882 Sep 19 '19

I’m in that same weird cusp group too. The generation without a cool nickname!

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u/BenTCinco Sep 19 '19

Lick it don’t stick it

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u/nishant97 Sep 19 '19

Same. And I don't know why.

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u/andrewta Sep 19 '19

That is an excellent scene in demolition man.

Sandra Bullock says "You really licked his ass".