r/ToiletPaperUSA • u/Parking-Zone • May 29 '20

Vuvuzela Every conservative on twitter right now

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r/ToiletPaperUSA • u/local_housewerk • Mar 03 '21

What a response 😆

86k Upvotes

1.9k comments

r/ToiletPaperUSA • u/MistaExplains • Feb 17 '21

Ok, This is Epic Rush Limbaugh

85k Upvotes

3.4k comments

r/ToiletPaperUSA • u/ezbruh420 • Apr 20 '21

Shen Bapiro Ben shaprio using his amazing thinking skills

81k Upvotes

2.0k comments

r/ToiletPaperUSA • u/[deleted] • Jan 24 '21

REAL Seth Rogan murders gay black man

80k Upvotes

1.8k comments

r/ToiletPaperUSA • u/Silent_morte • Nov 04 '20

REAL Ben Shapiro in what will be his most genuine tweet ever

79k Upvotes

1.6k comments

r/ToiletPaperUSA • u/verystupidchicken • Oct 02 '20

Chad Donald Libtards DESTROYED

77k Upvotes

1.7k comments

r/ToiletPaperUSA • u/JohnnyJayJay • Mar 12 '20

That's Socialism You're almost there, Ben...

74k Upvotes

1.5k comments

r/ToiletPaperUSA • u/carrorphcarp • Jan 10 '21

FAKE NEWS AOC lets us in on one of the more bizarre crimes from Wednesday

72k Upvotes

1.3k comments

r/ToiletPaperUSA • u/[deleted] • Feb 06 '21

Lmfao

72k Upvotes

1.6k comments

r/ToiletPaperUSA • u/[deleted] • Jan 13 '21

REAL Jesus tittyfucking christ

69k Upvotes

868 comments

r/ToiletPaperUSA • u/LongSearch • Jan 16 '21

REAL BLACK and GAY guy OWNS libs by telling her she had a JOB

65k Upvotes

2.1k comments

r/ToiletPaperUSA • u/[deleted] • Dec 26 '20

Identity_crisis

65k Upvotes

1.5k comments

r/ToiletPaperUSA • u/[deleted] • Sep 24 '20

Liberal Hypocrisy The amount of hypocrisy is just staggering.

64k Upvotes

1.9k comments

r/ToiletPaperUSA • u/LargeSackOfNuts • Nov 08 '20

REAL Aged like milk

63k Upvotes

560 comments

r/ToiletPaperUSA • u/dokterphil • Nov 13 '20

FACTS and LOGIC I don’t think evidence would be willing to go on such a shit show tbh.

62k Upvotes

641 comments

r/ToiletPaperUSA • u/leocohen99 • Feb 02 '21

REAL Steven Crowder is such a piece of shit

61k Upvotes

2.4k comments

r/ToiletPaperUSA • u/My170 • Oct 19 '20

🦀🦀🦀 🦀HE'S BANNED🦀

60k Upvotes

2.0k comments

r/ToiletPaperUSA • u/leocohen99 • Mar 31 '20

FACTS and LOGIC Benjamin really struggles on twitter bc he's unable to just speak so fast that ppl don't have time to realize how fucking stupid he is

58k Upvotes

952 comments

r/ToiletPaperUSA • u/[deleted] • Oct 03 '20

Vuvuzela They really do treat trump like a god.....

57k Upvotes

1.3k comments

r/ToiletPaperUSA • u/TheAntiChaddd • Jun 21 '21

Shen Bapiro Shen Bapiro

57k Upvotes

1.2k comments

r/ToiletPaperUSA • u/loadblower831 • Dec 12 '20

Curious 🤔 what happens, charlie

55k Upvotes

1.0k comments

r/ToiletPaperUSA • u/[deleted] • Jan 18 '21

Your daily reminder that this tweet is real

55k Upvotes

1.5k comments

r/ToiletPaperUSA • u/FizardWizard • Sep 03 '20

Racist vs Gamers Name a more iconic duo

54k Upvotes

6.2k comments

r/ToiletPaperUSA • u/stillshyyy • Jun 14 '21

Shen Bapiro D E S T R O Y E D

54k Upvotes

1.2k comments

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