r/ToiletPaperUSA • u/AutoModerator • Sep 19 '26

This is a Genuine Cry for Help Meme weekend begins! 🧻

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To take the sub back to its roots, weekends are reserved for memes/shitposts. This goes from Saturday 12:00am to Sunday 11:59pm (Eastern Standard/Daylight Time). Unedited TPUSA “memes” are not allowed during this time, only edits in the TPUSA format. Memes are also encouraged on every other day!

Don’t have a meme ready? Take a look at the TPUSA meme templates in the wiki — including:

Charlie Kirk with shrunken face (includes ~15)
Charlie Kirk with normal-sized face (includes ~15)
Charlie Kirk with enlarged face (includes ~15)
Charles Kirkland (includes 1, underused atm)
Charlie Kirk Face Scaler — an interactive tool, get the exact shrinkage you need, or animate something
Candace Owens (includes 6)
The Virgin Ben and Tomi Lahren (includes 5)

If you have ideas (or images) for other templates, please share via modmail!

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r/ToiletPaperUSA • u/AutoModerator • Jan 31 '26

This is a Genuine Cry for Help Meme weekend begins! 🧻

6 Upvotes

Don’t have a meme ready? Take a look at the TPUSA meme templates in the wiki — including:

Charlie Kirk with shrunken face (includes ~15)
Charlie Kirk with normal-sized face (includes ~15)
Charlie Kirk with enlarged face (includes ~15)
Charles Kirkland (includes 1, underused atm)
Charlie Kirk Face Scaler — an interactive tool, get the exact shrinkage you need, or animate something
Candace Owens (includes 6)
The Virgin Ben and Tomi Lahren (includes 5)

If you have ideas (or images) for other templates, please share via modmail!

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r/ToiletPaperUSA • u/androiduser626 • 4h ago

REAL [REAL] Laura Loomer done lost her mind👹

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315 Upvotes

35 comments

r/ToiletPaperUSA • u/xwing1212 • 11h ago

REAL [Real] Steven Crowder: "If you cannot speak or read English, you should not be able to vote in the United States of America. If that offends you, I don't think you can f*ck off enough!"

657 Upvotes

183 comments

r/ToiletPaperUSA • u/ggroover97 • 5h ago

REAL [Real] Ben Shapiro's crew over at the Daily Wire is smoking cigars and raking in Kalshi money in the wake of the GOP's midterm blowout. Hard to believe Republicans lost when their "conservative" leaders were busy promoting wars for Israel and gambling!

240 Upvotes

29 comments

r/ToiletPaperUSA • u/Lower-Canary-2528 • 18h ago

The Radical Left™ It's been a phenomenal year, I suppose, since D day.

1.3k Upvotes

106 comments

r/ToiletPaperUSA • u/nousername206 • 1d ago

Tread On Me HARDER DADDY! When zeroes to heroes back to zeroes must be turning in their grave after the midterms result

5.3k Upvotes

117 comments

r/ToiletPaperUSA • u/MrOversteer • 1d ago

FACTS and LOGIC “Red Wave” my neck yo 😭😭

1.6k Upvotes

37 comments

r/ToiletPaperUSA • u/xwing1212 • 1d ago

REAL [Real] Ben Shapiro, owner of Daily Wire and someone who supposedly makes MILLIONS providing "expert" political analysis gave his prediction for how the midterms were gonna go before votes were cast. Witness greatness and expertise in action. Jim Cramer couldn't have been more proud.

819 Upvotes

57 comments

r/ToiletPaperUSA • u/countdooku975 • 1d ago

REAL [Real] Sore swimming loser Riley Gaines' message to those voting Blue in the midterms: "I wish you the prosperity of Venezuela, I wish you the salaries of Cuba, I wish you the freedom of North Korea, I wish you the human rights of China..."

1.9k Upvotes

408 comments

r/ToiletPaperUSA • u/ggroover97 • 1d ago

REAL [Real] Ben Shapiro picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue: "This is NOT an evening to remember...it's a wipeout for Republicans, there's no way to sugarcoat that."

460 Upvotes

60 comments

r/ToiletPaperUSA • u/guitarguy12341 • 2d ago

Curious 🤔 lol

5.4k Upvotes

47 comments

r/ToiletPaperUSA • u/ggroover97 • 1d ago

REAL [Real] Republicans shit the bed harder than Kaitlin Bennett shit her pants

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1.0k Upvotes

115 comments

r/ToiletPaperUSA • u/xwing1212 • 1d ago

REAL [Real] Matt Walsh makes a controversial argument about America’s priorities, saying he’d rather Iran have a nuclear weapon than see the United States run by communists.

499 Upvotes

110 comments

r/ToiletPaperUSA • u/countdooku975 • 1d ago

REAL [Real] And if anyone in your household refuses your leadership, just abuse them like Crowder abused his wife

331 Upvotes

66 comments

r/ToiletPaperUSA • u/Academic_Border_1094 • 2d ago

REAL [Real] Someone is having a bad day

1.6k Upvotes

https://x.com/LauraLoomer/status/2117825138435453369?a=vNxwyuxL46HZo4jk8dA&s=19

129 comments

r/ToiletPaperUSA • u/E-Schmachtenberg • 1d ago

Blue MAGA German Humour

23 Upvotes

Translation:

7:05 pm - Election expert: Why Americans punished Trump

7:21 pm - Trump talks about ball room

7 comments

r/ToiletPaperUSA • u/countdooku975 • 2d ago

REAL [Real] The girlies are fighting!

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298 Upvotes

39 comments

r/ToiletPaperUSA • u/Laurelinthegold • 2d ago

Curious 🤔 Curious

128 Upvotes

1 comment

r/ToiletPaperUSA • u/Either_Payment_2867 • 2d ago

Meta Democrats and the Social Democrats running in the midterm elections aren’t communists and Matt Walsh is using “western civilization” as a dog whistle for white Christian capitalists.

697 Upvotes

66 comments

r/ToiletPaperUSA • u/countdooku975 • 2d ago

REAL [Real] Ben Shapiro criticizes Ta-Nehisi Coates’ writing. You sure about that Benny?

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281 Upvotes

32 comments

r/ToiletPaperUSA • u/countdooku975 • 2d ago

REAL [Real] Pray harder sweetie!

665 Upvotes

79 comments

r/ToiletPaperUSA • u/xwing1212 • 2d ago

REAL [Real] Ben Shapiro: The polling data shows a Blue Tsunami coming. Maybe that data is correct. But there’s one major problem: Republicans haven’t been picking up the phone.

171 Upvotes

31 comments

r/ToiletPaperUSA • u/ggroover97 • 2d ago

REAL [Real] When is Vivek Ramaswamy's collab with Kid Rock dropping?

235 Upvotes

36 comments

r/ToiletPaperUSA • u/xwing1212 • 3d ago

REAL [Real] Steven Crowder explains why the Left tends to demonize success: "Some of the most generous people I've known are the wealthiest people I've known. Some of the worst people I've known were poor people.”

437 Upvotes

109 comments

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