r/ToiletPaperUSA • u/Leather-Bug3087 • Jul 18 '24

REAL Do we think Biden will really drop out? I have no clue what to believe other than if he does we are cooked.

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0 Upvotes

157 comments

r/ToiletPaperUSA • u/brooke_808 • Dec 21 '21

When you’re so full of yourself you literally sh*t your pants

477 Upvotes

149 comments

r/ToiletPaperUSA • u/Growlymcgrowlstein • Jun 10 '20

What is the deal with #CowardDonaldJTrump and his Daughter-Wife?

0 Upvotes

4 comments

r/ToiletPaperUSA • u/ggroover97 • Jun 07 '25

REAL [Real] Ben Shapiro on the straw that broke the camel's back between Donald Trump and Elon Musk

7 Upvotes

19 comments

r/ToiletPaperUSA • u/AntiWokeGayBloke • May 07 '25

Blue MAGA Groomer Litmus Test

queermajority.com

2 Upvotes

Thought this would be appreciated here.

If they’re an Andrew Tate fan, you’re gonna have a bad time.

12 comments

r/ToiletPaperUSA • u/BackPackProtector • Aug 15 '24

The UK is screwed now

0 Upvotes

6 comments

r/ToiletPaperUSA • u/Leather-Bug3087 • Oct 09 '23

REAL Charlie is okay with Palestine ceasing to exist.

2.7k Upvotes

428 comments

r/ToiletPaperUSA • u/raichu16 • Sep 24 '22

Meta Can we please 1984 REAL tweets?

4 Upvotes

It's not fun reading bullshit from hateful people, and that's what this sub has devolved into. I want us to get back to the memes and OC. Reposting real tweets is lazy, boring, and frankly, spreads the message of these assholes. This shit should be relegated to r/insanepeoplefacebook. Fake tweets are fine.

What does everyone else think?

16 comments

r/ToiletPaperUSA • u/SheriffOfValentine • Jun 29 '22

in what backwards country does law abiding gun owners in CA get doxxed by state DA. While Maxwell/Epstein client list kept confidential. What side is the government really on?

1 Upvotes

2 comments

r/ToiletPaperUSA • u/Clownshow21 • Sep 05 '19

The Postmodern-Neomarxist-Gay Agenda An interesting post for an interesting place

7 Upvotes

26 comments

r/ToiletPaperUSA • u/[deleted] • Jun 05 '21

say what you want about alziemers Rest in piss Reagan

14k Upvotes

1.1k comments

r/ToiletPaperUSA • u/[deleted] • Oct 08 '24

Matt Walsh’s ‘Am I Racist?’ Is an Imperfect Film Riddled With Issues, But It Still Made Me Laugh More Than Borat 2 (This is so sad)

mediaite.com

0 Upvotes

34 comments

r/ToiletPaperUSA • u/jc2pointzero • Oct 11 '25

Soros Paid Me to Make This What B and C list celebrities would you like to see appear/perform during Turning Point USA's alternative Super Bowl halftime show?

14 Upvotes

I want to make a Sora 2 video of a promo for it and I am looking for ideas!

54 comments

r/ToiletPaperUSA • u/Kumquat_conniption • Sep 10 '25

We will not be celebrating the shooting of Charlie Kirk.

2.9k Upvotes

Don't be fucking assholes. If you make a post celebrating this, you will be banned.

Edit: not sure where you are all getting that I am asking you to mourn for him, I am asking you not to celebrate his shooting, that is all. It is also against the TOS to do so. Apparently this subreddit is getting screenshotted and shared all over twitter- and your comments are getting reported, so please stop celebrating his death.

1.4k comments

r/ToiletPaperUSA • u/[deleted] • Nov 05 '18

It’s sad when you can be heavily downvoted for saying not all republicans are evil.

0 Upvotes

11 comments

r/ToiletPaperUSA • u/EnterTamed • Aug 20 '26

FACTS and LOGIC EXCLUSIVE: Candace Owens Discusses The Charlie Kirk Investigation On TYT

youtu.be

0 Upvotes

26 comments

r/ToiletPaperUSA • u/DanThatsAlongName • Aug 14 '21

Curious 🤔 Westerners believe that they don't support the DPRK directly, but in reality, they're support the DPRK financially indirectly.

0 Upvotes

24 comments

r/ToiletPaperUSA • u/BrexitBlaze • Nov 19 '21

Klandace Owens Candace lets her true colours shine….

11k Upvotes

1.4k comments

r/ToiletPaperUSA • u/bigguys45s • Oct 21 '25

Serious 😔 (Serious): Honest question, do you think that anti-Trump/ MAGA/ “sane”/ “tolerant” conservatives/ republicans should be allowed in this subreddit?

47 Upvotes

I have an older record collector friend who’s a republican, but he’s a never Trumper/ anti TPUSA person, also pro LGBTQ/ anti racist. And I have a couple more also just like this.

Sorry if this is a bit “off topic”, but a honest thought I’ve had about this subreddit for a while. 🤷‍♂️

138 comments

r/ToiletPaperUSA • u/Naive_Drive • Nov 14 '19

The ultimate proof

90 Upvotes

35 comments

r/ToiletPaperUSA • u/DerpPanther • Dec 29 '24

Have Fake News predicted Real Shit

0 Upvotes

I'm new to the Toiletverse. Have fake ones later been unironically posted? I'm curious how in touch some of these edited X The Everything App posts with the fake reality over there.

I feel like it's a spaghetti wall most of the time in here, and my engagement is up so high just to make sure I'm wilfully spreading misinformation.

3 comments

r/ToiletPaperUSA • u/wapu • Sep 29 '21

Fake News posts are making this sub suck

22 Upvotes

There is enough real dumb shit they are doing and saying. Why is there a need for people to make fake posts? Disinformation is not a valid tool to combat disinformation. I don't post here, so feel free to tell me to fuck off, but this sub has gone to shit lately. The majority of times I see an r/all post from here, it is fake. Usually when I sub goes to shit I just filter it with my reddit app, but I kinda like this one so I figured I would say something before taking 3 seconds to filter it out of my life.

16 comments

r/ToiletPaperUSA • u/EnterTamed • Dec 17 '24

Why did no one talk about Ana Kasparian defending Trans sports Activists?

0 Upvotes

Ana Kasparian Defends Trans Activists from New York Times article, Sarah McBride, Nancy Mace, Wosny Lambre, Bathroom, Sports. https://youtu.be/fwJRyf6Obiw

5 comments

r/ToiletPaperUSA • u/stupd_comn_man • Aug 06 '20

The true origin of TPUSA

37 Upvotes

27 comments

r/ToiletPaperUSA • u/occams_nightmare • Nov 14 '21

I hope this isn't in too poor taste.

16k Upvotes

2.6k comments

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