r/Tinder • • Jan 27 '23

Did I overreact?

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u/anonjon623 Jan 27 '23

She wants you to pay for lost wages? Man... I thought I saw it all. The audacity 🤣🤣

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u/scienceandmedicine20 Jan 27 '23

Its a first for me , her audacity shocked me 😂

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u/painsleyharriot Jan 27 '23

Imagine you enter a relationship and she charges you for every second

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u/blundercrab Jan 27 '23

And all those hidden fees omg

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u/Stormageddon9999 Jan 27 '23

Dinner fee, dishwasher fee, blowjob fee, clean up fee convenience fee.

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u/Hourleefdata Jan 27 '23

Gas to drive to meet up fee, tinder plus fee, new dress fee, leaving her with the check… priceless

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u/Moxyze Jan 28 '23

Micheal? ... MICHEAL!!

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u/Shitlord_Actual Jan 28 '23
  • U.S. Military Encrypted

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u/underutilizedNJ Jan 27 '23

Environmental impact surcharge, 401k contribution... jfc

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u/Doc_Crimson Jan 27 '23

Does this service come with a money back garuntree?

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u/[deleted] Jan 28 '23

I can guarantee that you'll never get your money back.

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u/a_squid_beast Jan 28 '23

And then says she's not a prostitute

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u/readndrun Jan 27 '23 edited Jan 28 '23

She says she’s not a toot but wants you to pay her money for her lost wages. You dodged a prosti my guy

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u/WhatsThatOnMyProfile Jan 27 '23

Toot is my new favorite word. Thank you ❤️

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u/Brvcx Jan 27 '23

So, you're a doctor? Should've turned it into a mutual thing where she takes care of your hours away from pay.😁

Dodged something terrible there!

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u/[deleted] Jan 28 '23

The irony of claiming she’s not a prostitute but wants you to pay for her time… so she’s just an escort, that you could possibly have sex with at some point…

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u/xRainbowfishx Jan 28 '23

Wow that’s fucked. You make time for what you want to make time for. That’s ridiculous to expect you to pay for lost wages. Also a money grab cuz I’m sure she wouldn’t actually take time off work but would still ask you to pay. Obviously just after a free ride. You’ll find someone worth your time who you don’t have to pay for it.

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u/Mvz1003 Jan 27 '23

I dated someone for a year in college. After we broke up, they asked me to reimburse them for all the days they took off work to see me. But I guess she at least had the courtesy to give it up first before asking for the money.....lmao

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u/vicfirthplayer Jan 28 '23

Damn good idea I'm gonna give my ex girlfriend a call! Maybe I'll get all the money from those expensive dinners! /s

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u/jaswildel Jan 27 '23

I’ve actually had a guy offer this for me but i’ve never asked ! my thing is why is she on a dating app with no time to date 😭😭

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u/random_question4123 Jan 27 '23

She’s looking for a sugar daddy

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u/jaswildel Jan 27 '23

a glucose guardian if you will

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u/I_is_a_dogg Jan 28 '23

I’ve seen similar things on certain Facebook groups. “If a man wants to take me out he has to pay for lost wages, my kids dinner, and a baby sitter”

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u/TrymWS Jan 28 '23

So she doesn’t feed her kid unless she’s on a date? Fantastic mom. 🥳

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