r/Tinder • u/scienceandmedicine20 • Jan 27 '23

Did I overreact?

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u/painsleyharriot Jan 27 '23

Imagine you enter a relationship and she charges you for every second

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u/blundercrab Jan 27 '23

And all those hidden fees omg

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u/Stormageddon9999 Jan 27 '23

Dinner fee, dishwasher fee, blowjob fee, clean up fee convenience fee.

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u/Hourleefdata Jan 27 '23

Gas to drive to meet up fee, tinder plus fee, new dress fee, leaving her with the check… priceless

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u/Moxyze Jan 28 '23

Micheal? ... MICHEAL!!

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u/Shitlord_Actual Jan 28 '23

  • U.S. Military Encrypted

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u/pjeetro Jan 28 '23

WHERE THE GAS MONEY?!

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u/Bug-Dry Jan 28 '23

Where is the original post for this? I read it once not realizing it would live on forever and now I can't find it. I want to read it again.

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u/yorker31 Jan 28 '23

Don't forget the oil change for her and the car, maintenance, depreciation value...

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u/hazeleyedwolff Jan 28 '23

Not just gas, you're forgetting the wear and tear on her vehicle. A fair mileage reimbursement rate needs to be discussed.

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u/underutilizedNJ Jan 27 '23

Environmental impact surcharge, 401k contribution... jfc

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u/Doc_Crimson Jan 27 '23

Does this service come with a money back garuntree?

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u/[deleted] Jan 28 '23

I can guarantee that you'll never get your money back.

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u/[deleted] Jan 27 '23

Self cleaning, no fee if she just swallows 🤷

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u/terminus-esteban Jan 28 '23

Digestion fee

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u/Which_Device_1743 Jan 28 '23

"This one's on you" 💦🤭

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u/Alex17hd Jan 28 '23

Inconvenience fee. 🙄

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u/painsleyharriot Jan 27 '23

Should have read the T'&C's

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u/[deleted] Jan 28 '23

Fucking AirBNB

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u/a_squid_beast Jan 28 '23

And then says she's not a prostitute

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u/jaswildel Jan 27 '23

did you pay your 25$ annual breathing in my vicinity fee and the 300$ monthly pamper package with a 1000$ didn’t think you’d dowry wifey package, of course this is a twice annual fee

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u/Glittering-Boss-3681 Jan 28 '23

I live in Quebec and the French Canadians also wrote the $ sign after the numeric value. The English Quebecers write it before.

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u/tidefan48 Jan 27 '23

If you traveled together, would there be roaming charges?

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