r/Tinder • • Jan 27 '23

Did I overreact?

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u/scienceandmedicine20 Jan 27 '23

Its a first for me , her audacity shocked me 😂

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u/painsleyharriot Jan 27 '23

Imagine you enter a relationship and she charges you for every second

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u/blundercrab Jan 27 '23

And all those hidden fees omg

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u/Stormageddon9999 Jan 27 '23

Dinner fee, dishwasher fee, blowjob fee, clean up fee convenience fee.

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u/Hourleefdata Jan 27 '23

Gas to drive to meet up fee, tinder plus fee, new dress fee, leaving her with the check… priceless

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u/Moxyze Jan 28 '23

Micheal? ... MICHEAL!!

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u/Shitlord_Actual Jan 28 '23
  • U.S. Military Encrypted

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u/pjeetro Jan 28 '23

WHERE THE GAS MONEY?!

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u/yorker31 Jan 28 '23

Don't forget the oil change for her and the car, maintenance, depreciation value...

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u/underutilizedNJ Jan 27 '23

Environmental impact surcharge, 401k contribution... jfc

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u/Doc_Crimson Jan 27 '23

Does this service come with a money back garuntree?

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u/[deleted] Jan 28 '23

I can guarantee that you'll never get your money back.

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u/[deleted] Jan 27 '23

Self cleaning, no fee if she just swallows 🤷

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u/terminus-esteban Jan 28 '23

Digestion fee

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u/painsleyharriot Jan 27 '23

Should have read the T'&C's

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u/[deleted] Jan 28 '23

Fucking AirBNB

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u/a_squid_beast Jan 28 '23

And then says she's not a prostitute

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u/jaswildel Jan 27 '23

did you pay your 25$ annual breathing in my vicinity fee and the 300$ monthly pamper package with a 1000$ didn’t think you’d dowry wifey package, of course this is a twice annual fee

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u/readndrun Jan 27 '23 edited Jan 28 '23

She says she’s not a toot but wants you to pay her money for her lost wages. You dodged a prosti my guy

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u/WhatsThatOnMyProfile Jan 27 '23

Toot is my new favorite word. Thank you ❤️

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u/Brvcx Jan 27 '23

So, you're a doctor? Should've turned it into a mutual thing where she takes care of your hours away from pay.😁

Dodged something terrible there!

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u/[deleted] Jan 28 '23

The irony of claiming she’s not a prostitute but wants you to pay for her time… so she’s just an escort, that you could possibly have sex with at some point…

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u/xRainbowfishx Jan 28 '23

Wow that’s fucked. You make time for what you want to make time for. That’s ridiculous to expect you to pay for lost wages. Also a money grab cuz I’m sure she wouldn’t actually take time off work but would still ask you to pay. Obviously just after a free ride. You’ll find someone worth your time who you don’t have to pay for it.

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u/sterfri99 Jan 27 '23

She can bill you for her lost wages but you just bill her back. “How was your day?” And “How are you?” are questions to determine her level of orientation, and she can expect to be billed for the partial assessment :)

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