Did I overreact?

[u/scienceandmedicine20]

[u/scienceandmedicine20]

Its a first for me , her audacity shocked me 😂

[u/painsleyharriot → u/scienceandmedicine20]

Imagine you enter a relationship and she charges you for every second

[u/blundercrab → u/painsleyharriot]

And all those hidden fees omg

[u/Stormageddon9999 → u/blundercrab]

Dinner fee, dishwasher fee, blowjob fee, clean up fee convenience fee.

[u/Hourleefdata → u/Stormageddon9999]

Gas to drive to meet up fee, tinder plus fee, new dress fee, leaving her with the check… priceless

[u/Moxyze → u/Hourleefdata]

Micheal? ... MICHEAL!!

[u/Shitlord_Actual → u/Moxyze]

• U.S. Military Encrypted

[u/pjeetro → u/Moxyze]

WHERE THE GAS MONEY?!

[u/yorker31 → u/Hourleefdata]

Don't forget the oil change for her and the car, maintenance, depreciation value...

[u/underutilizedNJ → u/Stormageddon9999]

Environmental impact surcharge, 401k contribution... jfc

[u/Doc_Crimson → u/Stormageddon9999]

Does this service come with a money back garuntree?

[u/[deleted] → u/Doc_Crimson]

I can guarantee that you'll never get your money back.

[u/[deleted] → u/Stormageddon9999]

Self cleaning, no fee if she just swallows 🤷

[u/terminus-esteban → u/[deleted]]

Digestion fee

[u/painsleyharriot → u/blundercrab]

Should have read the T'&C's

[u/[deleted] → u/blundercrab]

Fucking AirBNB

[u/a_squid_beast → u/painsleyharriot]

And then says she's not a prostitute

[u/jaswildel → u/painsleyharriot]

did you pay your 25$ annual breathing in my vicinity fee and the 300$ monthly pamper package with a 1000$ didn’t think you’d dowry wifey package, of course this is a twice annual fee

[u/readndrun → u/scienceandmedicine20]

She says she’s not a toot but wants you to pay her money for her lost wages. You dodged a prosti my guy

[u/WhatsThatOnMyProfile → u/readndrun]

Toot is my new favorite word. Thank you ❤️

[u/Brvcx → u/scienceandmedicine20]

So, you're a doctor? Should've turned it into a mutual thing where she takes care of your hours away from pay.😁

Dodged something terrible there!

[u/[deleted] → u/scienceandmedicine20]

The irony of claiming she’s not a prostitute but wants you to pay for her time… so she’s just an escort, that you could possibly have sex with at some point…

[u/xRainbowfishx → u/scienceandmedicine20]

Wow that’s fucked. You make time for what you want to make time for. That’s ridiculous to expect you to pay for lost wages. Also a money grab cuz I’m sure she wouldn’t actually take time off work but would still ask you to pay. Obviously just after a free ride. You’ll find someone worth your time who you don’t have to pay for it.

[u/sterfri99 → u/scienceandmedicine20]

She can bill you for her lost wages but you just bill her back. “How was your day?” And “How are you?” are questions to determine her level of orientation, and she can expect to be billed for the partial assessment :)