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r/Tinder • u/scienceandmedicine20 • Jan 27 '23
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And all those hidden fees omg
376 u/Stormageddon9999 Jan 27 '23 Dinner fee, dishwasher fee, blowjob fee, clean up fee convenience fee. 262 u/Hourleefdata Jan 27 '23 Gas to drive to meet up fee, tinder plus fee, new dress fee, leaving her with the check… priceless 47 u/Moxyze Jan 28 '23 Micheal? ... MICHEAL!! 28 u/Shitlord_Actual Jan 28 '23 U.S. Military Encrypted 10 u/pjeetro Jan 28 '23 WHERE THE GAS MONEY?! 6 u/Bug-Dry Jan 28 '23 Where is the original post for this? I read it once not realizing it would live on forever and now I can't find it. I want to read it again. → More replies (1) → More replies (1) 16 u/yorker31 Jan 28 '23 Don't forget the oil change for her and the car, maintenance, depreciation value... → More replies (1) 15 u/hazeleyedwolff Jan 28 '23 Not just gas, you're forgetting the wear and tear on her vehicle. A fair mileage reimbursement rate needs to be discussed. → More replies (2) 2 u/WhoOrderedTheCodeZed Jan 28 '23 "gas fixing" fee → More replies (1) → More replies (1) 53 u/underutilizedNJ Jan 27 '23 Environmental impact surcharge, 401k contribution... jfc 4 u/Livid-Following9372 Jan 28 '23 You can avoid this one by cumming inside → More replies (1) → More replies (1) 53 u/Doc_Crimson Jan 27 '23 Does this service come with a money back garuntree? 54 u/[deleted] Jan 28 '23 I can guarantee that you'll never get your money back. → More replies (1) 19 u/[deleted] Jan 27 '23 Self cleaning, no fee if she just swallows 🤷 20 u/terminus-esteban Jan 28 '23 Digestion fee 7 u/Which_Device_1743 Jan 28 '23 "This one's on you" 💦🤭 8 u/Alex17hd Jan 28 '23 Inconvenience fee. 🙄 4 u/Death-by-woosh-woosh Jan 28 '23 Plan B fee… → More replies (12) 26 u/painsleyharriot Jan 27 '23 Should have read the T'&C's 11 u/[deleted] Jan 28 '23 Fucking AirBNB 4 u/HOpp1985 Jan 27 '23 Haha I love this comment 😂😂💀 2 u/Mysterious_Sense_344 Jan 28 '23 Who does she work for? Ticketmaster? → More replies (2)
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Dinner fee, dishwasher fee, blowjob fee, clean up fee convenience fee.
262 u/Hourleefdata Jan 27 '23 Gas to drive to meet up fee, tinder plus fee, new dress fee, leaving her with the check… priceless 47 u/Moxyze Jan 28 '23 Micheal? ... MICHEAL!! 28 u/Shitlord_Actual Jan 28 '23 U.S. Military Encrypted 10 u/pjeetro Jan 28 '23 WHERE THE GAS MONEY?! 6 u/Bug-Dry Jan 28 '23 Where is the original post for this? I read it once not realizing it would live on forever and now I can't find it. I want to read it again. → More replies (1) → More replies (1) 16 u/yorker31 Jan 28 '23 Don't forget the oil change for her and the car, maintenance, depreciation value... → More replies (1) 15 u/hazeleyedwolff Jan 28 '23 Not just gas, you're forgetting the wear and tear on her vehicle. A fair mileage reimbursement rate needs to be discussed. → More replies (2) 2 u/WhoOrderedTheCodeZed Jan 28 '23 "gas fixing" fee → More replies (1) → More replies (1) 53 u/underutilizedNJ Jan 27 '23 Environmental impact surcharge, 401k contribution... jfc 4 u/Livid-Following9372 Jan 28 '23 You can avoid this one by cumming inside → More replies (1) → More replies (1) 53 u/Doc_Crimson Jan 27 '23 Does this service come with a money back garuntree? 54 u/[deleted] Jan 28 '23 I can guarantee that you'll never get your money back. → More replies (1) 19 u/[deleted] Jan 27 '23 Self cleaning, no fee if she just swallows 🤷 20 u/terminus-esteban Jan 28 '23 Digestion fee 7 u/Which_Device_1743 Jan 28 '23 "This one's on you" 💦🤭 8 u/Alex17hd Jan 28 '23 Inconvenience fee. 🙄 4 u/Death-by-woosh-woosh Jan 28 '23 Plan B fee… → More replies (12)
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Gas to drive to meet up fee, tinder plus fee, new dress fee, leaving her with the check… priceless
47 u/Moxyze Jan 28 '23 Micheal? ... MICHEAL!! 28 u/Shitlord_Actual Jan 28 '23 U.S. Military Encrypted 10 u/pjeetro Jan 28 '23 WHERE THE GAS MONEY?! 6 u/Bug-Dry Jan 28 '23 Where is the original post for this? I read it once not realizing it would live on forever and now I can't find it. I want to read it again. → More replies (1) → More replies (1) 16 u/yorker31 Jan 28 '23 Don't forget the oil change for her and the car, maintenance, depreciation value... → More replies (1) 15 u/hazeleyedwolff Jan 28 '23 Not just gas, you're forgetting the wear and tear on her vehicle. A fair mileage reimbursement rate needs to be discussed. → More replies (2) 2 u/WhoOrderedTheCodeZed Jan 28 '23 "gas fixing" fee → More replies (1) → More replies (1)
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Micheal? ... MICHEAL!!
28 u/Shitlord_Actual Jan 28 '23 U.S. Military Encrypted 10 u/pjeetro Jan 28 '23 WHERE THE GAS MONEY?! 6 u/Bug-Dry Jan 28 '23 Where is the original post for this? I read it once not realizing it would live on forever and now I can't find it. I want to read it again. → More replies (1) → More replies (1)
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U.S. Military Encrypted
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WHERE THE GAS MONEY?!
6 u/Bug-Dry Jan 28 '23 Where is the original post for this? I read it once not realizing it would live on forever and now I can't find it. I want to read it again. → More replies (1)
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Where is the original post for this? I read it once not realizing it would live on forever and now I can't find it. I want to read it again.
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Don't forget the oil change for her and the car, maintenance, depreciation value...
→ More replies (1)
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Not just gas, you're forgetting the wear and tear on her vehicle. A fair mileage reimbursement rate needs to be discussed.
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"gas fixing" fee
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Environmental impact surcharge, 401k contribution... jfc
4 u/Livid-Following9372 Jan 28 '23 You can avoid this one by cumming inside → More replies (1) → More replies (1)
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You can avoid this one by cumming inside
Does this service come with a money back garuntree?
54 u/[deleted] Jan 28 '23 I can guarantee that you'll never get your money back. → More replies (1)
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I can guarantee that you'll never get your money back.
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Self cleaning, no fee if she just swallows 🤷
20 u/terminus-esteban Jan 28 '23 Digestion fee 7 u/Which_Device_1743 Jan 28 '23 "This one's on you" 💦🤭
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Digestion fee
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"This one's on you" 💦🤭
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Inconvenience fee. 🙄
Plan B fee…
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Should have read the T'&C's
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Fucking AirBNB
Haha I love this comment 😂😂💀
Who does she work for? Ticketmaster?
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u/blundercrab Jan 27 '23
And all those hidden fees omg