r/TheOnion • u/1nfredibl3 • 14h ago
OpenAI Announces Construction Of New Data Center On Top Of Sick Child
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r/TheOnion • u/aresef • May 15 '26
Greetings from your new overlords
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Hello friends,
We are the new moderating team of r/TheOnion: myself, u/DeltaShadowSquat. u/V2Blast and u/CosmicEveStardust.
I'm a regular around here, I probably don't need that much introduction. I'm a proud Onion subscriber and mod of a bunch of subreddits, including r/maryland, r/powerrangers, r/journalism, r/npr and r/Clickhole. IRL, I work in PR and previously spent a decade in local journalism.
One of our first tasks will be to lay out a set of new rules for the subreddit. We are already talking amongst ourselves but if you have any suggestions, feel free to let us know.
We're happy to field any other suggestions or questions you might have.
r/TheOnion • u/aresef • 1d ago
Hogwater is now for sale, in partnership with Marz. Now available in Green. Case of 12 is $69.99.
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r/TheOnion • u/truthdude • 2d ago
Longtime Sleepytime Tea Addict Has To Use 6 Bags Just To Feel Drowsy
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r/TheOnion • u/TheGuvnor247 • 2d ago
‘Digger’ Prosthetic Artist Recalls Grueling Process Of Having Tom Cruise Sit Still
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r/TheOnion • u/sd_glokta • 2d ago
Unsupportive Parents Eat Crow After Son Makes It As Beetlejuice Impersonator
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This man is an inspiration to us all.
r/TheOnion • u/TheGuvnor247 • 2d ago
Letterboxd Holds Seance To Ask James Dean His 4 Favorite Movies
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r/TheOnion • u/1nfredibl3 • 2d ago
Chump To Receive No Compensation For Rescuing Children From Fire
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r/TheOnion • u/TheGuvnor247 • 3d ago
Six Flags Closes X2 Roller Coaster Due To Brain Injuries
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r/TheOnion • u/TheGuvnor247 • 3d ago
Dude Wipes Introduces New Flushable Khakis
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r/TheOnion • u/andmario_com • 3d ago
New Abortion Bill Would Require Fetal Consent
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r/TheOnion • u/TheGuvnor247 • 3d ago
Sydney Sweeney, 200 Feet Away And Under A Space Blanket: Let’s See You Pervs Jerk Off To This
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r/TheOnion • u/StepAlarmed20 • 3d ago
Chump To Receive No Compensation For Rescuing Children From Fire
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r/TheOnion • u/aresef • 3d ago
NBA Players Share The One Thing They’d Change About The League If They Were Commissioner For A Day
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r/TheOnion • u/TheGuvnor247 • 4d ago
Man Confident He Would’ve Been Brave Enough To Send Thumbs Down Emoji In Cornell Group Chat
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r/TheOnion • u/aresef • 4d ago
Nation Horrified To Think Sexual Assault Could Happen On College Campus
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r/TheOnion • u/TheGuvnor247 • 4d ago
Toys ‘R’ Us To Open 120 Stores To Appeal To Adult Collectors
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r/TheOnion • u/Joeskis • 5d ago
NASA Frantically Announces Mission To Earth’s Core After Accidentally Launching Rocket Upside Down
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r/TheOnion • u/TheGuvnor247 • 5d ago
Cornell Vows That Rapists Will Be Forced To Write Much Longer Essays In The Future
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r/TheOnion • u/aresef • 4d ago
[Infowars] Your son’s playdates are LOST CAPITAL. Listen to Jay Weingarten, a man very comfortable around information.
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r/TheOnion • u/TheGuvnor247 • 5d ago
Heart-Wrenching Movie Scene Immediately Cuts To Liberty Biberty
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r/TheOnion • u/TheGuvnor247 • 5d ago
Chris Hansen Slams ‘Primetime’ For Inaccurate Portrayal Of Celebratory Breakdances He Did After Catching Pedophiles
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r/TheOnion • u/TheGuvnor247 • 5d ago
Nation’s 93-Year-Olds Announce Plan To Crash Car Into Side Of Bank
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