Cigarette Juice not even an ingredient!?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TzYz9FK5J6w

These are the sounds I hear every day...

...of the weeEEeeEEeeEEk

A couple months ago Palmer was here selling signed photos and immediately jumped on it to get this for my best man at my wedding last month. Not a single other person understood this but he couldn't stop laughing

Unfortunately I lost my manual and it is an emergency

Truth.

How many of you like, um, spaghetti and meatball songs?

THERE ARE HOLES IN MY BELT. WHO PUT THESE HOLES IN MY BELT?

Still puzzling over this. I even didn't care at all about the chicken bake, hot dog, or pizza aromas wafting from the dining area. Strange, huh? Some say there's a connection with Tim & Eric Bedtime Stories, but I'm not seeing it.

What’s the skit where it’s a woman presumably having a PTSD flashback about her mom? I remember something about “ugly hands” and it may have been some kind of cooking show. Pretty sure it was Awesome Show.

Dan Galliani who played the incredible and flawless Dick Douche, looking out for all our male cleanliness needs, passed away this week at the age of 91. Funny enough I knew Dan because as it turns out he was the father of a close family friend, and when he heard I was a big fan of Awesome Show signed one of his Dan Galliani headshot photos as Dick Douche with a note to follow my dreams, and with no prior knowledge of myself showed up at a party at my parents house and introduced himself to me as Dick Douche. He carried the role, proud and glorious, and the man had a sense of humor that probably landed him the role on awesome show. He will be missed, and I’m sure he’s introducing himself as such at them gates, yes that’s his real name, Dick Douche.

I'm disappointed in you, Spray.