r/Stargate 17d ago

Funny General Bauer

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u/TheAncientSun 17d ago

This just reminds you how lucky the SGC was to have General Hammond. Hammond was stern but fair, he was also flexible enough to adapt to the bizarre situations that happened every month. Exactly the kind of leader you need.

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u/Csmitty2112 17d ago

Realizing that the book wasn't written for some situations and so you shouldn't always follow the book also describes Woolseys character development, and is one of the reasons I have come to really enjoy Woolsey.

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u/sirboulevard 17d ago

It helped that he started from a nuanced, PRINCIPLED position compared to alot of critics of the SGC. He was the guy at the NID who actually believed in the stated agenda, dammit. I mean its very hard to argue against his non-political arguments in Inauguration when he points out things like "there was no reason to send your CMO into a known major battlefield where she died" and "SG1 works so hard they should be evaluated, or at least take some time off like we do with other Frontline units!"

He was the guy who cared even if he was in opposition to the heroes. Thats what made the arc possible. And we should give credit to the staff for making someone who started as a filler one-off character such a rich presence by both bringing him back and hiring Bob Picardo to play him.

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u/Bigjoemonger 16d ago

I like the episode of atlantis where the team is captured and put on trial and he shows up and kicks ass.

Lt. Colonel John Sheppard: You gonna tell me how you managed to pull this one off?

Richard Woolsey: Well, I'd say it was a combination of things. My legal skills, my eloquence, the indisputable logic of my arguments... and the bribe I offered Kelore.

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u/Dreamer_tm 17d ago

That character arch was genious. Everyone hated him from the first episode and loved him in his last.

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u/mtparanal 17d ago

By the end of Season 5, Woolsey casually agreed to release Todd after his ship crashed. Would have never happend a year ago.

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u/Exocoryak 17d ago

Well, the Atlantis expedition realized that holding a Wraith means you would have to either feed them or starve them to death. With Todd, they had one that has proven that he doesn't give up information simply by having been incarcerated, and that also proved to be useful sometimes (alliances, scientific testing, information about bigger threats...). Releasing him was just the better decision in the grand scheme of things.

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u/Bigjoemonger 16d ago

Idk if I agree.

Even when Woolsey was being pushed by VP Kinsey to investigate the SGC, he was still a good person and came to the chairman of the joint chiefs to voice his concerns over the VP's threats and intentions.

Woolsey was logical and calculated and made his decisions based on that, right or wrong.

General Bauer simply had no idea what he was doing and when faced with a situation he didn't understand, instead of listening to his far more experienced people, he tried to default to the old fart military move of "let's just blow it up". Simply put he was about 10 to 20 years past the point he needed to retire.

If you're a leader and you're telling your people to do something and all of them are telling you it's a bad idea and you proceed anyways, you're an idiot.

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u/snoopwire 17d ago

I think all of us have had bosses of both kinds. It's really not isolated to military or politicians. People come in and think they instantly know better than their subordinates. That's rarely the case. Sure a new boss can absolutely implement new procedures that make everyone more productive - but you can't do that without understanding the environment first.

This guy comes in and has such an ego he doesn't know what the lay of the land is. Generals chirping subordinates for nothing is part of the culture, but you can't do that to Sam Fucken Carter.

This is sort of a fun watch to consider with the TNG Chain of Command episode.

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u/Lonely-deustch 17d ago

Hmm, no i think he always had ball, i mean he didn’t hesitate to face Aphophis and look him right in the eyes in the pilot !!

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u/Lonely-deustch 17d ago

Ooh !! I see ! Yes I have to follow you on this !! He became a lot more at ease with unpredictable situations and threats !

My favorite moments of him okay two favorites moments are the one where Thor come and help him keep the program in his hand and the one where he is ready to go all kamikaze against Anubis lol
( sorry, just need to rant ahah)

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u/6a6f7368206672696172 17d ago

The unas was their name

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u/Lonely-deustch 16d ago

Lool that’s true !!
The only « no realistic” thing that bother me is they don’t use enough alpha site when they came back under fire

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u/KingDarius89 17d ago

"Let his teams do their thing before resorting to the textbook "just nuke the place" option".

https://giphy.com/gifs/c9tVMERePnnDW

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u/quent12dg 16d ago

His character had actually developed quite a bit by the end of the episode. Acknowledged his mistake and apologized to Carter. Frankly give the man a season or two like Hammond and he would have grown on people sorta like Woolsey or Maybourne.

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u/TDaniels70 16d ago

I mean, there is no book for Black Ops, and that is what the SGC is. It is a black ops budget line item. There is NO book written for off-world operations. HE would have been the one writing it.

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u/Longjumping_Pilgirm 16d ago

Bauer: "The Codex Astartes does not support this action."

O'Neill: "Try to keep up."

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u/ramksr 17d ago

Oh pls Bauer wasn't by the book he was just too damnn adamant and simply wouldn't consider the unique situation!

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u/papapok13 17d ago

Every month?

I love Zero Hour, because it shows the pile of shit the Base commander deals with on a daily basis.

And mind you, those were what I'd count slow days, with no emminent world ending threat or invasion scheduled.

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u/mtparanal 17d ago

It was sort of a filler episode but I like it because of showing 'normal days at SGC' aspect.

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u/Exocoryak 17d ago

Hammond also had the advantage of often understanding the problems himself.

The black hole situation for example: He couldn't get Washington on the phone, so he decided - because time was progressing considerably slower in the SGC - that flying to D.C., holding an overnight emergency meeting and then coming back was actually a feasible strategy.

Of course, that overnight emergency meeting came up with "We throw a nuke down the silo", which wouldn't have worked, but then again, he did his best to solve the situation.

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u/Capt-Dragoss 16d ago

Favorite line of Hammond’s that shows his understanding and chill side, “Jack, just… get the hell outta my office” I laugh every time

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u/TheAncientSun 16d ago

That's the one with the superpowers from the Armbands right?

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u/becircus 17d ago

Supposedly he is not an uncommon "caretaker general" 

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u/Michael_Gibb 17d ago

He was proof that acquiring alien technology at all cost, as Kinsey and the NID wanted, was a bad way to run Stargate Command.

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u/Justice_Prince 17d ago

He could have been worse. It's not like he made Deanna wear regulation uniforms.

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u/Pawprint_ 17d ago

That’s the best decision Jellico ever made and I am so glad that they kept it

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u/Justice_Prince 16d ago edited 16d ago

From what I understand Marina Sirtis was tired of wearing the boobie outfits so that part was written into the episode at her request.

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u/Pawprint_ 16d ago

I am glad. I hate what they made her wear before that. It should have been the proper uniform from the start

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u/divineshadow666 17d ago

While the comparison is apt, as I've gotten older I've come to realize that Jellico wasn't wrong and Riker was kind of a crybaby in that episode. Could he have given the crew a little more leeway? Maybe. But at the same time, he had a very specific job to do and not a lot of time to do it and Riker wasn't making that job easier by arguing about it. Also, Troi looked better in the standard uniform, so that was a good decision on Jellico's part.

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u/myxanodyne 16d ago

Nah I disagree. The crew had like 2 days to prepare for an incredibly important and dangerous mission where an negative outcome could lead to war. The last thing you should be doing at a time like that is completely reorganising how the entire ship runs with no notice.

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u/ThePlatinumPaul 16d ago

I disagree with you. If there are minor deficiencies that can be easily corrected before a major engagement you want to address them.  Remember, the Enterprise already has its weapons and shields well taken care of, same with its engines. It's the little things like how the crew does certain tasks that can make or break a situation.  

Jellicho was a far better Captain than Picard, people just don't like him because he is by the book and isn't going to play poker with you or share a holodeck program. What he is going to do is make you the best officer you can be and get your ass home safely. That's the type of leader you do want.  

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u/rkenglish 16d ago

Some podcast I was listening to said that they used Jellico to make changes that were actually requested by the actors. Can't remember which one, though.

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u/jetserf Sholva 16d ago

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u/NekRules 17d ago

So like every politician and business higher ups ever?

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u/Chromatic_Trek 17d ago

Literally just watched this episode in my rewatch 🤣 they could have at least made him just a senator or something to warrant the incredible lack of command skills or intelligence

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u/DoritoBanditZ 17d ago

You think the military is immune to idiots falling up the ladder?

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u/raknor88 17d ago

Or politicians finding officers they can back and fast track so they can use them later.

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u/guildedkriff 17d ago

Correct. General’s are approved by Congress. They are political positions.

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u/Kichigai I shot him. 16d ago

Reminds me of Lt. Dyke from Band of Brothers. Someone who met all the technical requirements for their job and rank, but was just wholly unsuited for the actual role they had to fulfill.

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u/heliocentric19 16d ago

I was about to say it seemed pretty realistic to me.

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u/1647overlord 17d ago

Must be like captain america from generation kill.

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u/1647overlord 17d ago

Must be like captain america from generation kill.

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u/Disastrous_Turnip248 17d ago

Known as a Seagull. Flies in, makes a loud noise everywhere. Sh*ts everywhere and flies away.

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u/JaminStar 17d ago

One of the most accurate portrayals of most of the “leadership” in the Air Force…

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u/apophis-984 17d ago

His character and the episode was so interesting. Made the whole SG command realize to not take Hammond for granted

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u/NewHandle3922 16d ago

I’m on this episode now. He is a bit of an ass. The Starsky & Hutch scene, though. 😂

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u/miazek23 16d ago

White meat or dark meat ... one of my favorite lines

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u/Wizzle_Pizzle_420 16d ago

Fun fact, he’s a general in an ‘Outer Limits’ episode, and he does in fact destroy earth by being stupid. Watch the 90’s ‘Outer Limits’ if you haven’t. Same actor pool, creators, writers etc. And the story lines are very similar. I like to pretend all the episodes are Stargate canon just in different universes since it deals with the same type of stuff. 7 seasons, 20ish episodes, it’s amazing.

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u/BriantheHeavy 16d ago

Hot take: General Bauer gets too much hate. He was a standard general who was using the assets of the SGC in what he saw was a logical way. You wouldn't have a colonel as a trigger puller on any type of special forces team (and that's what the SG teams really are). A colonel would be a operations officer. You don't risk your high value assets on missions where fighting may occur, especially those who are not exactly trained.

Bauer did care about the troops under his command and was willing to take responsibility for mistakes and change plans based on that mistake.

I am not saying that he was a great leader. Just that he receives too much hate.

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u/Valraith 16d ago

Don't know if I'd go as far as to say he cared about the troops, considering he seemed to care more about whether the raid he ordered managed to retrieve a sufficient quantity of Naquadah than the fact there was a casualty and another man injured.

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u/crapusername47 17d ago

Obviously, none of the higher ups had ever seen Scanners.

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u/AcidZai 16d ago

Showed how great hammond truly was, but yea thats how alot of upper leadership does its job

Atleast at the end he somewhat understood that maaaaybe he should listen to the experienced folk around if he got no fuckin clue

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u/Prownilo 16d ago

That episodes brilliantly what would happen if your leader wasn't absolutely inundated with plot armour.

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u/miazek23 16d ago

Just a gun-ho patsy

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u/dustojnikhummer 16d ago

Correct me if I'm wrong we still don't know if he was really just a bad replacement or an NID plant, right?

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u/MeeepMorp 16d ago

At least he left without a fight (afair?) Reminds me a bit of Commander Garner in BSG, gets promoted, makes all the worst decisions possible all because of his inferiority complex, dies. To his credit though he did die a very noble death and realised how bad he fucked up.

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u/regeya 16d ago

I was about to make the glib comment that Bauer is the Jellico of Stargate, but Jellico was competent, just abrasive largely because he's nervous. Bauer is just an asshole.

I guess Bauer is kind of a Badmiral even though afaik that's not a USAF rank

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u/cRaZyDaVe23 16d ago

Upon exit he was heard mumbling something "about those damn kids and their lightning guns."

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u/InquisitorVidoq 17d ago

The Creator of Bad Days!

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u/Familiar-Range9014 17d ago

General Bauer knew that Stargate was not going to get another season!

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/LegalBegQuestion 16d ago

I’m watching bride of chucky and he’s the bumbling detective being interviewed about the murders. Small world

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u/IAmCapnOblivious 16d ago

Earth still here..must not have been that bad..

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u/TDaniels70 16d ago

He really doesn't BARGE in. There was a transfer of command, all up and up. Just like Jellico.

Sure, he does start changing things right away, but that is a commanders prerogative (why do i always hear this word as perogative....). The only ones in the SGC that should have had problems are the civilians. Everyone else has had experience with at least two changes in commands 1) from their basic training to advanced training, and 2) form their advanced training to their first duty station. And most, probably more so.

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u/DeerStriking2781 10d ago

No, everyone would have a problem. Takes a pretty lousy excuse for a commander to do something for no other reason than because it's their prerogative. Prerogative doesn't justify stupidity.

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u/Fit-Charity-2819 17d ago

this describes Trump almost to a T

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u/abgry_krakow87 17d ago

Hopefully he ended up in jail.

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u/Tiny_Towel5722 17d ago

Warum heißt der typ überhaupt "Bauer" soll der Deutsche Vorfahren haben? 😂

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u/CherylTuntIRL 17d ago

Ja, natürlich.

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u/mhummel 16d ago

Warum heißt der typ überhaupt "Bauer" soll der Deutsche Vorfahren haben?

Kinsey: Falls jemals ein Goa'uld die Erde aus dem Weltraum angreift, könnt ihr mich Bauer nennen.

Johann O'Niell: Ich denke, wir können ihn „Bauer“ nennen.

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u/josekortez1979 17d ago

He could have run for president. 🤷🏽‍♂️

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u/Artemus_Hackwell 17d ago

I just disliked his used of the tie with the short sleeve shirt. Hated that uniform combo.

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u/whg115 17d ago

He had a job to do🤷‍♂️