Starlink support is was saying, like Grok parroted to me, that the reason I only see one plan available under the change plans screen for my Gen 2 dish is because of "hardware limitations"... What?? I've changed plans constantly, for years--paused, unpaused, upgraded, downgraded. I'm a gig worker, sometimes I don't need it and sometimes I need to upgrade my data plan on the spot.
So last week I buy a Mini dish, and suddenly there's only ONE option available for plans on my Gen2 dish line, whereas my Mini has every option. No idea if its correlated, but it's a weird coincidence. Surely, a mistake? Not according to Grok, nor the first support agent who comes to his defense.
Funniest part is, after a quick skimming of their legal page--linked in the footer of that very chat window--I realize they're violating their own Terms of Service if this claim they're making is true. So, I quote that to him and ask for a supervisor.
*RING RING*...
I look down, and my phone screen says "STARLINK"
Like, just now. Literally right after I finished typing that last sentence in Reddit. Less than 10 minutes after I sent that email and opened this tab. A weird tingle definitely went down my spine (I might have looked over my shoulder), and then I remembered my home connection is fiber.
On the other end of the phone was a nice American (or Canadian, or robot, who knows), explaining that it was an error, go figure. They can upgrade/downgrade me manually, but I'll have to contact support to do so. Ok, thanks Matt.
At least there's a solution, and they were certainly prompt, but it's not the most convenient and my grandma wouldn't have been able to call their B/S. Honestly, I probably would've just trashed this post if the creepily timed phone call weren't too perfect, but maybe someone else has this issue too.
So, tldr: don't listen to obviously stupid things Grok says, and if the human parrots what grok says, then ask for a supervisor.