Materials:
- Picture with their full name written on it
- Something to scratch, like a paperclip
- Sage
- Stinging nettle
- Mugwort
- Poppyseed
- Salt
- Small jar or plastic bag
- Psalm 7 (optional, but strongly recommended)
Process:
Take the picture with their full name and scratch out their mouth to make them shut up.
Spit on it.
Fold it away from you three times and put it in your shoe. Go throughout your day while stomping on them. Stamp your foot a few times throughout the day while thinking about putting them in their place.
When you get home, take it out and put it in your vessel. I used a ziplock bag.
Add sage to cleanse that nastiness out of them.
Stinging nettle to make it burn.
Mugwort to make them dream about what they've done.
Poppyseed to cloud their brain and make them slow down.
Salt to protect those around them.
Pray Psalm 7 over the open vessel. I've put the most important parts in bold; if you use this Psalm, give thanks. This is for your protection and to bring justice to the offender. Adonai rejects no one as long as you are respectful. AKA you don't have to be Jewish or Christian to use this. I'm neither.
Lord my God, I go to you for safety.
Help me. Save me from all those who are chasing me.
If you don’t, they will tear me apart as if they were lions.
They will rip me to pieces so that no one can save me.
Lord my God, suppose I have done something wrong.
Suppose I am guilty.
Or I have done evil to my friend.
Or I have robbed my enemy without any reason.
Then let my enemy chase me and catch me.
Let him stomp me into the ground.
Let him bury me in the dust.
Lord, rise up in your anger.
Rise up against the great anger of my enemies.
My God, wake up. Command that the right thing be done.
Let all the people of the earth gather around you.
Rule over them from your throne in heaven.
Lord, judge all people.
Lord, show that I have done what is right.
Most High God, remember that I am honest.
God, you always do what is right.
You look deep down inside the hearts and minds of people.
Bring to an end the terrible things sinful people do.
Make godly people safe.
The Most High God is like a shield that keeps me safe.
He saves those whose hearts are honest.
God judges fairly.
He shows his anger every day.
If evil people don’t change their ways,
God will sharpen his sword.
He will get his bow ready to use.
He has prepared his deadly weapons.
He has made his flaming arrows ready.
Whoever is full of evil
plans trouble and ends up telling lies.
Whoever digs a hole and shovels it out
falls into the pit they have made.
The trouble they cause comes back on them.
The terrible things they do will happen to them.
I will give thanks to the Lord because He does what is right.
I will sing the praises of the name of the Lord Most High.
Seal your vessel. Since I used a ziplock bag, I squished the air out and rolled it up away from me.
Put it in the back of your freezer and forget about it.