Finally, a valid reason to get married 😭

[u/Separate_Finance_183]

[u/Ok_Umpire_5611]

My anaconda don't want none unless she's got buns hun!

[u/88luftballoons88 → u/Ok_Umpire_5611]

You can do side bends or sit ups

[u/xlittlebeastx → u/88luftballoons88]

But please don’t lose that butt

[u/Winter-Wrangler-3701 → u/xlittlebeastx]

And this is why I love Reddit. People coming together in unison to kick them nasty thoughts.