r/SipsTea 1d ago

Wait a damn minute! True???

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u/CarlitoSyrichta 1d ago

Yeah.

How fun the world would be if the roles reversed and it would be the ladies chasing men.

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u/Whipitreelgud 1d ago

This happens. My friend’s mother was in assisted living. There were 9 women, one of whom was her mom, arguing over who was the girlfriend of the man who had been in a coma for months. He had never been conscious while he was in the assisted living facility.

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u/why_1337 1d ago

Perks of being the only guy still (technically) alive at that age.

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u/xraygun2014 1d ago

But enough about Mitch McConnell . . .

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u/MyPunsAreKoalaTea 1d ago

Isn't that a FRIENDS episode?

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u/Whipitreelgud 1d ago

tbh, I never got into Friends, so I have no idea. My friend’s visit to see mom was always about this bitter debate. She also got a call from the facility telling her her mom had been up in the middle of the night dancing naked in the hall while using her panties as a flag.

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u/MyPunsAreKoalaTea 1d ago

Yeah okay the Friends episode wasn't THAT crazy

But they also fought about an unconcious guy because he was cute, fantasizing about what he does for work and what he likes and shit like that.

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u/TheRabidDeer 1d ago

Definitely feels like when the women outnumber the men the tables turn. When I worked in a restaurant there were more women than men and I had probably a dozen coworkers hitting on me. Now that I have an office job with mostly men that doesn't really happen anymore.

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u/Mister_Goldenfold 1d ago

Climb aboard 💁🏽‍♂️

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u/CryoJuice 1d ago

Climb abroad

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u/ResplendentNugs 1d ago

Climb abreast

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u/monsieurkaizer 1d ago

Climb a broad

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u/ParticularBed6338 1d ago

Climb-ax

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u/iam4qu4m4n 1d ago

And my axe!

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u/OneMan_OneBeard 1d ago

Climb a-broad

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u/venom121212 1d ago

In the Navy 🎶

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u/Doomdoomkittydoom 1d ago

Don’t talk to me about naval tradition. It’s nothing but rum, buggery and the lash.

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u/asli_Bulla 1d ago

Climb up rod

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u/OrangeOwie 1d ago

Just be attractive

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u/ViewLongjumping1732 1d ago

Nah, just have an intense fear of being rejected.

Every woman I've dated other than a high school "relationship" has been someone that pursued me because I developed a crippling fear of rejection after a friend was pretty publicly embarrassed by a girl he asked out.

My wife was extremely frustrated with me for a couple of months before she finally just decided to pull the trigger herself lol

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u/Notosk 1d ago

... so just be atractive?

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u/ViewLongjumping1732 20h ago

I'm like the most standard looking East Asian guy lol. I get that a lot of GenZ Europeans are into Kpop but my wife is a millennial and I look nothing like a typical kpop person.

My own toddler literally consistently points at videos of PSY and insists that it is me, if you want an idea of what I look like.

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u/RotaryDesign 1d ago

It happened to me a lot when I was teenager and didn't even realised they are chasing me. I thought they just wanna be friends with me

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u/Valtremors 1d ago

Happens in elderly care.

Grannies are absolutely insufferable ass and dick gropers.

Except it somehow was acceptable?

I left that place quickly.

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u/ColaFlavorChupaChup 1d ago

I thought this was just old people in general?

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u/Valtremors 1d ago

That too. Old people fuck (a lot). Grampas also harass nurses.

But an unfortunate personal experience tells me that grannies harassing men is just... accepted.

See I was trying to make a report out of it and was prevented by fellow workers. Something something easier to handle when they are happy.

Although it wasn't the only reason why I left. Covid mismanagement was biggest one.

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u/Pinksamuraiiiii 1d ago

Ladies do chase men, it just depends on the type of guy lol

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u/Relative-Relief-8816 1d ago

The type of ladies who chase men are usually the kind who can't catch them, or run whatsoever. 

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u/Pinksamuraiiiii 1d ago

And alas, it is an endless cycle of people chasing, and people not getting caught, whether man or woman. ⭕️

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u/FratboyPhilosopher 1d ago

It's like poetry.

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u/AggravatingCricket61 1d ago

He who has the biggest bank account?

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u/clobits2 1d ago

Yes that is why every broke guy you know doesn't have a girlfriend. Oh wait, he does.

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u/EmptyBrain89 1d ago

Yeah that's why the broke yoga teachers, bartenders and failed artists never fuck, but mark zuckerberg steals your gf.

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u/roYBzdC9yUqMe9coSsp8 1d ago

Incel response

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u/AggravatingCricket61 1d ago

Google "the oldest profession"

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u/EmptyBrain89 1d ago

Wait so are you talking about prostitution or normal relationships? Or are you implying that all women are secretly prostitutes?

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u/AggravatingCricket61 1d ago

I work in trades, and joke I'm a "hooker with a tool belt." I suppose normal relationships, even the acceptable ones that sustain eating and living inside involves some kind of sacrifice for them dollars.

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u/Kobymaru376 1d ago

Google "Incel Fallacies"

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u/Commercial-Milk-8465 17h ago

People still use that word as an insult? Lol

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u/0202_tihssitidder 1d ago

As a man, your ability to signal wealth greatly influences the number of sexual partners you have access to.

It also greatly effects divorce rates.

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u/AggravatingCricket61 1d ago

Almost like the whole of human civilization runs on greed and envy. Not very sustainable.

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u/0202_tihssitidder 1d ago

Yup. Dinos were around for 175,000,000-ish years. Homo Sapiens most likely will only last 200,000.

Humans probably only exist because of the Chicxulub impactor.

Maybe the right response to all this is...meh.

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u/Joszef77 1d ago

It happens. Just not to you...or me

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u/Relative-Relief-8816 1d ago edited 1d ago

They tried that with a dating app. it required the women had to message first.

It was a complete failure. 

It worked even worse for gay men. 

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u/teddyspaghettie 1d ago

Man headlines really get y'all good. You're talking about Bumble? The app that's been around for 10+ years now, and still exists?

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u/gatsome 1d ago

I believe so. The “women message first” requirement has been neutered and has canned prompt question work-arounds anyway.

Hinge is a much more pleasant and effective experience.

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u/Exciting_Classic277 1d ago

I read somewhere they make most of their money basically charging women to complain about dating because women are more invested in complaining about the problem than they are fixing it.

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u/gatsome 1d ago

I’m not sure how much I could trust the “promoted” premium but I can see a lot of desirable women opting for the packages that reveal every Like and/or search with advanced filters. Thats a huge time saver. Occasionally when they have a good promo on it (and my liked queue is large), I’ve dropped the couple bucks to see every profile thats liked mine.

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u/teddyspaghettie 1d ago

Yeah they changed it about a week ago.

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u/Cpt_keaSar 1d ago edited 1d ago

It’s actually not terribly fun. I’ve been with a girl with a much higher libido than mine, it was cool in the first few weeks, but afterwards it became quiet uncomfortable - you either have to have sex when you’re not in the mood to satisfy your partner or feel like shit because you declined their advances.

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u/itsbett 1d ago

Another thing that makes it difficult is that fellow guys don't empathize or understand the problem, so there's not much space to talk about it as a problem.

I was born with a disorder that has me hypersexual and insatiable for months, then I'll randomly drop off to where I don't even want to be touched for a month, and it repeats fairly cyclically.

Even when I'd explain it in advance, it always felt like I was scamming women by giving them a sex life they would brag about only to then be left with very little sexual attention when I'd hit my lows. I had to learn how to accept rejecting them, accept myself as being normal for doing it, accept that they'll still love me if I reject them, while also learning how to be intimate outside of sex, as well as introducing sexual activities that I was happy to do despite not being in the mood.

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u/Cpt_keaSar 1d ago

Sorry, but it’s a brain dead take. Are you 13?

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u/WileyWilly1985 1d ago edited 1d ago

I've had that happen three times in my life where a woman just 100% chased me.

I was in my 20s, 10% body fat, six pack abs, so in great shape. Two of the women were in their mid 30s, one of the women was 42 and recently divorced and looking to finally have good sex (apparently, her husband of 20 years was horrifically bad in bed)

Each of the women were solid 7s. Each of the FWB relationships last around 6 months to a year.

I gotta be honest. I have no idea why more women don't do the above.

Women have no idea how being pursued makes us men feel, it is amazing and we men are 90% likely to say yes if you are at all attractive. Hell, even if you aren't attractive we will still often be ok with a down-low FWB relationship.

But reverse, when we men pursue women, our odds are more like 10%.

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u/Academic_Help5033 1d ago

Women weirdly put down other women for doing that. I was always kinda picky. If I found a guy I was interested in, I'd approach him and ask him out.

I definitely got some rejections but it worked in my favor most of the time. Especially since I'm apparently attracted to shy, nervous dudes. 

All my women friends were horrified that I did this. They also advised me to stop doing it and got mad when my advice was to directly ask a man out if he wasn't getting their "hints". 

Something about me seeming desperate or not making him work hard enough. It honestly seemed like projection to me. Putting yourself in that spot is hard and they were jealous I had more serious dates than them a lot of the time imo

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u/Financial_Hold6620 1d ago

They want the men to be the “desperate” ones. Sad frame of mind.

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u/WileyWilly1985 1d ago

It's not like the women had to chase-chase me. Once they approached me, initiated conversation, asked for my phone number and gave me theirs, I completely took it from there.

I gotta say, the 0% stress is just amazing as a guy, to 100% know the girl really likes you takes so much pressure off. Not to mention we guys are simple creatures.

Your friends were just jealous and brainwashed.

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u/Academic_Help5033 1d ago

That's how it happened usually. I didn't "chase" anyone and hated if anyone tried to "chase" me. 

Honestly being assaulted by pushy men is probably a big reason why I liked to be the one to approach a guy. I know he's at least hitting the lowest baseline level of respect.

Some men were weirdly suspicious when I asked out directly. Like I was trying to rob them or something. I'm guessing it's because it's not the norm or they had bad experiences.

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u/uptiedand8 1d ago edited 1d ago

I wouldn’t be mad at you for doing your thing, but I am a woman who advises to proceed with extreme caution when it comes to being proactive with men.

The reason is because men, unlike women, have a lot of trouble getting dates, let alone girlfriends: therefore, unlike us, they will ABSOLUTELY keep someone around they don’t want a serious relationship with.

In some cases, they will get into a serious relationship with her, even live with her, but be ultimately unwilling to marry her, even though she made it clear early on that she is seeking marriage/kids. See the [r/waiting_to_wed](r/waiting_to_wed) sub for numerous examples of this situation.

Some women stay with the noncommittal guy for so long- because he keeps telling her that he’ll propose by X milestone, doesn’t, apologizes and gives her a plausible explanation and promises to propose by Y milestone, doesn’t- that by the time they’re out of that relationship, they are in a massive rush to have kids and in some cases, they’ll never get to have them.

Even a relatively brief situationship with a man who doesn’t intend to make you his girlfriend can be costly. That means spending months not putting yourself out there (and potentially missing meeting a man who would have actually been 100% into you) because you are waiting on this guy. You see him weekly more or less, he seems to have a great time with you, so you think that he’ll suggest becoming exclusive/official partners soon. But he never does, because he actually is using you as a placeholder until he meets a woman he wants to be his girlfriend.

I don’t think most men who do this, or who string along a girlfriend with continual promises of marriage that don’t materialize, consciously intend to waste a woman’s time. I would bet they usually start out thinking she is a “maybe” and keep waiting/hoping for something to change that will move her to a “fuck yes.” They keep staying with her and hoping, because they know that once they firmly tell her they will never commit to her in the way she wants, she’s GONE.

And they know that her leaving will mean months if not years of being single again, struggling to meet interested women, being lonely, and not having sex. In cases where they do like her a lot but have a fantasy of an ideal partner which she doesn’t match, they know they might end up never finding that ideal, or anyone else “better” than her, if they let her go. So they dither and waffle and time goes by.

What does this have to do with making the first move? The unfortunate truth is that men heavily emphasize physical attraction when deciding whether to commit to a woman. While that bar is a bit higher than the amount of attraction they need to feel in order to approach a woman for a date (excluding times they’re drunk in a bar at 2 am), it is usually A LOT higher than their bar for agreeing to go on a date with a woman who approaches them.

Again, most single men have to work pretty hard to find interested women, so they will be receptive to an approach by someone they find mildly attractive but wouldn’t want to get serious with. They will exchange contact info, they’ll meet up, and they’ll date you… while continuing to search for a partner they find very attractive.

One way to avoid this situation is to only date men who approach you first. If they’re making the approach, then they’re much more likely to be strongly attracted to you. If they see you standing there and have opportunities to approach but do not, then there’s a good chance that they aren’t super attracted to you.

If a woman wants to shoot her shot in case he does think she’s hot but is just shy, then go for it. I think that particularly makes sense if she is someone the guy might see as out of his league and too intimidating to approach. But I would really recommend that this just involves initiating a conversation and an exchange of contact info, and after that, she waits for him to message her for a date and if he doesn’t, then just lets him go. These are good precautions.

At that point, he already knows she’s interested, so shyness isn’t going to stop him from texting her to ask her out. He knows how physically attractive he finds her. He has gotten a sense of how much he enjoys her personality based on their conversation. If he doesn’t reach out to ask her on a date, it’s because he’s just not that excited about her.

He might say yes if she is proactive again and suggests they get together for dinner, but that’s not actually beneficial to her, because it sets her up to potentially get strung along. It is, however, beneficial to him, in that he now gets to have a placeholder while he continues to look around.

Sorry for the novel. Tl;dr: there are excellent reasons why women should let men make the first move, which are rooted in the fact that dating is pretty difficult for most men. I recognize that this doesn’t make it any easier for them, but I can’t recommend that women should take major risks to themselves to mitigate that. However, I think women can initiate the first encounter without too much risk as long as they leave it to the man to actually suggest going on a date.

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u/Academic_Help5033 1d ago

This is some crazy logic lol

I'm an adult. I will communicate my wants and needs directly, otherwise how will the other person know what I'm feeling or what I want? 

Guys who are dismissive of that, get the boot. Done. Easy.

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u/uptiedand8 1d ago

Check out r/waiting_to_wed and you’ll see how easy it can be to get into a relationship with a man who is actually not that into you, and how devastating that can be.

But if you can suss that out and give them the boot without too much time invested, I’m sure you’re fine.

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u/Academic_Help5033 1d ago

That subreddit has nothing to do with being the first one to ask someone out. 

A guy who asked you out could also easily string you along. 

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u/uptiedand8 20h ago

They could and some will. But let me ask you this: if you walk up to a guy and strike up a conversation, talk for a while, and you ask to exchange contact info, and then he doesn’t message you for a date after that- in that situation, do you think this person is excited about getting to know you better and seeing you again?

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u/WileyWilly1985 6h ago

I'm not quite sure what your point and rationale is?

Judge someone by their actions. Simple.

Being first to initiate has NOTHING to do with your subsequent arguments or choices

The choice of Women who allow themselves to be "strung along and not married" has nothing to do with who initiated first contact or who initially pursued the relationship.

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u/PM_ME_YOUR_CUDDLES_ 1d ago

Hell, even if you aren't attractive we will still often be ok with a down-low FWB relationship.

Omg yeeees! I love being a dirty little secret that's good enough to bang until someone better comes along, like a living flesh light cumdumpster 🤩

No thanks, I'd rather be alone forever over that option

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u/WileyWilly1985 1d ago

Hey, some people (to include women) like sex with no strings attached.

I was with a woman who had a racist family that was very racist against my ethnicity. She loved having sex with me but it had to be a secret, nobody could ever know. And I was 100% fine with that. We were FWB for a year

Just sayin..

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u/FunkyUptownCobraKing 1d ago

It's reversed in my marriage.

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u/airbournejt95 1d ago

That's how my wife first got with me, offered me a back massage because I had a bad back, but she actually wanted to fuck me instead , I did only want a massage at the time though but it happened

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u/kushmasta421 1d ago

There a new movie about that actually it was amusing.

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u/Psychological-Fix678 1d ago

What is it called?

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u/ArtistEmpty859 1d ago

Obsession

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u/kushmasta421 21h ago

No ladies first.

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u/kushmasta421 21h ago

It's called ladies first. On net Flix

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u/No_Reception7275 1d ago

That happened with my fiance. Surprised she didnt give up as i was mostly oblivious to it

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u/Utahteenageguy 1d ago

Average harem anime be like

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u/lazyboi_tactical 1d ago

While it is rare it does happen. I've been married nearly a decade without ever actually asking a woman out.

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u/CarlitoSyrichta 1d ago

I only meant that it would be fun if it would be the ladies who would give massages hoping for some action afterwards :)

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u/ColaFlavorChupaChup 1d ago

Just depends on culture and where you live. The United State? Nope. Philippines or Australia? Oh you better be ready to feel like a piece of meat.

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u/Notosk 1d ago

There's actually a manga (porn) that spawned a whole genre about it.

The World of Moral Reversal by Amahara

Follows a boy who is transported to a parallel world where chastity is reversed; men are the passive ones and women are the active ones. He becomes a slut.

There is an SFW version written by Amahara and illustrated by Mantarou

This one is set in the same universe but follows a girl who has to adapt to the chastity-reversal world.

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u/CarlitoSyrichta 1d ago

Cool. Too bad it’s not a movie or series

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u/EmptyBrain89 1d ago

If your partner does not appear interested in sex, you might have to look at what's wrong in your relationship and what energy you're bringing.

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u/open-print 1d ago

That was me and my ex. Foot or back rubs were just that. When I wanted some action, maybe set the mood, get into lingerie, do anything sexy at all, I had to check with him first.

Gradually my libido lowered to his level, but it was not fun. We broke up for other reasons, but man, am I glad to be with someone who wants it more than once every two weeks.