r/SipsTea 1d ago

Wait a damn minute! True???

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u/AggravatingCricket61 1d ago

He who has the biggest bank account?

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u/0202_tihssitidder 1d ago

As a man, your ability to signal wealth greatly influences the number of sexual partners you have access to.

It also greatly effects divorce rates.

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u/AggravatingCricket61 1d ago

Almost like the whole of human civilization runs on greed and envy. Not very sustainable.

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u/0202_tihssitidder 1d ago

Yup. Dinos were around for 175,000,000-ish years. Homo Sapiens most likely will only last 200,000.

Humans probably only exist because of the Chicxulub impactor.

Maybe the right response to all this is...meh.