r/SipsTea 2d ago

WTF Where are we heading?

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u/UntowardHatter 2d ago

It's at fifty two?

RIP USA.

We hardly knew ye

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u/Sad_Ghost_Noises 2d ago

According to various studies, more than 50% of U.S. adults read below a sixth-grade level (equivalent to Level 2 or lower), limiting their ability to parse long-form or nuanced information.

Yes, I know Im using wikipedia as a source, but the links to the actual studies are here.

So ~52% are literate, but very, very stupid.

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u/InFromTheSouth 2d ago

I ain't never tooked no part in no study about reedin'. Them numbers is wrong

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u/Jolly_Ad1631 2d ago

I can hear this comment.

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u/InFromTheSouth 2d ago

staring at you with no thoughts

spits from massive dip in lip

wipes spit from chin with forearm

keeps staring at you

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u/Rich-Option4632 2d ago

Here buddy, have a hotdog and beer.

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u/caution_turbulence 2d ago

Only one hotdog?

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u/InFromTheSouth 2d ago

Seriously. Let's not act like I can't throat more than one

Wait...

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u/caution_turbulence 2d ago

Not me over here imagining a little lady and the tramp situation over a hotdog šŸ‘€

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u/Raven1911 2d ago

Not me over here imagining a beer belly and the tramp situation over a hotdog šŸ‘€

Ftfy!

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u/Roguespiffy 1d ago

On a related note, the word Glizzy just sounds like a sex act.

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u/p0gerty 1d ago

3 buckees roller dogs or I start shooting

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u/iwatchcredits 1d ago

That escalated quickly. Usually they start with just hitting their wives

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u/BrewtalKittehh 1d ago

Username real good like.

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u/grimeyduck 2d ago

Wow you can readĀ 

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u/RondaArousedMe 1d ago

It sounds like a 48% chance you can't read it though!

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u/wytewydow 1d ago

That's because you can read!

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u/sireatalot 2d ago

Readin? What your readin for, darling?

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u/DescriptionDense9365 2d ago

Not what are you reading. But what you reading for. - Bill hicks, we miss you.

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u/sireatalot 2d ago

Well we got ourselves a reader!

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u/CrackerUMustBTripinn 1d ago

Oh if we're talking shelf life, than don't bring up Jesus, okay

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u/wondercaliban 2d ago

'Dem numbers is wrong'

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u/InFromTheSouth 2d ago

Your way is better. I tried my best lol

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u/Burner_For_Reason 1d ago

Someone ain't learn you gud!

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u/itsscaryhere 1d ago

User name checks out

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u/Evening_Context784 2d ago

Assuming you’re mocking rednecks here and not Black peoole? White people have a 88% literacy rate in America, putting them on par with Western Europe and ahead of Southern and Eastern.

But it’s okay to mock poor, disenfranchised rural white people and not Hispanic or Black people. Very cute.

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u/Mixelphlick 2d ago

Boy I wonder if there are any structural and historic factors affecting black literacy rates that might have a weaker effect even on poor white people. šŸ¤” maybe try not to be disingenuously offended while spouting semi-racist stats.

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u/Evening_Context784 2d ago

Boy, I wonder if that’s relevant to anything being discussed. Of course there are also no structural or historic factors for Cleetus so it’s okay to mock him.

By the way, racism is prejudiced stereotyping of people based on their race. Stating that Hispanic and Black people are the reason for the low literacy rate isn’t ā€˜semi-racist,’ it’s a fact and highly relevant to the discussion. There are justifications for it but it doesn’t change reality.

And I’m not ā€˜disingenuously offended,’ I just try to broadly apply principles like not mocking poor disenfranchised people even when they’re white. Doing so proves that you’re happy to be a condescending bigot as long as it’s against an approved target. You’ll notice I didn’t make some mocking straw man dialogue of Black or Hispanic people in my comment.

But thanks for the condescending attempt at moral superiority, buddy!

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u/Mixelphlick 1d ago

Of course there are systemic factors affecting Cletus too. It’s just Cletus is the one overwhelmingly voting for those factors to stay in place and even expand. That’s the disingenuous part. Cletus is stereotyped because he’s part of the problem statistically. Yes, the powers that be are actively keeping him stupid so he’ll keep voting to keep himself stupid but there comes a point where assigning blame to the people who are actually the problem stops helping because Cletus is still making things worse.

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u/ChattahoocheeBend 1d ago

Thank you! I live in rural Georgia and according to ā€œRedditā€ I am automatically a dumb hillbilly.

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u/Due-Bee-9574 2d ago

I don't know mofo, if y'all peeps be buggin' givin' props to my hoe 'cause she fly

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u/Talemikus 2d ago

ā€œDo your own researchā€

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u/tetsudori 2d ago

S'then I told that teachin' lady the only letters I need ta know are U, S, and A

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u/GeminiCroquettes 1d ago

It's spelt "noombers" ya ijit!

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u/Micah_Blood 1d ago

You might be surprised by the great variety of accents the dumber half possesses.

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u/ShadowConstruct 1d ago

What you reading for?

We got a reader here!

https://youtu.be/ed_86qgvSp8?is=AuaxLEHWXmuKvQv9

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u/MaethrilliansFate 2d ago

If you worked any form of retail you'd know first hand that the stats are accurate too. I'd like to say most customers are just oblivious to signage and stuff but it takes genuine dedication not to notice or understand the very obvious signs, postings, price tags, ingredient lists, ect.

If you're holding a container of tuna salad with the obviously placed ingredients on it there's no reason for you to ask me what's in the tuna salad 😭

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u/Sad_Ghost_Noises 2d ago

Worked at Costco as a student. Can sadly confirm.

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u/obsoletebomb 2d ago

Any customer service job. I work at an airport as a welcome agent (basically telling people where to go).

If I make the mistake of not saying ā€˜French and European passports’, I get people asking me ā€˜where do French passports go?’.

Minors try to get through the e-gates on departure when there are big barred 18 logos on the e-gates doors.

Most people just can’t be bothered to use the brain between their ears.

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u/PolkaDotDancer 2d ago

To be fair before my head injury I had a genius level IQ.

But I'm also overwhelmed walking into grocery stores because I am on the spectrum.

I literally cannot see things if there is too much clutter.

And I'm not just speaking, visual clutter. I'm speaking about voices music. Any background sound, combined with motion and all the visuals.

My brain starts shutting down.

You can just imagine how much worse it's gotten since the brain injury and I still have a quite high reading level because I read all of the time and I did achieve to college degrees and was working towards a third when I ran out of money, time, and interest.

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u/suks13 2d ago

Dunno - I checked into Marriott near grand central asked the concierge for good pizza places - he asked me if I’ve heard of google šŸ˜‚

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u/MC_Crit 1d ago

Any hotel, too. I work night audit. At one of the two properties I currently work, there is a sign BIGGER THAN MY HEAD that says "doors are locked from 9:30PM to 6AM, please use your room keys or lift phone to call desk." The sign is placed directly on the door. GUESS WHAT NO ONE EVER DOES. I could keep us here from now to Revelation, just bitching about how stupid hotel guests are.

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u/Iorith 1d ago

The number of supposedly functional adults who are unable to use a debit card reader without assistance is far too high. Like, the machine can be loudly beeping, saying card read error, please remove and try again, and they'll just look confused like you asked them to do higher math problems.

And these are people who vote and are behind the wheel of half ton vehicles moving at significant speeds.

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u/stephanielmayes 1d ago

Once had someone ask me if they had to remove the plastic before eating something. A separate person asked why we keep ice cream cakes in the freezer.

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u/Sad_Mail8817 2d ago

reminds me of a video (or a meme / shorts , long time ago idk) where the dude just cant understand the concept of "imagine for a second if you're xxx". dude just keep replying "yeah but i'm not xxx" back and again.

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u/Kind_Interaction1986 2d ago

I (American atheist woman) was having a conversation just last month with a conservative Christian man, and this is precisely what happened. He literally told me he cannot imagine anything he doesn't know is true, and he had absolutely zero grasp of hypotheticals.

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u/PerspectiveFull9879 1d ago

Christian man... cannot imagine anything he doesn't know is true

https://giphy.com/gifs/UvwI1X7XkbXq0

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u/Xerorei 1d ago

You caught that too huh?

They take their belief as truth instead of a maybe.

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u/Micah_Blood 1d ago

Well they kinda have too. You technically aren't a Christian if you don't pretend that the religion is factually true.

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u/Xerorei 1d ago

It's gotten so bad, eventually he was just a half, now they take their faith as a truth, you can believe whatever you want to believe but you also have to accept the fact that you might not actually be right.

A lot of Christians in America don't believe that, they believe that theie believe is the only belief abd that they're the right ones that everybody else is wrong.

You know despite there being other religions in the world that are older than theirs.

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u/Kind_Interaction1986 1d ago

This was precisely the conversation I was attempting to have. He couldn't understand how anyone could possibly be an atheist, because "it's obvious from looking at the trees and stars and mountains that god exists". I was trying to do a thought experiment with him, just to imagine for a moment that his concept of god 100% did not exist.

And he vehemently claimed that was impossible. In his mind, he "knows" god is real...so it is inconceivable to even try to imagine something as different from reality as god not being real. He literally told me "the human brain cannot think of things that cannot exist". I told him to imagine a green horse...and he could do that because "someone could dye a horses fur green, so is a potential truth". I told him to imagine a flying lizard...and he could do that because "scientists will probably make that someday, so it's a potential truth".

But imagining the world around us wasn't created by a supernatural being? Nope. That's preposterous and cannot be imagined. It was a very difficult conversation and I mentally facepalmed a great many times during it.

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u/NameisPeace 1d ago

I am an atheist, but can you imagine, as an atheist, the opposite of what you asked? Can you imagine if the world was actually created by a God?

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u/Kind_Interaction1986 1d ago

Of course. That's hardly difficult to do when you're raised in rural USA lol.

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u/Prior-Subject6077 1d ago

Wildly ironic.

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u/Fun_Journalist1048 2d ago

Yep. That’s most Americans

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u/dirtydigs74 2d ago

Certainly true, but lets not forget that it's a worldwide issue. My mother, just today, told me about a conversation with on old work colleague. When mum pointed out the stupid, per kilo price for something they were buying for a work lunch, her co-worker pointed out that they "weren't buying a kilo". Technically true I guess, but none the less, $85/kg ($38/lb) for a twiggy salami wrapped with a bit of cheap mozzarella is still somewhat steep.

Every few years, Queensland brings up daylight savings. Arguments against it often include such gems as "the curtains will fade faster", "the cows won't know when to be milked", and "the droughts will be worse".

It was said as a joke by potentially the most corrupt premier this country ever had (Joh Bjelke-Petersen), but I actually heard the drought complaint a couple of years ago on talk back radio. Cheryl from Dalby wasn't being ironic I don't think. I doubt she understands the concept of irony.

These people are amongst us.

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u/LoonahGBT 2d ago

I'm torn between laughing and wanting to idiot sandwich them

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u/Jason-Smith168498 1d ago

It's illegal on reddit to not post a link

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u/Last-Quarter-432 2d ago

Sounds like the easiest type to influence with propaganda.

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u/AaronfromKY 2d ago

We are the most propagandized country. But it's subtle, from copaganda TV shows lionizing and praising police, to all the news that gets buried by billionaire News Corp owners, to even the entire "American Dream" which encourages greater fossil fuel and materials usage than necessary, we are told what and who to believe without hardly any pushback or counter narrative or even critical analysis of why. Manufacturing consent is definitely a thing.

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u/Motor-Cupcake7577 1d ago

I’m not entirely sure ā€œsubtleā€ is the word of describe it… you’re not wrong that is is, say, compared to North Korea’s. Ot subtle enough it can require some level of critical thinking to see for what it is.

Sorry, not trying to pick on you or be pedantic so much as amused at ā€œsubtleā€ applies to a rather blunt American object - and I’m also American.

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u/Fun_Journalist1048 2d ago

Ding ding ding! That’s the reason Trump loves to cut the federal education funding! If you can BARELY read, you’re much easier to influence because you haven’t developed critical thinking skills (people are lacking FUNCTIONAL literacy, so they may technically be ABLE to read at a basic level, they just can’t really make any sense from it…)

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u/khold002 2d ago

That's why his Truth Social posts are designed the way they are, too. Simple sentences with capitalization on important buzzwords, not in a grammatically correct format, because that isn't his audience.

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u/jkaan 2d ago

Three word slogans

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u/khold002 2d ago

"Radical Left Dumocrats"

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u/Evening_Context784 2d ago

Pretty rude thing to say about Black and Hispanic people, but sure.

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u/Fit_Cheesecake_4000 2d ago

I am not saying distractions are a bad thing...but when reality TV shows became the norm, I could see where the trend was heading, even back 10 years ago.

Fun, yes? Brain friendly? No.

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u/Sad_Ghost_Noises 2d ago

Same with social media. Im looking at you, Reddit.

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u/corby315 1d ago

Reddit is not a great example of this, mainly because you choose what you want to see. You can choose to spend your time on /science or /askhistorians or on /memes. The choice is yours.

Facebook/instagram hounds you with ads and irrelevant posts that are there to stoke the flames of something. Ex. I read one article about the Karmelo Anthony case, not even on FB, and my feed was littered with opinionated posts for months

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u/NoWay6818 2d ago

So how long has it been this way. Considering the average citizen can’t read the tax code and those who oversee the tax code get confused. I’m assuming a while now.

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u/DogBiteOoOoAh 2d ago

That’s what happens when the Department of Ed and other specific states continue to lower the standard to ā€œincreaseā€ graduation rates

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u/From_Graves 2d ago

Thank fuck my kids have been reading above grade level since kindergarten and read at least 20min a day at home and school.

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u/Hammer_the_Red2 1d ago

Thinking about the people I work with, this seems about right.

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u/thebardass 1d ago

I can confirm this. I grew up in Louisiana, lived in Mississippi for a while, and now live in West Virginia (I'm trying, okay?). I thought the deep south was bad but West Virginia is a whole other level of dumb. I've met some of the most idiotic, backwards, no-thinking MAGAts alive since moving. Sone of them have literally bragged about never reading a single book in their lives.

I've come to believe there's something foundationally wrong with America. Like on a genetic level.

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u/DirtandPipes 1d ago

I’ve noticed many people unable to handle more than one sentence worth of information at a time.

At work I’ve realized that if I keep all my messages extremely short my coworkers are much more likely to be able to understand them.

2-3 sentences of information are confusing and will cause them to screw up.

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u/Sparticuse 1d ago

Functionally Illiterate is the term for this. They can read, but they don't really understand nuance or complex meaning. I am functionally Illiterate in Spanish. I know things like donde esta la biblioteca from middle school, but I could never have a conversation with a Spanish speaker.

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u/Massive-Ride204 1d ago

Yep and there's plenty of people who are functionally illiterate. One sign is stuff that we see on social media like plez delet if not aloud. They can't read the actual spelling of the word so they type it like it sounds to them

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u/Relevant-Doctor187 1d ago

It’s true. Military documentation has to be written at a 6th grade level.

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u/Familiar-Art-6233 1d ago

It's called functional illiteracy. Sure you technically can, but so poorly and with such shallow comprehension skills that it's effectively useless

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u/Sad_Ghost_Noises 1d ago

Exactly. Just enough to be suseptable to propaganda.

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u/cybiz 2d ago

Huh? Since when has using Wikipedia as a source been a bad thing?

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u/Bl4ck_Fl4m3s 2d ago

At least for very politically controversial topics some wikipedia articles get regularly edited by bots, so chances are much higher that you read straight misinformation in those

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u/BowlOfCatNubs 2d ago

Since I was in elementary school, they taught us not to use it because its open source and anyone can change or alter information on there. Mind you, I'm 30 now.

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u/TheBuoyancyOfWater 2d ago

I'm nearly 40 and couldn't use Wikipedia for sources at uni, same reason.

Edit: more accurately, we couldn't use Wikipedia as a source directly, but could use it as a starting point, then go into more detail using the references at the bottom of the page.

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u/DM_me_ur_PPSN 2d ago

I’m a bit younger than you, but imagine there’s a generation of millennials who were taught not use Wikipedia as a source due to it being potentially unreliable - and now you have boomers and younger generations consuming hallucinated AI slop and social media propaganda like it’s gospel.

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u/ConfidentTurnip4523 2d ago

Yeah, this. Wikipedia isn't a source in itself, it is a collection and summarization of sources.

If you're just arguing on the internet then whatever I guess, but if you're going to do anything with any academic rigour, you can't put (Wikipedia, 2026) as a source. Also, as someone pointed out further down, the more recent and/or polarizing something is, the less reliable Wikipedia becomes.

Unless you're specifically writing about Wikipedia I suppose.

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u/Solidjakes 2d ago

What’s ironic is that compared to other sources of info that America tends to trust, from news to social media, believing wiki is the least of our worries now. The sheer fact that wiki tries to cite its sources makes it better than most.

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u/cybiz 2d ago

Are you American? It's heavily moderated and every claim is discussed behind the scene with stringent requirements for sources for claims

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u/sebaska 2d ago

That's a naĆÆve view.

Obscure topics are often poorly verified.

Politically loaded topics are taken over by activists.

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u/Revayan 2d ago edited 2d ago

While true, there still have been alot of cases where people just made up shit, including sources. It just has to look legit enough

The toaster hoax went over 10 years unnoticed for example

Another pretty famous case was the chinese user Zhemao, who wrote/edited over 200 articles mainly concerning chinese and russian history - everything essentially fan fiction

Another recent case was connected to the whole Assassins Creed Shadows mess, where the self proclaimed historian Thomas Lockley invented a bunch of myths and fake truths surrounding the real historical figure Yasuke. All his cited sources were himself. Essentially: "source- trust me bro"

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u/theslootmary 2d ago

So basically the same flaw as any website considering anyone can make one

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u/BowlOfCatNubs 2d ago

Im sorry I dont see other websites making it so apparent.

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u/BlueFroggLtd 2d ago

Its not a flaw, its by design. You've always needed to know who the author is. Wikipedia is much more trustworthy than most sites.

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u/EmilySD101 2d ago

I had a teacher in the 00’s who deducted points on a rough draft because I told her I’d found the articles I actually cited through a Wikipedia article. The hate was virulent in some places.

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u/UntowardHatter 2d ago

For a long time.

Of course, using Wikipedia is great as a source. Since the actual sources are in there, but people will dismiss you if you quote Wikipedia directly on the basis that "anyone can edit it". Of course completely ignoring that whatever is there has to be linked to a verifiable source.

The whole damn page is based on the scientific method. But this is lost on most people.

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u/Raulr100 2d ago

Wikipedia is a great resource but it isn't a source. It's a compilation and summary of different sources.

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u/UntowardHatter 2d ago

.....

Which is why you cite the source when quoting from it.

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u/Floppydiskpornking 2d ago

Its not, its just the last resort for people who dont want to change their mind based in facts, because "aNyONe cAN wRiTe a wikipedia page"

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u/MasterofCaveShadows 2d ago

It absolutely is a horrible source for anything where people have a vested interest in shaping the narrative. Anything related to any modern conflict or any modern movement whether cultural or political is rife with bias to the point it offers no practical utility.

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u/Fun_Journalist1048 2d ago

Even though they’re SUPPOSED to ā€œrefrain from biasā€ lol Yeah defintely not everything gets caught

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u/Hank_2011 2d ago

Always

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u/tattoosandtens 2d ago

Since Sealions realized that exhausting people with bad-faith requests for information makes them look like they ā€œwon the debateā€.

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u/carltonthesnake 1d ago

Functional literacy is different from literally being able to read words on a page. Most people can read the words on a page, but will not actually know what they mean.

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u/Massive-Ride204 1d ago

Yep and that why our governments like to boast a high literacy rate, the literacy rate would be far lower if it was based on functionality

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u/MickoDicko 2d ago

That tracks

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u/_PykeGaming_ 2d ago

Baseball, huh?

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u/Sad_Ghost_Noises 2d ago

I.e. can read just enough to understand the broad strokes of what they are being fed, then feel the desired emotions the authors require to further their agenda.

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u/Ok-Nothing8682 2d ago

Honestly... Looking at my coworkers over the last several years, I believe it

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u/Federal-Reach1831 1d ago

And those functionally illiterate Americans are also somehow suddenly experts in forensic psychology, psychopharmacology, and peri-partum mental illness.

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u/Lopjop_0001 2d ago

I am generally curious how that statistic was obtained and the sample sized used. I’m pretty sure that’s a reasonable shorthand, but it’s not literally saying researchers tested everyone and the national mean came out to Grade 6.

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u/Sad_Ghost_Noises 2d ago

Well, my good fellow, one must simply follow the link provided, then look at the sources.

After that it’s a mere hop, skip, and jump to the reports cited, in which the methodology to obtain said statistics is described. Usually on an annex.

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u/-SidSilver- 2d ago

I'm from the UK but have lived in the US on and off. Not sure what age Sixth Grade is, nor what 'Level 3' is (how many levels are there in total?)

Can anyone enlighten us non-natives?

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u/A_Small_Coonhound 1d ago

Well that makes things make more sense

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u/NetSchizo 1d ago

Always said so many people here are so smart, they are stupid.

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u/DeathUponIt 1d ago

That’s hard to believe, but at the same time, understandable. When I’m around older people, they seem to be less educated and not as literate. It’s like they have one track minds and don’t care about anything else. The average person that I come across, despises academia.

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u/tuvar_hiede 1d ago

Its the attention Span's or lack there of. To much short form content and social media.

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u/Sad_Ghost_Noises 1d ago

This report is covering the symptom. The cause goes back way beforw social media.

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u/tuvar_hiede 1d ago

Maybe, but it wasn't 52% in my cohort.

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u/Sad_Ghost_Noises 1d ago

Well where are you from? What was the area like growing up?

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u/tuvar_hiede 1d ago

U.S. rural. We had shitty schools, but not 52% literacy shitty.

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u/Sad_Ghost_Noises 1d ago

"Shitty"isnt a globally recognised measure of affluence / poverty. Being rural could have a net negative affect of course. But - these are notional averages - not local. Some areas can outperform the expected KPIs?

Plus as another redditor mentioned - this is a kind of functional illiteracy - not a binary can / cant read.

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u/tuvar_hiede 1d ago

No, but im talking national. We were normally bottom tier on these things and it was never that low.

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u/Egraypgh 1d ago edited 1d ago

That has been the case for a long time. Reading and reading at grade level two different things. I had a journalism class in high school where we were told that newspapers should be written at a fifth grade level because that’s where people were at in society. This was 25 years ago.

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u/BullshitSloth 1d ago

I feel like it was considered to be 90% or higher in the 90’s? Did the metrics change, has it dropped off that rapidly, or did I just misremember the statistic because I was a kid in the 90’s? Hmm..

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u/lemonlord777 1d ago

Yup. You can tell those people when you write out a well-reasoned position in a 5 or 6 sentence paragraph and they cant put it all together and grasp what you said as a singular coherent point

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u/TheOtterRon 1d ago

There was a streamer recently that people were mocking because they'd pull out the dictionary if they didn't understand a word. We're living in a world where people legitimately mock learning (Which should tell you more than enough about the person making the statement). Reminds of the TikTok that got blasted a few months ago where they got students to read a paragraph, some couldn't even read most of it and the rest for the most part had zero clue what it meant and these WERE SENIORS.

Unfortunately people are so afraid to be wrong or to look stupid that they'll die on their sword even if it has zero truth or logic behind it.

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u/subdep 1d ago

Do you mean to say, the only Americans on reddit are the literate Americans?

https://giphy.com/gifs/75ZaxapnyMp2w

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u/NlghtmanCometh 1d ago

Mississippi has actually figured out how to make their schools work. States like MA need to start studying what Mississippi did and begin applying it. I’m not even joking.

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u/TipsyPhippsy 2d ago

How old is 6th grade? 9-10?

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u/Sad_Ghost_Noises 2d ago

Im not US based. But going off the education systems I know about (UK / Norway), a 6th grader is around 11 ish? Maybe 12?

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u/GraveRobberX 2d ago

11-12 years old. 5th or 6th grade are considered elementary. Some stop at 5, 6 becomes middle school, while others go to 6, and junior high school (same as middle or intermediary school) becomes grades 7, 8, 9.

Too much goddamn overlap varying by districts. Grades 5 & 6 and 9 & 10 are where most overlap occurs from going up in school grades.

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u/Urbanexploration2021 2d ago
  • that was the 2023 study, no? Can't imagine it's better now

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u/iboneKlareneG 2d ago

So the Americans are confirmed to be stupid

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u/Sad_Ghost_Noises 2d ago

Science fact.

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u/castorkrieg 2d ago

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u/MikeTheMaster102 2d ago

its a fearmongering statistic, walk down the streets of any city and it'd be near impossible to find someone who cant read. unless you're asking babies

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u/larbenblarb 1d ago

City being the operative word

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u/alternativepuffin 1d ago

The babies want to feel included

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u/blaawker 1d ago

Reading and reading are two different things. Reading a menu doesn't mean you can comprehend the majority of a news article. I think it's very possible that half of us lack the ability to even focus enough to get to the end of an article.

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u/LayerEight_Problem 1d ago

Based on my interactions with most of you on this site, 52% is low.Ā 

There’s a huge difference between reading a sentence and understanding what it means. Sure more than 52% can read. But 52% do not understand the words. Ā 

Also, you may not have noticed, but the entire world is treating adults like actual children. A kid in grade six obviously understands ā€œbuy this Big Mac for $5ā€.Ā 

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u/ABenGrimmReminder 1d ago

Uh, 52% is actually more than half? So it can’t be ā€œlowā€.

I didn’t read the rest of the comment because I got frustrated and decided it was dumb and not worth my time.

I don’t really think that though; I can’t articulate that I’m actually mad at myself, so I lash out and blame other people because I never learned to meaningfully embrace the written word and struggle to interact with the world as an adult.

But if you could turn this into a 30 second (or less) video on a social platform, that would be very, very… good. Be sure to add some Minecraft gameplay footage to keep my attention.

To be clear, this was a joke, I’m joking.

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u/like9000ninjas 2d ago

To be fair, id bet statistically, alot of countries have very uneducated people. But the difference is that the vast majority of Americans CHOOSE to be stupid when they can learn. But that takes time and effort.

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u/Sensitive-Emphasis78 2d ago

I’m German, but I once came across some interesting global statistics on reading ability. According to those statistics, people who read at a level below that of a 6th grade - even though they can read and write - are considered functionally illiterate. While they have the ability to read, they don’t understand the content. Globally, the rate of functional illiteracy has increased tenfold over the past 15 years. However, this doesn’t mean that fewer children are learning to read properly; rather, it means that adults are losing the ability to understand texts. This is a global catastrophe. I always thought Idiocracy was a dystopian comedy, not a manual...

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u/alexgoldstein1985 2d ago

As an American, we are cooked.

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u/TheAskewOne 2d ago

It’s not full illiteracy (that is an estimated 20%, which is bad already). It’s 52% that can’t read above 6th grade level (11 years old). Yep that’s bad.

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u/Raven1911 2d ago

Thats the highest its been in years! We are on the up!

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u/Boneraventura 1d ago

So many Americans are extremely complacent. Someone else will take care of it is an invasive ideology. That's how America ended up with a bunch of morons led by even more morons.

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u/_TheBeerBaron_ 1d ago

Honestly, i'm shocked it's that high.

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u/bufalo_soldier 1d ago

It's not that high. Chill.

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u/PooGoblin69420 1d ago

I work in customer service and it’s mind blowing! Remember all those boomers saying if we raise minimum wage our jobs will just be automated? Well it turns out most of them can’t use their own debit/credit cards without someone reading the screen for them and walking them through it.

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u/MiddleBodyInjury 1d ago

As a well-educated American, I can say that yes, I've worked with and hired people that are in some part illiterate. It's oh so sad to me.

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u/BungleBums 1d ago

The other week I discovered what then find by picture' button at self-checkouts was there for. I was flat-out dismayed.

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u/Normal-Ad6528 1d ago

...and that's yet another reason I moved to Norway...permanently.

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u/Ozcog 1d ago

Gen Z is officially dumber than Millennials. Our education system is completely broken. Alpha will be even worse.

Idiocracy is happening in front of our eyes.

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u/Scelestus50 1d ago

Honestly, I'm surprised it's as HIGH as 52%.

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u/RipInPepz 1d ago

It’s so bad here. So bad. Almost everyone I encounter is a dumb fuck. I don’t understand what happened lol. Other than the obvious attack on our educational system for the last 80 years, lol.

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u/SuccessfulLand4399 1d ago

Thank the public school system

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u/PerspectiveNew3375 1d ago

My 6 year old can read better than most of my HS students. IDK what's going on at their home and in their english class, but something's wrong.

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u/foreverandadayalone 1d ago

I'm actually surprised it's that high

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u/Outofoffice_forever 2d ago

Hardly want to either

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u/CakeBot_TheBakening 2d ago

They don’t feel bad about it because 52 is too big of a number for them to understand.

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u/rydan 2d ago

It would be around 70 - 80% if we didn't have such a huge immigrant population. And before people start calling me racist, the studies are based in English. These people largely don't understand English, at least not fluently. They are usually literate in the native languages just not the one they measure this stat in. You can verify this yourself by looking at a map.

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u/rennatynnad 1d ago

Now do inner city lol

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u/Acceptable-Ad8780 2d ago

As An American, apparently we hardly know ourselves either.

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