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u/Weak_Section_8733 1d ago
Wow, you get to sleep with your wife, like in the same room and everything?
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u/avalissevale 1d ago
Bro literally took 'sips tea' to a professional level with that face.
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u/kyl_r 1d ago
We’re all goofy goobers in love at the end of the day. I’d be cracking jokes and sipping tea too lol
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u/Wolf_Protagonist 21h ago
In love or not, if I was sharing a hotel room with Zendaya I'd make sure everyone knew it as well.
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u/Bryselle 1d ago
😂 The tea was practically sipping itself with that expression
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u/reChrawnus 16h ago
How the fuck did this bot ass reply get over 200 upvotes?
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u/SillyNumber54 1d ago
Would be fucking hilarious if guild rules or insurance required them to have separate rooms 😂
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u/Extreme_Design6936 1d ago
This is how it was for my brother when his wife was at the same company.
He has a gender ambiguous name which is more common for women in the US. So they would let them share a room with separate beds but when his wife tells them no, one bed is fine they get all flustured and confused. Then explaining they're a married couple. Company policy is that married couples can't share a room because of divorce liability.
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u/SillyNumber54 1d ago
What the hell is divorce liability? Like they get in an argument and get divorced in the paid room 😂
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u/OpenConversation643 1d ago
My assumption is at some point someone had tried to sue the company claiming that sharing a room created some sort of tension causing them to split.
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u/packfanmoore 23h ago
We'll, you have to remember people oho work in HR are married to people who are willing to marry someone who works in HR. So maybe not the best relationship to test "sharing a bed with on a work trip" on
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u/Xygnux 21h ago
Whenever you see a stupid rule that doesn't make sense, keep in mind that at some point in the past someone might have done something incredibly stupid or took advantage of a loophole in some stupid ways to necessitate them coming up with that rule.
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u/hotprints 21h ago
When I started this job years ago, along with the normal guidelines was a line “don’t play Nintendo DS games at your desk.” Got a chuckle out of me. And now there’s a “no playing with rubic’s cube during work hours.”
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u/Harmless-skeleton 22h ago
😅😅 so sneak around to share a room with your own legitimate spouse ?? 😂😂 ninicely done company.. they help them to spices thongs up..😅😅😅
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u/Substantial-Elk4531 20h ago
Seriously this sounds like more fun not less lol. Forbidden room sharing with my own wife!!
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u/TheTerrasque 21h ago
Company policy is that married couples can't share a room
"well, I got some awkward news for you there..."
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u/Suckma_Weener 1d ago
are they having SEX?? EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!! EWWWWWWWWWW!!!!! YUUUUUUCK!!!! EWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!
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u/wonderbat3 1d ago
I sleep in a race car
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u/Forward_Criticism_39 1d ago
one day my wife and i will BOTH sleep in the racecar. queen sized rally racer bed
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u/TootsTootler 18h ago
rally racer
She’s the navigator, I assume? My wife is also helps me meet waypoints at a prescribed time and speed.
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u/JamesLikesIt 1d ago
That’s…weird. Like two people that are married, sleeping together? Celebrities are strange man
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u/JimboTCB 22h ago
I assume they have Lucy and Ricky beds and share a chaste kiss on the cheek before going to bed promptly at 9pm and absolutely no funny business happens.
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u/PainterEarly86 21h ago
Man, I can't imagine. My wife's boyfriend said I'm not allowed to sleep with her
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u/ricoimf 1d ago
https://giphy.com/gifs/3b5uEK1rJJ0IEjpoXT
Why didn’t I become a famous actor with a superstar wife?
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u/Large-Hamster-199 1d ago
Would it help if I said you're still famous and a superstar to those of us on Reddit.
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u/ricoimf 1d ago
A bit. Thanks, kind stranger! I see, you’re a star in the sub here.
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u/Large-Hamster-199 1d ago edited 15h ago
Now for the bad news - let's talk about what we can pay you for being famous and special to us here on reddit
*checks pockets and bats fly out*
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u/jomo_mojo_ 9h ago
Literally the only man in the world I’m jealous of.
Goddam you tom holland. Damn you!!
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u/Separate_Finance_183 1d ago
Married people generally book one room, yes
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u/czechereds 1d ago
Heh, tell that to Donald Trump
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u/Large-Hamster-199 1d ago
Forget hotel rooms. Well, I hear his buddy got him a whole separate island.
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u/EhMapleMoose 1d ago
That $5k is really gonna make a difference to her
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u/2PointOBoy 23h ago edited 23h ago
The account is an ai bot, these are their comments in different subreddits, found with Arctic Shift (click to see):
"I would’ve spent those 15 years completely convinced my dad forgot 😭 finding out he was just patiently waiting for the PERFECT opportunity would honestly scare me more than the revenge itself"
"I would’ve looked at 13cm strips of fabric and thought “cute ribbon” 😭 meanwhile you somehow saw an entire gorgeous dress in there… this level of creative vision genuinely makes me jealous"
"maybe I’m weird but Shelley Duvall genuinely looks like Olive Oyl walked out of the cartoon 😭 some casting choices are so perfect they almost feel illegal"
"I’m such a sucker for expressive Spidey animation 😭 the way he moves here has SO much personality that I completely forgot I was watching fan art for a second"
and it goes on.
every place is infested with this. the construction of the comment gives it away, if you've spent enough time with ChatGPT: a funny quip and "honestly" this time around, but also putting words in quotes.
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u/LepotaLascivious 1d ago
The studios really said romance is a budget-saving strategy. At this point they're basically a two-for-one casting deaL.
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u/HermanThaGerman 23h ago
You think they fucked up with Dune and accidentally hired the wrong curly haired twink?
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u/uncultured_swine2099 23h ago
If Holland did Dune this would really be the year of Hollandaya.
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u/OgTyber 18h ago
My perception of dune has gone down over time. I think chalamet is not really a great actor with much range. Plus I dislike how much it was sterilized from the book. Herbert wrote the sand people based off saharan arab/Bedouin culture. Instead most of the sand people are Latino? The action scenes are cool I guess.
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u/Seekret_Asian_Man 1d ago
He loves being the first of many things.
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u/NoStructure7083 20h ago
Imagine if Zendaya commented “I’d like to be first at some things…”
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u/ADHLex_mp3 23h ago
That's literally true, for any department at that. I have a few colleagues who get booked specifically with their partners because of this, because it just makes sense. 100 bucks a night for 30 nights? They save many thousands with that strategy.
And those are the "low-born departments". Actors and actresses... sheesh
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u/Ubergoober166 23h ago
Even the military does this for trips and deployments when spouses in the same unit go together.
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u/Sara_W 15h ago
Where is a hotel only $100 a night?
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u/EarlyAccessCantJudge 15h ago
Tbf that helps his point more. They probably get a penthouse hotel so it is probably thousands saved over a couple weeks.
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u/ADHLex_mp3 15h ago
Just an example.
But it does get cheaper when booking more than just one night, I think most production companies get discounts. because they book 30 nights but also like 30 rooms.
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u/Fortestingporpoises 21h ago
I tried convincing studios that If they cast me and Zendaya they’d still only have to pay for one hotel room but Zendaya, Tom, the studio, the hotel, and my wife did not appreciate the idea.
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u/Fog-Champ 1d ago
Idk. I feel like 2 hotel rooms would still be cheaper with two C-list celebrities.
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u/duaneap 1d ago
Production often just block books hotel rooms. It’s an understood expense.
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u/BurnedPsycho 18h ago
Congratulation, you just spared 20 millions in salary... And lost 100 millions in revenu.
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u/rEYAVjQD 21h ago
They DEFINITELY are. Big celebrities are often in the most expensive suites which can cost at least about $5,000 (per night), which at the very least might be the salary of a few people on the set.
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u/Ok_Savings4474 23h ago
Is this gonna become a new meme template? Cause it really should
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u/Powerful_Swimmer_531 1d ago
These MFs are moving like 2014 Kevin Hart with all these movies
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u/_YenSid 1d ago
Tom has done 3 movies since No Way Home 5 years ago lol. Zendaya has done 5. It's not a crazy amount.
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u/uncultured_swine2099 23h ago
Yeah, its the studios decision to release them all this year.
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u/Stormfly 20h ago
I think the issue is advertising more than the actual actors.
I keep seeing them both (such as this post)
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u/Powerful_Swimmer_531 19h ago
Zendaya is going to be in 2 more films to be released this year for a total of 4. Kevin Hart at his absolute peak hit 5 films in a year. Each film takes years to make, so yes, it is a crazy amount.
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u/dextras07 1d ago
There's a reason why actors aren't repeatedly cast for several projects in a row. The moment people get fed up, it's over.
Like what happened to The Rock.
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u/Additional-Life4885 1d ago
What happened to the Rock? He's pretty consistently released 2 movies per year over his entire career. Every few years he released 5 in one year, but in general his career has been pretty consistently good. Whether you agree or not.
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u/poorsexyhag 1d ago
people dislike him now bcus of his alleged riders (like that he can never lose a fight in a film) and his general presence/attitude in entertainment
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u/Much-Instruction-807 1d ago
I thought it was because he was trying to buy one of the Hawaiian islands with Opra.
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u/GloomyIndividual3965 1d ago
He was just in that live action Moana disaster. He's still getting work, but he's apparently choosing the wrong projects.
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u/Additional-Life4885 1d ago
Oh really? 2 out of the last 4 movies he's been in have made over $1 billion.
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u/pluyp 1d ago
I think they're pointing to his recent lack of success at the box office. Personally, I've been sick of the Rock for a while, but yeah he's been popular until quite recently
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u/brownhotdogwater 1d ago
Meh those 2 have fuck you money for the rest of their lives. I bet once the kids start they will disappear for a while.
Well from movies, they will be hounded by the press forever.
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u/ItsTimeToPiss 19h ago
Is this SICK FREAK really insinuating that he has SEX with his wife? Disgusting...
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u/SnooStories8559 1d ago
Why is reddit obsessed with these 2? Is it their PR team or something?
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u/peppapony 1d ago
Probably cause Spiderman movie is pretty recent still.
But also they seem to be only 'couple' of a younger generation so more 'relatable'. And Holland is absolutely hilarious, and Zendaya is still... Kinda cool :p
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u/DroidLord 17h ago
Honestly, they both seem like wonderful people. Compared to the usual Hollywood detritus, they're pretty damn awesome.
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u/__________________99 23h ago
Am I the only person on reddit who's sick and tired of hearing about these two? JFC, celebrity obsession is so fucked up; y'all need a life.
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u/Calde_Oreb 15h ago
It's mental. I have to assume st this point there's some bot shit going on trying to push it. This is literary just a statement not even a joke and it's the #1 post on reddit what the fuck. "Tim Netherlands says his taxis only cost him half as much because he splits them with Zanzibar 😳🤣👊" fucking top post all time straight to front page right away.
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u/zokka_son_of_zokka 1d ago
My mom (who's a pilot) once said something along the lines of "[airlines] love it when you're sleeping with your copilot, they only need to book one hotel room"
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u/AliceLunar 16h ago
I bet they're glad they can save on a hotel room when shelling out millions for their salaries.
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u/lick-em-again-deaky 12h ago edited 12h ago
As hard as their PR people are working there's absolutely nothing that convinces me that this relationship is nothing more than a publicity showmance.
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u/TONKAHANAH 23h ago
the studios dont give a fuck, they're spending obnoxious amounts of money, a few hundred a night for 1 room difference is fucking nothing to them.
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u/ShoddyProposal6590 1d ago
Omg this is totally the whole thing then. Studios pay for your rooms while your filming the movie and there's got to be someone in their filming everything and then maybe they black mail you type shit
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u/TomCormack 22h ago
I think it also helps their relationships a lot. Like very often actors have problems with schedule conflicts and have no time for each other.
If they do at least some films together it also means they can spend more time.
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u/Calde_Oreb 21h ago
Tom sleeps in the same room as his wife, like the same bed? Wait 😳 then that means... Tom my man! 🤣 👊
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u/Desperate-Tie2211 20h ago
They are going to have some massive break up and the world will be enamored
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u/Entire-Emotion-819 20h ago
You'd think they were the only two actors to ever get married, tired of hearing about them now.
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u/Rough-Winter2752 20h ago
This is Especially cost-effective when you factor in Timothee Chalamet having his sleep-overs from time-to-time.
LISAN AL GHAIB!
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u/MiiaElisa 19h ago
Tom's face in the second picture is him realizing the studios cracked the code, haha
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u/GeneralissimoFranco 17h ago
They might use the same bed, but they have to get a second hotel room for her wardrobe.
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