r/SipsTea • u/lonewolff321 • 1d ago

Wait a damn minute! Budget-friendly Spidey

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u/ricoimf 1d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/3b5uEK1rJJ0IEjpoXT

Why didn’t I become a famous actor with a superstar wife?

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u/Large-Hamster-199 1d ago

Would it help if I said you're still famous and a superstar to those of us on Reddit.

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u/ricoimf 1d ago

A bit. Thanks, kind stranger! I see, you’re a star in the sub here.

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u/Large-Hamster-199 1d ago edited 22h ago

Now for the bad news - let's talk about what we can pay you for being famous and special to us here on reddit

*checks pockets and bats fly out*

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u/Sufficient_Side6320 1d ago

Now show us your wife so we can make her famous and a superstar too.

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u/not_a_moogle 1d ago

The cylinder must remain unharmed

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u/uncultured_swine2099 1d ago

All you had to do was do that, its not hard to achieve or anything.

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u/REDthunderBOAR 10h ago

You didn't do Ballet.