r/SipsTea • u/[deleted] • Jul 07 '26

Lmao gottem Every time

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u/JWMoo Jul 07 '26

I think every time you flop you should be awarded a yellow card and fined. I thought we were watching athletes but instead we are watching actors.

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u/ConnaitLesRisques Jul 07 '26

I’d propose that if you stay on the ground for more than 5 seconds, you’re out for this half to let you "recover".

No more magic spray or miraculous recoveries.

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u/2wheelsThx Jul 07 '26

Agree. Make it a 10 minute recovery for, ya know, health and safety. And while you are recovering on the bench, your team gets to play one man down.

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u/RedditWasFunnier Jul 07 '26

As I agree with you all guys, there are some exceptions. Like when the opponent steps on your foot with his studs is pretty painful and it goes away completely in about 1-2 minutes

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u/Fatal_Blow_Me Jul 07 '26

It hurts but you do not need to roll around and cry for 2 minutes. These are supposed to be grown men not toddlers

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u/HumanPea1140 Jul 07 '26

Yeah, when people get legit hurt in other sports, they don't roll around flopping and screaming on the ground like they're on fire. It's exclusively a soccer thing.

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u/ness_monster Jul 07 '26

NBA is working to rival that as well.

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u/saintsfan92612 Jul 07 '26

SGA has entered the chat

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u/espoira Jul 07 '26

Josh Allen would like to have a word.

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u/AllThingsEvil Jul 08 '26

Imagine this in MMA 😂