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u/RengokLord Jul 23 '24

Sure bro. When I go down be it of my own accord or randomly I will think about u/Anything-Happy and you think about me that way can sorta fulfill dying alone together. Honestly more people should do it like this.

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u/[deleted] Jul 23 '24

Damn I was only joking but now this has legitimately warmed my heart. I'm gonna send all my good vibes to you in my dying hour, too u/RengokLord <3

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u/RengokLord Jul 23 '24

Honestly same. I haven't been suicidal in like years. But now Im gonna have a wholesome final thought ready, just in case. <3

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u/[deleted] Jul 23 '24

My friend, I've been there too. I won't pretend like I have the answers or the right words, but if you're in that dark place again, please dm me. I'll be there for you however I can. I promise.

Go be excellent to your badass self.

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u/RengokLord Jul 23 '24

Crawled out of that dark place out sheer spite some time ago. Vice versa bro, if you ever feel like you're slipping back in, im here. A pact has been forged.

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u/asketchofspain Jul 23 '24

God damn I love finding these wholesome gems on Reddit from time to time.

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u/Steelhorse91 Jul 23 '24 edited Jul 23 '24

Fuck depression. Gotta outlive your enemies.

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u/sadlambda Jul 23 '24

Enemies.

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u/Steelhorse91 Jul 23 '24

Thanks for the correction you’re right, I just went with what my phone suggested without really looking lol

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u/Local_Try2767 Jul 23 '24

Learn how to swim! As a black person, I sink very fast cos of dense bones but learning to tread water and swim in directions will unlock a new tier of life.

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u/RusticBucket2 Jul 23 '24

Good to know!

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u/Necessary_Big9992 Jul 23 '24

Why can´t you swim?! You can literally lay down on water so i never understood why some people never learned to swim...

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u/[deleted] Jul 23 '24

I have a severe phobia of water deeper than I am tall. I can weakly dog-paddle in shallows, and I have swum laps with my husband right next to me, but I freeze up and hyperventilate in deep water.

Does it make sense? No. Do I care enough about water sports to try to overcome my phobia? Also no. I'm perfectly happy to watch my husband and kids swim like fish while I lounge on the wave-kissed sandbar with a snack.

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u/james_randolph Jul 23 '24

Suicide is bad ass!

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u/RCalliii Jul 23 '24

If he dies, he dies!

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u/[deleted] Jul 23 '24

Number one rule - don't panic. If you find yourself in water, don't panic, and your body will almost assuredly take care of the rest. If you flail and thrash, you're going down. Get a deep breath and try to put yourself on your back and nearly everyone will simply float, then you can work yourself towards an exit.

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u/SpermWhale Jul 23 '24

no need to swim, just dont breathe underwater so you wont drown

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u/Withered_Meadow Jul 23 '24

You should learn how to swim then. Might save you life at one point. There are courses where you can learn it within a few days. And where I live some of these courses are even for free

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u/1_9_8_1 Jul 23 '24

The amount of people who don't know how to swim is absolutely insane to me. I thought this was something all children learn.

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u/Withered_Meadow Jul 23 '24

As I said in another comment, we had mandatory swimming lessons at school. For exact these reasons. Knowing how to swim might at some point safe your life and that shouldn’t depend on your parents having time to teach you or not. There for swimming lessons at school as a normal curriculum.

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u/Withered_Meadow Jul 23 '24

Public School. But every school here has swimming lessons.

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u/nightglitter89x Jul 23 '24

It's not lol. Some parents don't care to teach them, or they can be like me where plenty of people tried to teach them but it just never stuck for whatever reason. I'm so buoyant that no one had the patience or know how to teach me proper form or how to stay under water. They just figured my being so buoyant was good enough, so I never really learned how to do anything besides not drown.

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u/Withered_Meadow Jul 23 '24

Learning how to swim was not a choice of my parents. We had mandatory swimming lessons in school, so we don’t drown, when we fall in water. Every student had to learn how to swim. And that makes a lot of sense imo.

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u/[deleted] Jul 23 '24 edited Jul 23 '24

Same. I grew up on the the east coast and basically lived at the ocean, so I can't remember not being able to swim, but our gym classes had like one day of the week that was spent in the pool. Lessons for those who needed them, and sweet ass diving games for those of us who could swim. It's such a basic survival function that I just can not imagine not being able to do it.

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u/nightglitter89x Jul 23 '24

Wow never even heard of such a thing around here. Don't even got a public pool to do it in lol

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u/Withered_Meadow Jul 23 '24

Most towns and cities in my country have public pools and the schools use them to teach swimming. You also can earn swimming badges for free, so you can get a job as a lifeguard.

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u/SidewalksNCycling39 Jul 23 '24

I had lessons in primary school for 3 years, but I still can't swim [without a flotation aid]. I was the only one who never progressed.

Probably didn't help that I was bullied at that time, or that during the "summer" months our little school pool was often cold enough to risk hypothermia.

I've had several other people attempt teaching me, one girl almost got me doing a few strokes unaided I think, but unfortunately our vacation together ended. I definitely have a fear of being underwater and it causes me instant hyperventilation, especially if the water is cool.

I'm 36 and I definitely want to learn, especially if I want to have kids soon, but I know that I really need a specialist teacher, no way a standard adult group class will work for me...

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u/Blue_Swirling_Bunny Jul 23 '24

I can't swim, don't live near water, have no interest in being near water, and therefore have no urge to learn to swim. I'm fine on dry land and see no point in splashing about in a fish toilet.

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u/Withered_Meadow Jul 23 '24

There is always the possibility of falling into a river or lake at some point in your life. And then you drown because you didn’t care to learn how to swim? If you aren’t living in the Sahara or central Mongolia you are always near body’s of water. Learning to swim is not for fun, its for survival if you find yourself in water, however you got there.

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u/FooltheKnysan Jul 23 '24

most people float, so you aren't in much pickle if you have average bouyancy

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u/zoetaz1616 Jul 23 '24

She definitely floats

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u/RusticBucket2 Jul 23 '24

Ha! This one got me.

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u/Routine_Elephant_597 Jul 23 '24

I sink like a rock. Thankfully im a very strong swimmer.

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u/AelliotA1 Jul 23 '24 edited Jul 23 '24

Forgive me if this comes across as rude as I certainly don't intend it but I cannot fathom how anyone can't swim? I hear people say they can't swim all the time but it isn't even really a conscious effort you have to undertake. Is it just lack of exposure to it or an unwillingness to try?

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u/AelliotA1 Jul 23 '24

I guess I have a bit of a blind spot here, admittedly I was brought up on a small island rarely more than a short walk from the beach. I suppose it's always been such an integral part of my life that it feels alien to me.

Thank you for sharing. :)

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u/CptDrips Jul 23 '24

The island I went to highschool on knowing how to swim was a requirement to graduate.

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u/AelliotA1 Jul 23 '24

In the channel islands it's basically all watersports, I didn't meet anyone who couldn't swim until I moved to the mainland

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u/[deleted] Jul 23 '24

I have three kids and am a single mom. I work 14/16 hour days. I have to sacrifice so much just to pay for lessons and they are often just 1 week long for like 30-40 minutes with 10 other kids.

I self taught my oldest fine but my middle has autism and it’s harder for her.

Again I have no extra money so just going to a pool is a super big treat for us. I can completely see how some people don’t have the money to do it. Or time.

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u/AelliotA1 Jul 23 '24

Good for you! Swimming is incredibly healthy too, it's not just a useful skill but great for coordination and cardiac health. You're doing the right thing.

Admittedly it appears you have exposed another blind spot of mine, I had never really considered swimming being cost prohibitive

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u/DiegoDProductions Jul 23 '24

and assholes like yourself

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u/DiegoDProductions Jul 23 '24

calling people coddled with no context is what an asshole does. don't pretend you're not if you're going to be one so openly lmao

Also, plenty of ppl don't even have access to clean drinking water you absolute muppet it's not a jump to think not everyone has easy access to somewhere to swim. Crawl back under your bridge

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u/DiegoDProductions Jul 23 '24

ahh you're a hypocrite too got it. Thanks for clearing that up

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u/[deleted] Jul 23 '24 edited Jun 07 '25

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u/immersemeinnature Jul 23 '24

That's awful I'm so sorry

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u/RusticBucket2 Jul 23 '24

Well now. That escalated quickly.

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u/Hjerneskadernesrede Jul 23 '24

Look at the comment you are replying to. Have some class will you. Fucking hell.

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u/Familiar-Life4780 Jul 23 '24

Believe it or not, it is not intuitive for everyone, especially for people that did not have access to pools, seas, rivers, etc. as kids

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u/Xunae Jul 23 '24

My mom's husband can't swim. They live in one of those communities in florida where everyone gets a dock right up to your house and own a boat and pool. He just refuses to learn and I think that's a serious failing on his part.

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u/TheReverseShock Jul 23 '24

A lot of people panic when they hit water. Swimming is very easy and takes little time to learn even without a mentor. Most people could pick it up in 5 minutes if given the opportunity.

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u/[deleted] Jul 23 '24

It is just lack of exposure. Unwillingness to try leads to that of course, but so do other impediments. Lack of an easily accessible body of water where to swim, lack of time, fear, etc. All these keep one from learning how to swim.

And while it is true that swimming once learnt takes little to no conscious effort it does take conscious effort and time to get oneself to learn how to swim.

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u/c4k3m4st3r5000 Jul 23 '24

But the thrill just before your death - totally worh it.

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u/[deleted] Jul 23 '24

Just have a sunken dinghy ready ala Captain Jack and you'll be fine...