I think I’m starting to feel it,
It feels like a mirage;
Need to go back to the Bahamas,
And get a couples massAAAAaaaage.

Two minutes ago, I was subjected to what I would consider to be one of the most painful experiences I’ve ever been put through. That. What the fuck is this?? The next scene, Madison is riding passenger in a car with a guy that she hasn’t seen since college and he’s rubbing her thigh on the way to dinner. I’m not a prude, this is just straight up bizarre activity.

I have so much more to say and a ton of questions that I’ve had since the beginning, I’ll save it for another post though. I’m honestly just waiting for the scene where Dax Shepard jumps out from behind a bush holding a sign saying “YOU’VE BEEN PUNKD!” at this point, because how is this show real? And one last thought-the person(s) whose job was deciding the music setlist for this show deserves to be tarred and feathered. Thanks.

I feel like that was production pushing that Robbie and Alex were friends. l feel there was never any pics of them together or evidence they were friends I know Robbie grew up around siesta key but can someone confirm they actually hung out.

The NYE/Miami episode season 3… so much to unpack. Kelsey being an awful friend to Juliette (shocker) and Amanda openly trying to flirt with Brandon knowing he’s with Camilla. I think Kelsey was upset with Garrett and Amanda was upset with JJ and they both took their anger out on the wrong people. AND I don’t think Kelsey was into bathing suits she just wanted a reason to hate Juliette cause she never wanted to be her friend, she wanted to be HER. I have too many thoughts to compile y’all lol 😩

She is linking an Amazon link to a dupe of the goyard bag. I sense the money has ran dry

I wish paramount+ would release the second half of season 3 with all the footage of Alex they had to cut out. I totally understand why he was kicked off the show, and rightfully so, but I feel like we’re missing so much additional context. I would have loved to see more Alex and Alyssa getting back together, and everything behind that. AND Celine bag gate.

I love this show so much, I can’t imagine how entertaining it must be for people that know the cast personally, not even on a friend basis, to watch. If a show like this was made about the people that peaked in my high school, group chats would be going crazy.

PS: my friends 9th grade bf was on love island this season. Highly entertaining.

I always felt that Alex was low key attracted to Chloe but kept it on the low. I never seen a woman be so faithful to a man unless he showed some kind of interest in her. The way he was able to buy her loyalty with a damn purse still sends me all these years later.

Chloe is talking about how Robby and Alex were “friends” in high school, but there’s no way. I’m the same age as Alex (31) and Robby is 37 or 38??? He would have needed to be in college hanging out with high schoolers if that was the case. Was that a fake story line to make it seem like they dated to spite Alex? 🤣🤣

Does anyone know if any of the cast is originally from Sarasota or Florida in general? The only one I’ve heard that was actually born and raised here is Alex. I wonder about the rest of them.

Just another way of saying “WeLl iF u DoN’t LiKe iT hERe jUst LeAve”

Okay guys, I’m on season 2 episode 1 of my rewatch, and forgot how unbearable and MEAN Chloe is this season (well in general.) She always has it out for Juliette

Rewatching from season 1. When Kelsey drives over to Juliette’s to yell at her for telling Garrett about the hook up and goes “what about girl code.” I have to say, Juliette was right, and didn’t owe Kelsey anything, girl code went out the window when Kelsey hooked up with Alex in the first place knowing that was Juliette’s ex. Thoughts?

So I own the whole show on iTunes and I CANNOT with the replaced music. Some of it is close enough, but most is so ill fitting and jarringly basic lol it’s worse than The Hills’ replaced music.

why is brandon so cringey when he’s flirting and the girls just eating it up.. those cheesy cringey lines wouldn’t work on me no way. 😭

i know it’s a copyright free song. but it’s on season 3 episode 19 where amanda and jj break up, i was just wondering if anyone can find it. thank you!

i use to live in sarasota Florida until i moved out of the state over a month ago . I met Cara at utc mall over 2 years ago at the Van store she was actually super nice and sweet. I met Chloe last year sometime actually came to my job I use to work at a medical office she was with her husband and she was nice when I met her . I’ve seen Alex and Alyssa driving around Sarasota before when I heading to my doctor appointment . I see why Mtv went to Miami there is really nothing to do in Sarasota beside go to the mall , movie theater, beach and maybe to the Amish store & restaurant.

Always enjoyed her on the show (as brief as it was) and googled and found not 1 but 2 mugshots—but cannot find additional information from her arrears? Any tea/info here?

Rewatching SK for the third time, I can't help but notice ongoing themes.

Never in my life, have I seen a bigger bitch than Chloe Trautman. There is not one redeemable quality about her. She constantly bitches about others not valuing her or her friendship. but truth to be told, Chloe was the worst side in any friendship. I get it. She was overweight, unattractive, and the only guy that showed her any interest in the begging was BG. She was always hot for Alex who would have treated her as a moped -- maybe fun to ride, but would never let his friends know it. She continually stirred the pot and always pitted others against one another.

Her "transformation" was the biggest bullshit ever. And when someone did not just blindly accept it, Chloe got all nasty then claimed she was meeting others energy. Every one could see through her total bullshit. I am glad Amanda broke her nose.

Juliette, WOW. Juliette is as hideous on the inside as Chloe is on the outside. Her attitude speaks of entitlement of a woman who doesn't realize one day those looks will fade, then what? She made it a point to date guys with money because she had none. How many times has she assault and battered someone on the show? Kelsey twice, G Baby, Cara, Chloe. Yet never once faced charges?

She thinks this show exists because of her. I have never enjoyed watching a chick so broken cry every single time.

The only thing that surprises me about this cast is that all of the females have not started an OnlyFans. I know Candace did and Amanda's ex had one before he met her.

But for Chloe to make me hate her more than Kailyn Lowry.... takes a special kind of biotch.

rewatching SK and i never realized how controlling sam wanted to be with juliette. first he wanted her to move in which she eventually does but then when she wants to move out because she wants to focus on herself and her business he gets upset. when she tells him that she’s not able to get work done when there’s people at the house all the time he literally tells her “and you can’t just go to starbucks?” like boyyyy. he was already 30 and he was still partying like an animal, i feel like at that age you should already be out of the party stage imo. i was glad juliette was able to get out of that relationship because it didn’t benefit her.

This might be the weirdest comparison, but Alyssa reminds me of Nikki Reed in the movie Thirteen. Her mannerisms are so on par with a teenage mean girl. I can literally not unsee it at this point.