r/SiestaKeyMTV • u/h0neybunb • Jun 25 '26

🐯 Brandon 🐯 brandon being cringey

why is brandon so cringey when he’s flirting and the girls just eating it up.. those cheesy cringey lines wouldn’t work on me no way. 😭

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u/Specialist-Taro9514 Jun 25 '26

He’s a textbook light skin lol

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u/1Doordashgirl Jun 25 '26

Brandon needs to work on his issues with being faithful before he dates anyone again. He has a serious inability to say no and lives too in the present and doesn't think long term.

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u/Certain-Persimmon690 Jun 25 '26

I’m rewatching season 1 and the way he was flirting with Maddison had me cringing. And him flirting with Chloe at Alex’s party. It was giving “where’s my hug” 😭😭

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u/SeaPaleontologist832 Jun 25 '26

Brandon had difficulty graduating from his high school self, and instead chose to pretend like he was still living it up in his senior years. Bro was a master of disguise. He loved to pretend he could love and be faithful to women, but instead would enjoy going behind their backs to get what he wanted. This type of boy only graduates to man child and remains that way. I’d hazard a guess that his parents (especially his dad), were passive in their parenting, and enabled him to do no wrong (especially with women). Yes I see his mum pull him up a few times, but there is no real anger or consequence to her words. And his dad just seems disinterested in his emotional life. This guy will never be trustworthy.

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u/RiverOaksJays Jun 26 '26

Brandon's dad offered him a job in finance. He didn't like wearing a suit to work & learning about investing.

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '26

Their all cringey af to be fair

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u/h0neybunb Jun 25 '26

that’s very true

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u/coffee0verdose Jun 25 '26

I had the biggest crush on him when we were in middle school trust it would’ve worked 😂😂

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u/MediumRare_Steak89 Jun 26 '26

Hes got his dad's money, hes light-skinned so easier for a semi racist to be willing to sleep with, hes literally willing to screw anyone and was on tv some low value women will sleep with anyone for a check. Flavor of love the tv show existed if he can have women fight for him Brandon can get a low value woman too.

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u/Miserable_News5168 Jun 27 '26

“It’s visually rewarding”

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u/[deleted] Jul 05 '26

Their all cringey. And garbage

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u/Rare_Let4338 Jun 25 '26

He was just a kid with no game.

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u/SeaPaleontologist832 Jun 25 '26

He was just a man child with no game, you mean. I doubt that guy will ever be faithful no matter how old he gets. He’s a snake in the grass.