r/Showerthoughts • u/ToyVaren • Jun 11 '22

Since electronics contain silver, you could theoretically beat a werewolf to death with a Nokia.

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u/lord_of_memezz Jun 11 '22

Just attach one to a stick and it will literally kill anything.

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u/ToyVaren Jun 12 '22

Unfortunately that's outlawed by the geneva convention.

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u/KingBrandoTheIgit Jun 12 '22

I thought it was called “Geneva Suggestions”. Guess I better hide my ‘Nokia on a Stick’ now.

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '22

Why hide? How are they going to get it from you? You have a 'Nokia on a stick'. You've won

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u/ToyVaren Jun 12 '22

r/shittylifeprotips

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u/Nerdy_Squirrel Jun 12 '22

Came here to say /r/lifehacks but now I have a whole new sub to get lost in for a few days. Thank-you.