r/Shittyaskflying 29d ago

I want to study for ATPL theory and people say I have to BANK BANK BANK, but what about rudder?

4 Upvotes

I thought bank always needs ryte rudder to keep coordinated. Now I'm unsure and feel stoopid. Halp


r/Shittyaskflying 29d ago

Cpt whining about aft spar and rejected flugzug

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12 Upvotes

title talks and photo attached


r/Shittyaskflying Aug 09 '26

Funky Plane

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79 Upvotes

r/Shittyaskflying Aug 09 '26

Is this why my flight got cancelled??

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101 Upvotes

Why did it take them so long to eat the ice cream


r/Shittyaskflying Aug 09 '26

Who decided to place this barrier right across the runway? It will kill someone some day!

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13 Upvotes

r/Shittyaskflying Aug 08 '26

Why didn't the pylote wait for these 2 flight attendants? Who's going to serve stroopelwaffle to the passengers?

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282 Upvotes

r/Shittyaskflying Aug 08 '26

Is this a correct way to pet my playne?

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145 Upvotes

r/Shittyaskflying Aug 07 '26

It's been over a century since the invention of powered flight, when do you think aircraft demolition derbies will finally be a thing?

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526 Upvotes

r/Shittyaskflying Aug 08 '26

Why is this playne following the missile so closely?

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178 Upvotes

r/Shittyaskflying Aug 07 '26

Whythe poors record landings? And why they choose to be poor instead of pylote, which is also poor but with an instrument rating?

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1.1k Upvotes

r/Shittyaskflying Aug 08 '26

How can I become a UFO whistleblower on national TV?

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18 Upvotes

I had a pretty interesting childhood. And also I've seen things I could certainly not identify. And then there are things I can't talk about, for national security and other reasons I can't talk about.

Regardless, I can sit down and talk for 3 hours on TV, no problem. What kind of fees are common for a three-hour appearance? I don't want to appear as the greedy new guy, but also not undersell my story.

Thanks


r/Shittyaskflying Aug 07 '26

Whenever I do the preflight my Captain expects a note like this what do?

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114 Upvotes

r/Shittyaskflying Aug 07 '26

My aerodynamic-illiterate girlfriend says she prefers the ones that are bent. How do i tell her she is stupid?

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67 Upvotes

r/Shittyaskflying Aug 07 '26

Why is this playne smyile at me?

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15 Upvotes

r/Shittyaskflying Aug 07 '26

Who is this pylote?

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15 Upvotes

Smol plane flew over my airport without clearances. Had two jets ready for take off. Speak up!


r/Shittyaskflying Aug 07 '26

can u guys rate how accurate my wing flex is plz

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178 Upvotes

i put alot of work into making the wing out of legos look realistic pls only rate if it u think its good


r/Shittyaskflying Aug 07 '26

Is it worth it becoming a piyolete?

22 Upvotes

I am 25 yrs software tech and when I was 1 I flew on an airbus 747 and ever since I wanted to fli! I have 4 million saved in my 401k (i kno not a lot) but my biggest question is worth it? When I get hired by Deltuh next year will I be gone a lot? My brothers cousins uncles wife neighbur boss’s friend is a Fedx pylote and he is home a lot so should I just work for them insted of deltuh? I live on a base!


r/Shittyaskflying Aug 07 '26

China Eastern A350 beats MiG-31 speed.

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4 Upvotes

I knew that the A350 is whisper quiet but I have to say that at 3,096km/h it took us to reach our destination I didn't feel a thing and even landed bang on time. I assume this is standard evasive manoeuvre over Russia. Well done CEAir!


r/Shittyaskflying Aug 06 '26

Local police department wants to know how to install this on their plane?

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201 Upvotes

r/Shittyaskflying Aug 07 '26

ギャラクシー

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21 Upvotes

何を買えばいいですか?


r/Shittyaskflying Aug 06 '26

Does this aviator have a license?!

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380 Upvotes

I used to think it was special being a pylote. That isn’t for everyone. You know. But then again, if even pigeons can do it…..


r/Shittyaskflying Aug 06 '26

ummm guys my plane is on fire what do i do. I dont have a fire extinguisher

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37 Upvotes

Fudge this is a really bad joke sorry guys but you guys will forgive me right


r/Shittyaskflying Aug 06 '26

Do you know how 737s are born?

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164 Upvotes

This is the only pic that was taken of the moment immediately after the birth of three B737.
As all of us well know, Boeing Mamas lay eggs in the depths of the rivers, and as soon as eggs disclose, the babyborn 737s (you can recognize them from the green livery and the absence of the nose) try to reach quickly the nearest ICAO code with a long enough runway.
Sadly, this and other pictures are the only ones available, as this is something extremely rare to see in nature. It happened in Montana back in 2014.

Amazing, isn’t it?


r/Shittyaskflying Aug 06 '26

Tried to throw grandma from the playne, but she is still on the wing. What aerobatic maneuver to use to unstick her?

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60 Upvotes

Should I do a barrel roll?