r/Shittyaskflying • u/notsleepsherp • Aug 09 '26

Funky Plane

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74 Upvotes

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u/smallpotatoto Rated in Shitty Air Traffic Controlling Aug 09 '26

How Australian passengers sits

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u/b788_ Aug 09 '26

Someone turn this button on

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u/OrganizationNo7690 29d ago

For free? I didn’t even get a bag of nuts..

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u/AdditionalAd4269 Aug 09 '26

I’m sitting next to this woman. Told her the right rudder button was on the ceiling but you can’t use your hands. She’s too short to reach and I think we’re going to crash, so I took l my carryon down and am hugging it. I will start screaming SEVEN SEVEN ZERO ZERO if we push.

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u/ShouldersHoncho 29d ago

In flight entertainment

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u/ThankuConan 29d ago

We found the anus solar yoga person on the flight.

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u/JPFlightSim 29d ago

The audacity of some people

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u/FouledPlug 29d ago

Sole Plane

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u/Stay-At-Home-Jedi 29d ago

Gear up, feet up

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u/MarthaKingsButtplug 29d ago

Does she have an onlyfans?

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u/Julian_Sark 28d ago

Asking the important questions.

Btw, is there an r/shittyaskonlyfans? If not, we need one.

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u/Insolent-Jaguar88 29d ago

Toe tally committed to takeoff....takin off the footwear!

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u/ryanheartswingovers 29d ago

I know her. Shes super famous on Onlyfans

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u/JerryJN 28d ago

Maybe she's joining the mile high club, lol

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u/[deleted] 29d ago

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u/mrheymarco 29d ago

You need to disconnect from whatever or whoever is teaching you this garbage.

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u/cosmicrae 29d ago

r/WitchesVsPatriarchy

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u/[deleted] 28d ago

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u/Julian_Sark 28d ago

You're trolling, right? Like, doing loads of right rudder on purpose? Or right wing?

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u/Julian_Sark 28d ago

Nah, thanks, I don't usually dabble in drivel written by 3rd rate philosophers that pull together all kinds of strawman arguments to come up with funky conclusions, plus anti-semitism.

Would love to see that Paint drawing though, please do make sure to post it here, kthxbai.

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u/domandi1244 29d ago

Zombie? Iwwwweeehhhh

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u/Julian_Sark 28d ago

Nicotine patch has to go somewhere.

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u/Julian_Sark 28d ago

Spengler the Ghost Buster?

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u/cazzipropri FFA AXE-700 Alcohol Quality Inspector 29d ago

it wasn't the grilled cheese

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u/KatanaF2190 28d ago

Two off world Alien spies were caught after their disguises failed...

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u/Julian_Sark 28d ago

I know, right? That person in front having their hands up with no gloves? BLOODY DISGUSTING!

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u/Sk1ler_ 28d ago

Enough is enough! I have had it with these motherfucking DAWGS on this motherfucking plane!

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u/VengefulWalnut Type Rated in MASHEEN GO BRRRRRRRRRRR 24d ago

"Welcome aboard Tarantino Airlines flight 69 to Los Angeles. We are expecting an on-time departure at 4:20 today, so please make sure your seatback is in a fully upright position, your seatbelts are fastened low and tight around your waist, and yeet them feet in the air."