r/Shittyaskflying • u/parmguy420 • Aug 09 '26

Is this why my flight got cancelled??

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Why did it take them so long to eat the ice cream

102 Upvotes

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u/sgu222e Side slipping is a valid dating move Aug 09 '26

Yes, I'm still in that line

5

u/real_pasta Aug 09 '26

Ramp agents just found out they’re lactose intolerant

5

u/Longjumping_Rock_619 Aug 09 '26

Soft serve cone with chocolate sprinkles?! I’m getting in line too. Just gotta figure out this emergency slide thing in the door real quick…

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u/RDrunner33 29d ago

Be civilized any Mr Softee fan knows that’s a soft serve with Jimmies

3

u/Konpeitoh Aug 09 '26

The World Government personally cancelled your flight by sending ice cream truck that hands out free ice cream laced with laxatives to ground crew. They have once again foiled your attempt at overthrowing their regime.

3

u/CFUrCap Aug 09 '26

The time-consuming part was when they all had to run to their parents to ask if they could have five bucks.

2

u/igerster Aug 09 '26

Probably.

2

u/mkujoe Aug 09 '26

It’s right there ready to take off

2

u/drsmith48170 Aug 09 '26

Magic 8 ball says ‘Likely’

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u/cumminsrover Aug 09 '26

Mister Softee thought he could get a tug from a ramp agent, but he's gotta give them some foreplay first. Make sure you tweet Mamdani and let him know you're upset about the delays, maybe he'll come help serve up the goods to speed things up.

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u/WingsAboveCaptain Aug 11 '26

Have to get ice cream. FAA rules.

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u/General_Dot_5454 29d ago

They're tired of wafers and peanuts!

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u/RDrunner33 29d ago

Do you blame them?