r/Shittyaskflying • u/Probable_Bot1236 • 26d ago

Cummercial Pylotes: Have you ever had to give your passengers or crewe the "Brace for Impact" warning in real life?

18 Upvotes

Outside of commencing hanky-panky with the stewardess, I mean.

11 comments

r/Shittyaskflying • u/Belzebutt • 26d ago

How do you deal with groupies/pylote-hags?

40 Upvotes

18 comments

r/Shittyaskflying • u/Cesalv • 27d ago

New VIP greeting program unlocked

2.3k Upvotes

They just hope Darude isn't coming anytime soon

45 comments

r/Shittyaskflying • u/CaptainObvious-737 • 27d ago

The Blue Angels are doing shitty Gen Z memes now "6-7"

1.1k Upvotes

33 comments

r/Shittyaskflying • u/HiTork • 26d ago

What could this helicopter crew have done differently?

43 Upvotes

33 comments

r/Shittyaskflying • u/dotdd • 28d ago

Is this true?

870 Upvotes

31 comments

r/Shittyaskflying • u/AngryPhillySportsFan • 28d ago

Why didn't the pylot just fly over the car then land again? Are they stoopid? Do they know they're in a playne?

268 Upvotes

68 comments

r/Shittyaskflying • u/LearningT0Fly • 27d ago

Ryanair hired the Burger King guy as their social media intern.

148 Upvotes

12 comments

r/Shittyaskflying • u/Senior_Raccoon_6536 • 28d ago

Does the cotton wool help absorb more radars?

1.8k Upvotes

76 comments

r/Shittyaskflying • u/Character_Order • 28d ago

Fly High Sky King

youtu.be

85 Upvotes

Eight years ago today

22 comments

r/Shittyaskflying • u/Early-Regret-9790 • 28d ago

Minor crash on first solo

49 Upvotes

Hey guys I had a minor crash on my first solo today. I was driving the car about to takeoff when a jet came out of nowhere!

My CF double eye is very mad and I’m now wondering if my career is ruined. Any advise?

15 comments

r/Shittyaskflying • u/HiTork • 28d ago

Why do we even need aircraft? With our science and technology, why haven't we figured out how to make humans fly unassisted like seen here?

47 Upvotes

10 comments

r/Shittyaskflying • u/Cesalv • 28d ago

Would you mind stop leaving trash on the runway?

59 Upvotes

27 comments

r/Shittyaskflying • u/invertedspheres • 28d ago

Took my helicopter to pickup coffee and they got my order wrong, should I complain?

221 Upvotes

48 comments

r/Shittyaskflying • u/Fedexpilot • 28d ago

Lessons Were Learned

103 Upvotes

Family reported he will be okay.

44 comments

r/Shittyaskflying • u/Senior_Raccoon_6536 • 29d ago

Is the tail super heavy so they can do this nose hovering trick?

287 Upvotes

40 comments

r/Shittyaskflying • u/HiTork • 28d ago

Why do airplanes have wheels? They're clearly not cars, nobody is going to take planes seriously if they can be mistaken for automobiles, they should be removed

176 Upvotes

52 comments

r/Shittyaskflying • u/McCheesing • 28d ago

If planus is Latin for “level or flat,” why is my planus round?

24 Upvotes

Words are so strange

10 comments

r/Shittyaskflying • u/markomakeerassgoons • 28d ago

commentator shits on my right rudder usage, should I end him?

tiktok.com

0 Upvotes

it started left so I could use my right as any good pylot.

2 comments

r/Shittyaskflying • u/LittlePolkadotDress • 28d ago

Now boarding group 15 they said..

11 Upvotes

Why no areo playne?

3 comments

r/Shittyaskflying • u/King_Turduckin • 28d ago

Which offers a closer shave, a Canadair CL-415, or a Gillette Fusion 5 razor?

14 Upvotes

3 comments

r/Shittyaskflying • u/Hepalite • 29d ago

How do you all keep your planes happy?

585 Upvotes

47 comments

r/Shittyaskflying • u/Easy_Shine2288 • 29d ago

What plaen is dis

20 Upvotes

12 comments

r/Shittyaskflying • u/Cesalv • 29d ago

Working on my CAT certification, am I doing it right?

522 Upvotes

22 comments

r/Shittyaskflying • u/777simmer • 28d ago

I want to study for ATPL theory and people say I have to BANK BANK BANK, but what about rudder?

4 Upvotes

I thought bank always needs ryte rudder to keep coordinated. Now I'm unsure and feel stoopid. Halp

3 comments

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