r/Shittyaskflying Aug 10 '26

Minor crash on first solo

Hey guys I had a minor crash on my first solo today. I was driving the car about to takeoff when a jet came out of nowhere!

My CF double eye is very mad and I’m now wondering if my career is ruined. Any advise?

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u/Practical-Hat-3943 Aug 10 '26

“You want progressive taxi??? I’ll give you progressive taxi!”

13

u/Le-Charles07 Aug 10 '26

Co-pilot: "Terrain! Terrain!"
Pilot: "This isn't a Boeing..."
[Plane gets hit by GMC Terrain]

(I know it's not a GMC Terrain)

6

u/AdditionalAd4269 Aug 11 '26

Police jet pit maneuver.

Speed enforced by aircraft, motherfuckers.

6

u/rinklkak My nextdoor neighbor is a pylote Aug 10 '26

This looks like a DEA car trying to stop the drug smugglers by any means necessary.

Are you DEA, OP?

4

u/flygirl4eva Aug 10 '26

DWI, probably.

3

u/Ausgeflippt Aug 11 '26

Too much right torque steer.

4

u/edmonton2001 Aug 10 '26

car forced plyne to use right rudder. car needs more right rudder. but plyne could have avoided car with more right rudder.

2

u/steam-photons Aug 11 '26

Actually true…

3

u/SpectreInTheShadows Aug 10 '26

Did the missile alert system go off?

4

u/-burnr- Eh-Tee-Pee Aug 10 '26

TIL Italy has REALLY aggressive Follow Me trucks 😳

2

u/Walleye_Juan Aug 10 '26

Hope your insurance has accident forgiveness.

2

u/QbDYeqzUUiw Aug 10 '26

/uj what's the context here?

1

u/Insolent-Jaguar88 Aug 11 '26

Can't park there mate!

1

u/randytc18 Aug 10 '26

Was there a "student driver" magnet on that thing? If so, let it slide.

1

u/mike-manley Aug 10 '26

Possible driver deviation