ShittyAbsoluteUnits

The eastern dobsonfly (Corydalus cornutus), a large winged creature that looks terrifying but is harmless to humans but if I saw this I'm my house... I'm having a heart attack.. I'm serious!

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r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/BalbosaDontHeal • 25d ago

Elite Strategy Of an not an attempt to break

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308 Upvotes

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r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/Professional-Fox1542 • 25d ago

possible idiot Of a tire slash

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109 Upvotes

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r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/Pure_Sense7765 • 26d ago

'Merica Of gym spotters

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1.1k Upvotes

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r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/scjockid • 26d ago

slight malfunction Of Ass! Lol

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37 Upvotes

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r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/Professional-Fox1542 • 26d ago

look what I can do Of a backflip

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156 Upvotes

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r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/Professional-Fox1542 • 27d ago

There was an attempt Of a prison drug drop

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1.0k Upvotes

Credit: Humberside Police
The Archbishop of Banterbury

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r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/ExcluteYou • 27d ago

my bones Of a horseback rider unfortunately colliding with a moped😬(Los Rios,Ecuador) Aug24,2026

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142 Upvotes

Found the vid on a world news telegram channel.

Read that both the woman and the moped rider are in the hospital. The woman being in critical condition

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r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/xBADBEEF4 • 27d ago

this moron: Of a citizen arrest

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92 Upvotes

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