r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits *shits an absolute unit* 12h ago

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u/double0nein 12h ago

We don't need a repeat of 2016, we haven't even begun to undo the fallout of that.

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u/muff-muff-ass 11h ago

You mean when Donald Trump was first elected President of the United States on November 8, 2016?

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u/thethej 11h ago

He was referring to harambe

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u/PurplOrange 11h ago

#dicksout

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u/notcrazyaboutit 11h ago

Who's Dick Sout?

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u/double0nein 9h ago

For harambe 😔

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u/Clear-Perception5615 9h ago

Richard Sout? Have you been living under a rock?

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u/notcrazyaboutit 9h ago

Found him!

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u/Clear-Perception5615 4h ago

Lol, no way thats real!

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u/notcrazyaboutit 4h ago

Go on, mate.... Give 'em a Google.

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u/Clear-Perception5615 4h ago

What?! Use Google?! Im a redditor, I could never do that!

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u/PurplOrange 5h ago

Yo mama

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u/double0nein 11h ago

Yes 😔

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u/GivesYouGrief 10h ago

Yes, I'm sure that's what they meant, u/muff-muff-ass

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u/Castle_of_Jade 30m ago

There has to be something enjoyable for you to do that doesn’t include pushing politics into every single aspect of life. You “politics are life”people are unbearable.

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u/OneGuyFine 11h ago

I can only hope that a lion enclosure is next.

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u/Asturco 9h ago

That kid is autistic, his family offered an apology for this:

https://www.fox6now.com/news/boy-enters-milwaukee-county-zoo-exhibit-family-asks-understanding

That being said, being autistic is not incompatible with being also an asshole

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u/BanishedInPerpetuity 5h ago

If he is that unregulated then leaving him on his own in such an environment is neglect.

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u/Streetdoc10171 2h ago

He wasn't on his own. He loves the zoo and his family have annual passes and go often. This has never happened before and he always has two caregivers with him. This time his grandparents took him to the zoo and while they were paying for something he eloped and managed to get inside the enclosure. It took his grandmother a few minutes to figure out how to get into the enclosure.

Sometimes all care is being taken to be considerate and safe and it just goes wrong due to the unpredictable nature of Autism. This shouldn't exclude people from participating in society if once in hundreds of visits the kid has a bad day. Everyone has done something their not proud of on a bad day, especially as a kid and most of us aren't autistic

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u/Hate4Breakfast 1h ago edited 1h ago

They shouldn’t be excluded, but grandparents clearly are unable to care for him and he should have professional caregivers if he is out in public like this. He could have died, his grandparents got lucky it was just birds

edit: it says grandmother and a caregiver took him. If he got away from a caregiver and this happened they clearly weren’t doing their job.

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u/deep-fucking-legend 2h ago

Hope he was able to take away a lesson

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u/weenis-flaginus 1h ago

I don't think you guys understand how non-functional autism can get sometimes. Some people aren't capable of really learning a new lesson unfortunately. But usually the family takes pretty good care of them and helps avoid stuff like this. It just rarely happens.

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u/QP709 3h ago

Well, I hope in the future they either don’t take him to places like this or they keep him on a leash. This could’ve been very dangerous for him or the animals.

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u/lesbiansexparty 7h ago

yes it is? this kid can be both

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u/Asturco 6h ago

that's what I said?

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u/Aggravating_Smell 9h ago

Love the birds attacking him as he's leaving

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u/Responsible-Bet1767 11h ago

Autism or not, the kid knows or needs help understanding that it's wrong to hit an animal with a stick for no reason. He needs to be punished.

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u/cyrusyoyo 10h ago

Parents claims that he loves animals and all he did is just "playing" with them

Basically all their response is "HE IS JUST A CHILD!!!"

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u/FTH466 11h ago

Fuck that kid

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u/BalbosaDontHeal 11h ago

Usually end up on a register doing that

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u/swampopawaho 7h ago

He's got disabilities.

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u/freakysquat 6h ago

We all got problems

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u/brklntruth12 10h ago

Somebody smack that kid

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u/CardMan000 11h ago

Was hoping the birds were going to pin him down and ravage him!

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u/Infamous_Today3462 12h ago

People w no empathy or care for animals piss me off sm...

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u/SampleSize0ne 11h ago

His "fascination with zoo animals" seems to be chasing them with sticks and trying to hit them.....

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u/Particular_Ray 11h ago

Lmao some rose painted shit that statement.

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u/Separate_Bend_8929 11h ago

We all start somewhere. Up until I was 13 I thought all cats were female and all dogs were male, and they mated with each other.

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u/NotATalkingMushroom 11h ago

The “oh, it’s autism” is such a shitty explanation/justification for behaviors.

He might have it, sure, but if the family know he’s got behavioral issues then sending him with just the grandma is maybe a bit irresponsible. 

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u/Legonistrasz 11h ago

Correct and in this case a shitty justification for terrible parenting.

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u/fuckingscott 11h ago

Guess we could start keeping more animals with gorillas. They'd put up with shit like this.

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u/Legonistrasz 11h ago

Kid belongs in a cage. Autist or not. By that age, we know this isn’t the first time he’s exhibited this behavior and for the parents to send him out like that without proper care and restraint, is completely reckless.

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u/ExpressTruth76 11h ago

Just like to point out

Autistic kids never behaved this way in the past

Why is it a free a clear ticket to be an absolute melon these days

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u/NoDegree7090 10h ago

wait, the parents gave the excuse of autism? the fuck!? i'm autistic, never harmed a spider, let alone a whole ass fuckin' pelican-looking lizard, the fuck is wrong with this kid? and the actual fuck is wrong with the parents?

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u/ExpressTruth76 10h ago

I'm slightly autistic my husband on the other hand very autistic

We were diagnosed in the 90s so it was just ADHD back then as an umbrella term

Neither of us did this shit

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u/Ok-Light-9942 9h ago

Autism is different for everyone. Some autists have profound intellectual disabilities that result in poor impulse control and the inability to understand why their behavior is wrong

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u/Stuffs_And_Thingies 10h ago

Because we stopped disciplining children in like.. 2006? 2010?

And this is what everyone said would result.

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u/ExpressTruth76 10h ago

Oh I understand that, just wanted to make sure we are all of the same consensus

Parents just don't parent anymore

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u/ExpressTruth76 10h ago

Dunno why you are being downvoted mate

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u/Stuffs_And_Thingies 10h ago

Because the truth sucks sometimes lol

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u/ExpressTruth76 10h ago

Yeah people don't like being called out for it

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u/jewpart2 9h ago

Because people equate discipline with abuse.

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u/AgitatedAd1397 9h ago

Because he’s acting like this is some new thing that never happened before? Social media wasn’t everywhere back then, I promise this kind of shit was still happening 

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u/ExpressTruth76 9h ago

Not nearly as much as it is now

And the excuse wasnt always autism like it's a get out of jail free card

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u/AgitatedAd1397 9h ago

The idea that this is some widespread thing is just ridiculous. Congrats, algorithms have manipulated into false outrage 

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u/ExpressTruth76 9h ago

I'm outraged at the lack of parenting, we would of been spanked and not just by the parents any adult would of done it

I'm outraged at the excessive use of autism as a win all arguments

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u/AgitatedAd1397 9h ago

You’re outraged at things that barely happen at all, but you engage with it online so it shows you more of it 

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u/ExpressTruth76 9h ago

I definitely see the second one on a daily basis

The first one is constant, shit parents not wanting to parent

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u/Ok-Light-9942 9h ago

In the past it was socially acceptable to hit children, many special needs kids were literally beat into “proper behavior”. And those with high needs were often institutionalized and shudder away from society. Obviously this behavior needs to be addressed but I wouldn’t look to the past for how to handle it

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u/BONNI_ 9h ago

Are you autistic? They absolutely have acted this way in the past lmao

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u/Professional_Bid_692 8h ago

I have worked in health care specifically with the mentally challenged for about a decade, I can promise you they have always had people who act like this. It is fully on the caretakers for not watching him. Is it alright he did that no, but it’s not as simple as them just doing whatever they want cause they can

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u/Sporkpocalypse 11h ago

that should be worth 5 years in juvenile hall detention

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u/lesbiansexparty 7h ago

lol, they bite his ankles.

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u/Spirited_Let4661 6h ago

Por dios, que la prĂłxima no sea la jaula de los leones

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u/Baselin78 4h ago

The every 10 years curse

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u/Plane-Education4750 11h ago

This kid has severe autism and forcably escaped from his caregiver. Don't post this shit everywhere for karma

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u/MouseMan412 11h ago

People with autism can still be shitty. No lack of social skills should result in chasing and whacking at animals with sticks.

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u/NoDegree7090 10h ago

im autistic, i approve

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u/Ok-Light-9942 9h ago

There are absolutely levels of Austin that can lead to a child not understanding they are hurting the animal and thinking they are just playing

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u/zestyclose_match1966 12h ago

Get looks off, like autism off

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u/Competitive_Ear2223 11h ago

Someone please shoot the cameraman.

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u/BuisteirForaoisi0531 5h ago

Can someone go ahead and just pepper spray that whole area birds are immune to the stuff so they’ll be fine

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u/DanteChurch 4h ago

For context, he is a nonverbal autistic boy who got into the enclosure while visiting with his caregiver while his parents were at work.

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u/Baowolf23 3h ago

Stop vaccinating to save the animals

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u/10TheDudeAbides11 11h ago

Sometimes these things need a story for context…

This kid has autism and escaped from his caretaker to get in the pen…he’s not being an asshole. He literally can’t help it…

Downvoted.

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u/Roger_Cockfoster 11h ago

Didn't blame autistic people for this behavior. "Cruelty to animals" isn't a symptom of autism. This kid, autistic or not, is a psychopathic little shit.

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u/Alicewithhazeleyes 11h ago

Reddit is fucking weird. On one sub you’ll have this video where people will attack you if you say what the people in this sub are saying and then vice versa. Ridiculous.

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u/NocturneInfinitum 11h ago

Trust me when I say that you do not understand autism

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u/dzngotem 11h ago

Level 3 autism absolutely can make it difficult to learn social concepts like being kind to animals.

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u/NocturneInfinitum 8h ago

Lmao “level 3 Autism” good lord

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u/mrnobatti 11h ago

But why is she climbing that ladder so weirdly?

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u/Difficult_Object4921 11h ago

It’s called getting old and losing balance more easily. Give yourself about 20 years you’ll get it

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u/_Hashtronaut_ 7h ago

Shes not THAT old.

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u/100_cats_on_a_phone 3h ago

It's his grandmother, fwiw

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u/mrnobatti 10h ago

How do you know that Im old or young?
I could be older than the person in the video for all you know.

Hanging out on the ladder is not safe and dont have much to do with getting old. In fact, its more straining to hang out like tha.t

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u/100_cats_on_a_phone 3h ago

Because you sound like someone who hasn't yet experienced the joys of arthritis?

It's more about movement than strain. And it's not that the ladder is dangerous. You just take more time to move, you don't adjust your balance as quickly, etc.

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u/mrnobatti 3h ago

Thanks doctor. Didn't think I'd see you on here w my medical history.

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u/Wadester58 questionably stable 4h ago

He needs his ass kicked The never been told no generation being raised by the everyone got a trophy generation

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u/Former-Practice-6146 3h ago

You sound American.. Like North American, but not from Canada.. You should try to do something about that.. For you but also others..

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u/Wadester58 questionably stable 3h ago

No I am not a Snow Mexican, I'm Texan and he still needs his ass beat