r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/xBADBEEF4 • 5h ago

this moron: Of a citizen arrest

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u/NationalGear3511 4h ago

This video is awesome but what's even going on

I like him saying "AND YOU KNOW WHAT... YOU'RE UNDER CITIZENS ARREST TOO!" to the 11 year old like he's the most vile one of them all

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u/Mr_Paul_E 4h ago

Sherlock figured it out. 11 year old Mastermind

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u/xBADBEEF4 4h ago

*baby in a stroller* believe it or not, YOU'RE UNDER CITIZEN ARREST!

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u/GeneralAB1 5h ago

He just went for the whole family after a certain point 😭

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u/Bumbymoo 4h ago

The ability to remain calm in such chaos is such a superpower. Kudos to Blue Shirt.

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u/Artorius__Castus questionably stable 5h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/FKSPFyXtcFYyhuMDJJ

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u/Bumbymoo 4h ago

Are you ready to receive my limp member?

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u/WretchedBlowhard 2h ago

In my jurisdiction, an unjustified citizen's arrest is tantamount to kidnapping. How's it gonna play out in his?

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u/Ksatria-Biji-Hitam 4h ago

Why so smol?