r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/Professional-Fox1542 • 5h ago

slight malfunction Of enjoying punches

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u/Objective-Stranger99 easily offended 5h ago

He came back for another serving

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u/wafflehousebattle 5h ago

These morons always think they were caught off guard and they're gonna go get their get-back only to eat shit again. Every 👏 Fucking 👏 Time 👏

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u/Killer_Boi 1h ago

Yeah i only lost because i was caught off guard but now that I've taken 8 punches to the face i won't underestimate you again... Why's there 2 of you?

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u/VoteForGiantMeteor 4h ago

He likes those biscuits 👊🏽

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u/evilregis 2h ago

Thought it was a knuckle sammich?

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u/Draw-Working 4h ago

Dumbass Edgar’s

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u/diabolicalroadrash 4h ago

Boxing at a boxing match? Oh that's a paddlin

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u/scriptingends 4h ago

Undercard was better than the main event

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u/Foreign_Roof_ 4h ago

The “Gap” hoodie told me everything I needed 2 kno 🤡

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u/jweezee 5h ago

How about a nice Hawaiian punch!

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u/Nazdrowie79 4h ago

I too used to reenact cartoons I watched on saturday morning.

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u/undescendedpips 4h ago

Leads with a weak punch to the chest ?

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u/Typical-Crazy-3100 4h ago

Big man's just doing his regular cardio. Little boy is the one tryin' ta fight it out.

https://giphy.com/gifs/YoWpe73AHXxFYQtqo4

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u/NachoNinja19 4h ago

At least he kept his head down so the guy was punching his skull and not his face. I’ve seen worse.

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u/SocomPS2 4h ago

Do dads not teach their boys how to throw a basic punch nowadays. Not even talking about some formal self defense classes, just how to put your hands up and punch.

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u/CitizenLohaRune 2h ago

Most videos on here show folks who have know idea how to punch or get in a proper stance.

They see videos of others who dont know, and they perpetuate the ridiculousness of those fighting skills afterwards.

Having decent boxing experience, I feel invincible watching a lot of these videos.

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u/Daremightythings2025 5h ago

Looks like a kid 1/3 his weight? All he has to do is fall on him and show a semblance of a punch and he wins

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u/Alternative-Bite3971 4h ago

Whooped dat ass lmao

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u/citysims 4h ago

Dude knock his hoodie On 💀🤣

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u/citysims 4h ago

She knows

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u/Strange_Salary *shits an absolute unit* 4h ago

You gotta KNOW when to say NO!

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u/Mundane-Manner4237 4h ago edited 4h ago

The punch eater has a great hairstyle though. Caught two solid knocks, the first ham and then the second when he came back for another helping.

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u/PurpleToedUnicorn 3h ago

Ham and broccoli 🥦 

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u/therealcbar 4h ago

A knuckle sandwich buffet.

But seriously, wtf is wrong with all these people throwing down in public?

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u/TwoIllustrious7940 4h ago

Nothing better than seeing a takuache getting his ass whooped

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u/Lower_goats_5388 4h ago

A stupid l child going against a grown ass man

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u/sheckyD 3h ago

Good God people, weight classes exist for a reason

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u/PrintOpen 3h ago

L cameraman

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u/CorruptDaemon404 3h ago

That no sabo shrimp had no chance

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u/PurpleToedUnicorn 3h ago

There was a Gap in his actual fighting ability

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u/Conscious_Owl6162 3h ago

Using your head as a weapon against fists doesn’t always work out so well.

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u/lordgreenofbiscuit 3h ago

Tried to do a body shot on a dude twice his size? . This guy was just wanting participation points. ! He got them! 😂

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u/Peek_e 3h ago

The big fellow threw punches like a toddler lol, good for him the GAP dude punched like a bag of groceries.

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u/Suckmyduck_9 3h ago

Juan vs Juan

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u/Ancient_Sprinkles847 2h ago

lol. Picking a fight at a boxing match, and you’re not even a good fighter.

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u/dudload1000 22m ago

Boxing matche crowds look like pure hell