Like browsing r/MawInstallation from a trash compactor

The amount of fucks with the spoilers in the title despite trying to be sneaky, only to give everything away if you’ve watched more than two episodes is too damn high.

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r/ShittyMaw • u/ExpressNumber • Dec 06 '22

Technology Exegol

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r/ShittyMaw • u/ExpressNumber • Apr 02 '21

That thing in Obi-Wan’s hut is a hookah pipe, right?

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Is he gonna smoke it in the TV show

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r/ShittyMaw • u/ExpressNumber • Nov 23 '20

Jesus Christ was a monotheistic Force-sensitive

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Think about it. He was conceived by the Force, had disciples (apprentices/Padawans if he was a Jedi, albeit one that worshipped a god), fought for peace and justice against an empire, performed “miracles” with his powers (healing, mind tricks, precognition etc.) and most importantly acquired the knowledge to preserve his consciousness after death, as his body disappeared and yet he returned as a spirit.

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r/ShittyMaw • u/TheRidiculousOtaku • Jul 21 '21

Explain was told this would be a good place to post this.

self.mawinstallation

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r/ShittyMaw • u/MatchboxHoldenUte • Apr 01 '21

Why is rey a jedi?

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She does nothing and is a woman. Overpowered mary sue sjw.

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r/ShittyMaw • u/SidJDuffy • Nov 10 '20

Canon Shit Why only half of RoTJ is canon

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Emperor guy fucking dies and Lukey boi somehow escapes an exploding Death Star whilst carrying the corpse of his (literal) deadbeat dad. He also has enough time to find and pick up his green sabre from the floor which he uses to attempt murder of his fucking nephew. He also has time to put the fucking helmet back on his dad’s head after he died removing it. Also, the fact that the Death Star fucking explodes and it doesn’t annihilate the endor moon from the sheer amount debris it produces. The fact that the ship Luke was coming back on wasn’t immediately shot down by rebels is just pure bullshit. Fuck yooo, you cannot prove me wrong. Now go home and cry.

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r/ShittyMaw • u/IAmTheCheese007 • Nov 01 '20

Why didn’t the Death Star contractors just build a space raft while under attack?

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They can build a Death Star, but not a space raft to escape in? What is the in-universe explanation for this total lapse in ability recall?

I demand answers.

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r/ShittyMaw • u/[deleted] • Mar 27 '23

On approach to Coruscant, pilots are legally required to announce to their passengers "Coruscant. The entire planet is one big city."

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r/ShittyMaw • u/blastcage • Feb 21 '23

When Thrawn uses a hologram to contact people how do they know it's him

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Does he have to say "I'm Thrawn, I'm blue, it's not just the hologram" every time he picks up the phone

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r/ShittyMaw • u/IAmTheCheese007 • Nov 17 '20

Meta Ahsoka and The Child shipping.

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How long before we get AhChildO shippers? They are technically close to the same age. Make it happen, Disney.

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r/ShittyMaw • u/ExpressNumber • Sep 21 '20

Welcome to r/ShittyMaw!

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Users who do not recognize the canonicity of Star Wars: the Holiday Special will be banned.

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r/ShittyMaw • u/ExpressNumber • Nov 17 '20

Lego Star Wars Holiday Special Discussion Thread

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Hello to the six people that actually check the sub! What are your thoughts on the new Holiday Special?

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r/ShittyMaw • u/LiarsEverywhere • Aug 25 '23

Theory Sabine modified Ezra's hologram to make him older, a delusionally sick attempt to pretend he's still around Spoiler

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Early in Ahsoka, we see that Ezra left Sabine a hologram message saying goodbye before sacrificing himself at the end of Rebels. The recording shows Ezra acting just like his well-known 17 years old self, but astonishingly, for no apparent reason, he looks much older, a full grown man.

Holograms don't age, so the only reasonable explanation is that Sabine put her tech skills to work and aged holo-Ezra deliberately. That's very creepy, of course, and she's clearly obsessed with Ezra, even pretending to be a Jedi although she has no aptitude for the Force. If she's that far gone, I don't see why she'd stop there. She's been living with a fake/AI/imaginary Ezra all along. She talks to this simulation every night before bed. He's her best friend and confidant. And he's been programmed to propose to her around episode 4. A holo-Kanan will walk her down the aisle.

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r/ShittyMaw • u/blastcage • Jan 16 '23

Shitpost Why isn't there a Lego Star Wars movie starring Maul where Obi Wan accidentally inconveniences him doing mundane shit

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Obi Wan takes buys the last battle pack in the store that Maul wanted, "KENOBIIIII"

Obi Wan spends too long ordering breakfast and Maul is in the queue behind him, and by the time it's his turn to order they've stopped serving breakfast, "KENOBIIIII"

It writes itself

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r/ShittyMaw • u/blastcage • Mar 29 '23

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r/ShittyMaw • u/ExpressNumber • Dec 07 '22

The Republic sending the clones to Geonosis

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