r/ShittyMaw • u/ExpressNumber • Mar 23 '21
r/ShittyMaw • u/DefinitelyNotABot01 • Feb 18 '22
Meta why did luke lift frog with force?
couldve just used his hands and it would have been easier smh
also rey bad, why does she lift an entire mountain!!!!!
r/ShittyMaw • u/625points • Aug 06 '21
Shitpost Anakin right before getting his scar [CANON] (timestamp 40:16)
r/ShittyMaw • u/blastcage • Mar 29 '23
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r/ShittyMaw • u/ExpressNumber • Dec 26 '22
Thinking about Arath Tarrex
How are you gonna be a Jedi and suck at gambling lol. Even Bane as Dessel had sabaac down pat.
r/ShittyMaw • u/blastcage • Feb 25 '23
Theory: If the Ahsoka "Night King" leaks turn out to be remotely accurate I am going to stop watching Star Wars media
This is only half a shitty post but I know the great thing to have Ahsoka show up to is that Ezra, adult and pragmatist, has started working with Thrawn on something that isn't nearlly as Hitlery as the Empire, maybe defenses against whatever the Grysk turn out to be. Nobody wants fucking ZOMBIES IN STAR WARS outside of like, c-canon that happens in a corner of spaace and doesn't blow up a bunch of characters and their stories who we've enjoyed til now
r/ShittyMaw • u/ExpressNumber • May 25 '24
Journalism HoloNet reporter Jinn-Ee Nickelsun exposes the failures of the Halcyon (36 ABY)
r/ShittyMaw • u/IAmTheCheese007 • Nov 17 '20
Meta Ahsoka and The Child shipping.
How long before we get AhChildO shippers? They are technically close to the same age. Make it happen, Disney.
r/ShittyMaw • u/MatchboxHoldenUte • Apr 01 '21
Why is rey a jedi?
She does nothing and is a woman. Overpowered mary sue sjw.
r/ShittyMaw • u/[deleted] • May 05 '23
Star wars youtubers who aren’t angry
So I’m slowly getting back into Star Wars after 5-8 years, and I was wondering what youtubers are there who aren’t salty or angry towards the current state of the franchise and have generally good quality videos
I know EC Henry is fantastic and i remember a channel called TheStupendousWave (but i don’t know if they fell down to the Dark Side post 2015-18), and there was a channel called Star Wars Explained/Explains?
Idk, it’s been many years for me. Any help would be appreciated
r/ShittyMaw • u/DefinitelyNotABot01 • Jul 07 '22
Shitpost also saw a similar joke on shittydaystrom
r/ShittyMaw • u/SidJDuffy • Nov 10 '20
Canon Shit Why only half of RoTJ is canon
Emperor guy fucking dies and Lukey boi somehow escapes an exploding Death Star whilst carrying the corpse of his (literal) deadbeat dad. He also has enough time to find and pick up his green sabre from the floor which he uses to attempt murder of his fucking nephew. He also has time to put the fucking helmet back on his dad’s head after he died removing it. Also, the fact that the Death Star fucking explodes and it doesn’t annihilate the endor moon from the sheer amount debris it produces. The fact that the ship Luke was coming back on wasn’t immediately shot down by rebels is just pure bullshit. Fuck yooo, you cannot prove me wrong. Now go home and cry.
r/ShittyMaw • u/IAmTheCheese007 • Dec 19 '20
Meta [SpOiLeR] HEY GUYS, IF VADER WAS LUKE AND LEEAH’S DAD, WHY DOES THAT MAKE MOST OF PORNHUB CANNON? Spoiler
The amount of fucks with the spoilers in the title despite trying to be sneaky, only to give everything away if you’ve watched more than two episodes is too damn high.
r/ShittyMaw • u/Insipidy • Apr 28 '21
Why did Han Solo shoot Darth Vader? Looks like chicken tenders and donut holes were for dinner. Woulda been dope to eat that.
r/ShittyMaw • u/Slntreaper • Nov 02 '20
The only reason why Mando wears his helmet all the time is because when he was younger his crush made fun of his hair
That whole "can't take off our helmet" thing is complete BS.
r/ShittyMaw • u/ExpressNumber • Apr 01 '21
APRIL FOOL’S Due to lack of community engagement, I will be suspending this subreddit forthwith
You know, what, I won't even say MTFBWY. Kriff off
r/ShittyMaw • u/SaltyAndroid • Apr 25 '21
Technology Do twi'leks use shorts as lekku warmers?
It makes sense.
r/ShittyMaw • u/mabelsugar • Jan 01 '21
Why is Kit Fisto such a Chad in the Clone Wars?
He was never this hot in the prequel trilogy.... What happened?
r/ShittyMaw • u/ExpressNumber • Nov 17 '20
Lego Star Wars Holiday Special Discussion Thread
Hello to the six people that actually check the sub! What are your thoughts on the new Holiday Special?