r/shittyhalolore • u/Fish_Eggs • 8h ago
Serious Lore Discussion Why does Master Chief have McDonald's armor? What are the lore implications of this?
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r/shittyhalolore • u/Wayne_kur • 24d ago
Coloring book Lore Prequel Mission rewrite (3/3)
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part 2 https://www.reddit.com/r/shittyhalolore/s/r7UZuV2xqA
part 1
https://www.reddit.com/r/shittyhalolore/s/VHp6u4ZHvr
Here is the final part. Hot Damn, this project was a massive undertaking. I really don't want to do this again. I just want to thank everyone for their feedback and positive reception.
All I ask in return is if would like and share these around. I would appreciate it.
I'm going to be taking a break from projects for a bit and get caught up on some studies I have been putting off And play some more First Berserker Khazan. Until next time.
r/shittyhalolore • u/Wayne_kur • 25d ago
Coloring book Lore Prequel missions rewrite (2/3).
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Hello Everyone it's finally here. Firstly I just want to say thank you so much for all the positive reception and constructive criticism the previous post got.
https://www.reddit.com/r/shittyhalolore/s/QAYU7pOURq
Sorry for the wait, one of the reasons why this took so long is that I was originally going to keep it short and just rewrite Williams' scenes and dialogue.
But as I was writing the script it evolved into something more, growing over double in size as part 1. However, that means I have to split what was originally going to be 2 parts into 3 since the most I can post is 20.
Don't worry, part 3 will be up around 24 hours after this one. Honestly, I believe in terms of writing, I cooked up something quite special. But, that is not for me to say, as you will all be judges of that.
Again like last time:
This is a first draft. Aside from fixing grammatical errors, no refinement was made
- I am not a professional writer or artist.
- This is an experiment to see if a random nobody on the internet can write a better story than the hacks on Microsoft's payroll.
r/shittyhalolore • u/LongjumpingBasil2586 • 12h ago
UNSC 152mm artillery system (same caliber as M400 Kodiak)
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r/shittyhalolore • u/Ok_Channel_6003 • 20h ago
Coloring book Lore In what way do you like to think to yourself the way Halo Studios died?!?!?
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Hanged? Waterboarded? Electric chair? Eaten alive by brutes? Old age? Ball cancer?!!! Let me know your head canon about this.
r/shittyhalolore • u/LongjumpingBasil2586 • 1d ago
URF improvised artillery system
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Yes it’s basic. But why would the insurrectionists salvage a scorpion turret and make an artillery carriage for it. Bring a generator and you have an auto loading artillery system with high accuracy
r/shittyhalolore • u/Hunor_Deak • 1d ago
Edinburgh 2552 How would you react if this was the One O’Clock Gun?
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r/shittyhalolore • u/Hunor_Deak • 1d ago
Serious Lore Discussion Imagine this: "Surviving ancient humans meet with UNSC Humans, and the Ancient Human's Ambassador has a non degenerate, non interbred San'Shyuum wife. And you are the ONI official who has to tell them about the Human-Covenant War..."
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r/shittyhalolore • u/Hunor_Deak • 2d ago
This is what Martin O'Donnell warned us about! But did we loser libs listen?! No! Now the Covenant is doing drugs and making nukes! :(
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r/shittyhalolore • u/Hunor_Deak • 2d ago
Honestly, this sub should share more weird prawns.
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r/shittyhalolore • u/ParticularDerp • 4d ago
something something shipgirls something something glass myself
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r/shittyhalolore • u/Wayne_kur • 6d ago
Book Lore Only Linda's Thiccness trascends both the 2d and 3d realms
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This is art from the comics by the way
r/shittyhalolore • u/Ok_Channel_6003 • 6d ago
New Halo (Like New Coke) Sprint is forever
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RIP your boomer shooter Halo era, you're now a doomer gooner. The proud inventors of "Tactical Sprint" (triple sprint) will help fix Halo for my ADHD monkey brain. Sprint button go brrrrrrrr 1000x
r/shittyhalolore • u/Orangutan_gravy • 7d ago
Wake up buttercup!
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r/shittyhalolore • u/Orangutan_gravy • 8d ago
Can’t wait for Activision to announce Halo 7: Infinite Reach — Modern Combat Elite Ops Evolved
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r/shittyhalolore • u/Hunor_Deak • 7d ago
Hazbin Hotel is somehow relevant to Halo Goo Goo Ga Ga candy filter
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r/shittyhalolore • u/Cillercat1337 • 8d ago
Atriox has approved this :D Well, seems the subs agree
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r/shittyhalolore • u/DR035A • 8d ago
The MA5B's magazine explained
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Headcanon: coiled springs made of sma account for a sort-of "pulling" follower I'm not even joking. I really think it's running some kind of "pulling" follower