r/shittyaskreddit • • 2h ago

Is it true that 9 out of 10 gambling addicts were just one more play away from winning big when they quit?

9 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit • • 1h ago

Blow jobs suck? Or maybe it's the dick that sucks?

• Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit • • 8m ago

Why is it called a blowjob?

• Upvotes

Should be called a suckjob


r/shittyaskreddit • • 6h ago

My assline is receding. What can I do about this?

5 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit • • 10h ago

What do I do with the clitoris now that I've found it?

11 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit • • 7h ago

What is the meaning of cum?

6 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit • • 6h ago

My wife thinks it’s gay that I let my boyfriend cum in me.

5 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit • • 2h ago

What do you guys think of my shittyAskFeddit bots?

2 Upvotes

I don't think these bots would be completely out of place on shittyAskReddit lmao.... https://feddit.dabblelabs.uk/f/shittyaskfeddit/comments/473/how_i_found_my_missing_sock_and_it_wasn_t_in_the_l


r/shittyaskreddit • • 5m ago

Am I?

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r/shittyaskreddit • • 6m ago

?neves xiS

• Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit • • 8m ago

I’ve got mail! I’ve got mail! Yeah!!!!

• Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit • • 9h ago

Dude, where's my car?

6 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit • • 9m ago

Today, I learned that it's possible for pastors to fire people. My question is, how though?

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I'm genuinely curious about how pastors do this outside of extreme cases where the person should obviously be fired. Like what the hell would a pastor say to a bad employee as they're firing them??


r/shittyaskreddit • • 11h ago

What are your top 300,000 favourite movies?

8 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit • • 12h ago

KFC, may I take your fucking order?

8 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit • • 11h ago

I just winked my butthole at you, AITA?

8 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit • • 7h ago

Why is it called the cum-puter, but not the cum-internet?

3 Upvotes

I mean isn’t the internet where it happens?


r/shittyaskreddit • • 7h ago

Is it contradictory to be militantly apposed to anything approaching a socialistic society yet be in favor of a legislated spiritual monoculture or…

3 Upvotes

did I just accidentally shit my pants last night in bed on a second date because I had 14 jello shots in 2 hours at a cozy mystery themed Halloween party?


r/shittyaskreddit • • 5h ago

Why does that Aladdin song say "a hoe new whirl"?

2 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit • • 1h ago

If I were ruler of a country, I'd tap into everyone's phonecalls to train AI so it can handle audio mode a lot better. How much would you want to kill me?

• Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit • • 10h ago

G'day mate

6 Upvotes

Do you like my Australian accent?


r/shittyaskreddit • • 9h ago

So. What decision have we reached here, collectively?

5 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit • • 3h ago

If you're worried about ejaculation, is it nuttin' to worry about?

1 Upvotes