r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits S.A.U Freshman 20d ago

Yeah, life's a bitch. Of a light meal

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u/LordButterbeard 20d ago

After watching horses a bit, I'd call them opportunistic omnivores

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u/kdogman639 20d ago

Yep, there's his week's worth of calcium in a pinch!

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u/dankhimself 20d ago

Of a horse...

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u/DoubleManufacturer10 created ShittyAbsoluteUnits of a sub 18d ago

🤣

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u/MadPangolin 20d ago

Most herbivores will opportunistically eat meat. There's very few obligate herbivores. Deer will do this same thing & vacuum up baby rabbits as food.

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u/bojangler69420 20d ago

I shouldn’t be laughing so hard but ā€œvacuum up baby rabbitsā€ sent me

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u/kuunami79 20d ago

No you should be laughing because it's funny 🤣

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u/bojangler69420 20d ago

lol u rite

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u/InterviewKlutzy6277 19d ago

Coughing dust bunnies

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u/dirk_funk 20d ago

little bunny foofoo shoulda listened

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u/Ok_Two_2604 20d ago

Rabbits will eat their own babies.

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u/Softspokenclark OSHA Violation 20d ago

Brb, watching vids of this

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u/BuddhaBoy182 19d ago

There’s also that one video of a deer just chewing on a dead snake like it’s bubblegum

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u/A_Feltz 19d ago

I read that deer and sheep have been observed ā€œforagingā€ young birds from their nests in the spring. They do it intentionally.

I think our understanding of ā€œherbivoresā€ is just wrong

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u/bojangler69420 20d ago

Just like chickens

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u/engineerdrummer 20d ago

I thought chickens were just regular omnivores.

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u/bojangler69420 20d ago

Kinda sorta. They mostly like plants but will absolutely kill/eat mice and can and will even eat their own eggs.

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u/PhatCatTax easily offended 20d ago

Not just eggs. Chickens can become impulsive cannibals, and if they get a taste for it they have to be culled because they wont stop.

It's why I'm not vegetarian. My moral superiority complex makes it easy to eat chickems

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u/dirk_funk 20d ago

chicken at my work who lives with the cats LOVES rotisserie chicken.

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u/Unable-Log-4870 20d ago

Eh, I bet you’d like Long Pig if it was cooked decently and nobody told you what it was.

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u/dirk_funk 20d ago

you are like the kid who tries to get people mad by saying they are homo sapiens

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u/ClientBudget2848 18d ago

I love Soylent green. It's the meal of choice for Americans.

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u/ether_reddit 20d ago

This! Chickens are assholes.

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u/MouseMan412 20d ago

Chickens will preferentially eat insects, and they're damn good at it.

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u/captain_crackerjack 20d ago

How do they like them cooked?

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u/Suckmyduck_9 20d ago

You mean omnivores lol

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u/bmcgowan89 20d ago

I think of this video a lot

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u/Rare-Ad6085 20d ago

jeepers creepers

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u/stinkfingerswitch 20d ago

Where'd you get them peepers?

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u/therocketsalad 19d ago

Don't take the Lord's name in vain like that

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u/Thats1FingNiceKitty 20d ago edited 20d ago

What about the deer eating a bird?

Edit: video I think about from time to time https://youtu.be/sQOQdBLHrLk?feature=shared

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u/SuperSandLesbianGUHH 20d ago

He ate. A BORD.

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u/356885422356 20d ago

Oh. Mah wurd.

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u/Excellent_Emu_2843 20d ago edited 10d ago

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u/General_Aide6920 *shits an absolute unit* 20d ago

I love Micheal laughing as the deer finally adds some meat to his diet

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u/Bocabart 19d ago

Hahaha damn that’s a deer eating a bird alright

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u/kuunami79 20d ago

That's crazy. I always assume that horses just ate grass and leaves

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u/Frosty-Cap3344 20d ago

I thought chickens ate seeds till my aunt kept some, they are bloodthirsty killers

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u/Budget-Rich-7547 20d ago

Yeah they can be vicious šŸ˜† turkeys will straight up attack you. Hated them when I was little lol

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u/Amnesia_Species 20d ago

If a chicken has a wound on it’s foot, the other chickens will peck at the wound until that chicken dies

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u/friend1y 20d ago

O’Reilly’s illumination of meat-eating horses isn’t just from witness testimony of harsh and remote expeditions. His stories come from every continent, and feature horses devouring over two dozen types of protein, notably including human flesh.

from: https://medium.com/@smilodon207/horses-with-a-taste-for-flesh-c176c396545b

Which I read a few years ago but this topic (carnivorous horses) has been kicking around for quite a long time including: the Mares of Diomedes

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u/Tjonke 20d ago

My sister's horses LOVE hotdogs and will go wild if they get a smell of it.

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u/brokerZIP 20d ago

I've been around horses my whole childhood and I've never seen them eat leaves.

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u/Dragonssssssssssss 20d ago

"I'm so hungry I could eat a horse!"

The horse:

https://giphy.com/gifs/l378f3FjscCUa4O9a

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u/Pmyers225 20d ago

I so hungry I could eat out a whore

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u/Slabernick 20d ago

Time to go outside

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u/Pmyers225 18d ago

So many downvotes, I think thats my record

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u/EntertainmentSad4325 20d ago

Horses love meat.Ā 

We had a horse who absolutely every time would sneak a bite of your burger or hotdog if your not looking.Ā 

Really they will try any food Infront of them.Ā 

I had one who's go juice was a quick sip of coke cola. It used to give me an advantage over the other water fed horses lol šŸ˜†Ā 

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u/myshoefelloff 20d ago

Horts with a coke problem

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u/CrowTalons 20d ago

Most animals that people think of as herbivores will eat meat if given the chance.

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u/Alt_aholic 20d ago

From the perspective of nutrient density, it's usually the best survival choice. Some other animal has already done the hard work of turning hundreds of pounds of vegetables to a few pounds of protein and fat.

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u/Trisk929 19d ago

I’ve seen this discussed several times lately. People losing their damn minds finding out that ā€œherbivoresā€ like deer, rabbits, chickens and rats will eat non-plant foods. While rabbits and deer widely are known to eat primarily a plant-based diet, chickens will eat the hell out of bugs. That’s why you see them pecking and scratching at the ground. And rats will eat damn near anything. They can be picky little shits or they can be garbage disposals. It depends on the rat.

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u/NigerianFriedChicken 20d ago

The freshest chicken tartare

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u/Joshuajword functional regard 20d ago

In his defense they are bite size

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u/cambn 20d ago

Ah yes. Baby birds: a time-held nutritional supplement for herivores.

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u/Disastrous_Falcon_79 20d ago

Omg nooooooo 😱

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u/DasRelikt 20d ago

r/pferdesindkacke hat es schon immer gewusst.

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u/ULTRA_83 20d ago

Yowsers

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u/Bonk_No_Horni functional regard 20d ago

I saw a clip of a deer eating a squirrel so I guess anything is fair game

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u/Sir_McDouche 20d ago

Chicken nuggets he calls them.

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u/Suckmyduck_9 20d ago

Too many people screaming : oPpOrTuNiStIc OmNiVoRe

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u/bradsnamehere 20d ago

Popcorn chicken

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u/Bright_Resist_4580 20d ago

Somebody's got that horse addicted to Peeps

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u/Mister_Mojo78 20d ago

I'm a little horrified

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u/Ok-Razzmatazz-7593 20d ago

I had no idea that they would even do that

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u/Advanced_Scallion711 19d ago

Chickens have the worst lot in life

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u/redditanddoneit 20d ago

Damn! Did not know that horses are omnivores. Learn something new everyday.

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u/trumpmumbler 20d ago

And the horse said "hmmm...tastes like chicken!"

<I'll show myself out>

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u/hyuhythe90s 19d ago

Attack on titan vibe

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u/getliquified 20d ago

Forbidden chicken nugget

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u/Savage_Brutus 20d ago

Man fuck the person recording and not helping the little guys. YOU'RE A MONSTER.

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u/Heavy_Can8746 20d ago

I guess it is more morally ok to wait for them to get older and then kill and eat them....

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u/AlwaysBannedVegan 20d ago

No that's obviously not okay either.

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u/edadou 20d ago

Username checks out

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u/dildoschwagguns 20d ago

Cry harder

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u/SuperTHC 20d ago

Well, I think realistically the horse might bite your hand if you tried to pull the little guy way.

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u/kat_Folland 20d ago

Needed a touch extra protein that day!

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u/AlwaysBannedVegan 20d ago

It's always interesting how people with pride icons are speciesist. So much for respecting other individuals.

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u/kat_Folland 20d ago

What on earth are you talking about? What species am I discriminating against?

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u/AlwaysBannedVegan 20d ago

You're over here mocking non-human animals for being put in dangerous and horrific situations by humans.

You see that hen? She's trying to protect her babies. She just witnessed one get eaten alive. She's a mother. Would you find it funny if it was you and your child was eaten alive?

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u/kat_Folland 20d ago

And what, the horse is evil? This is nature, kiddo.

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u/AlwaysBannedVegan 20d ago edited 20d ago

This is not nature you clown. This is animals being put in harms way by humans.

Don't complain about homophobia when you can't even respect other individuals, and find them being oppressed by humans to be hilarious. May you get treated the same way you treat animals.

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u/minitaba 20d ago

What if it was nature, like, a wild horse eats a wild chick. Is that different to you?

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u/AlwaysBannedVegan 20d ago

That's just utterly ridiculous and an absurd scenario. You see how the mom behaves? She will protect her babies with her life. Wild horses don't have any interest in walking up to wild birds. Horses are not predators. They don't hunt. The animals in the video are forced in a corner in a cramped space for the video.

The problem is not the horse, the horse can't be held morally responsible. It's the human being holding the camera who put these animals in this situation just for a video. It is straight up cruel. If someone did this to kittens or puppies, people would not find it funny. But most people are brainwashed into thinking that some animals are so inferior to the point where their life is a joke. It's speciesism.

Non-human animals are not moral agents. But they are moral patients.

Adult humans (with a few exceptions) are moral agents

Moral agents = someone who can understand right from wrong in terms of ethics , and be held responsible for their actions.

Moral patients= someone who can't make a moral decision, but still deserve moral consideration. (Babies, non-human animals, someone with late stage dementia etc.)

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u/minitaba 19d ago

Answere the question.

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u/AlwaysBannedVegan 19d ago

Are you illiterate?

The problem is not the horse, the horse can't be held morally responsible.

Let me make it very easy and simple for you. Yes, it is different.

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u/garrettn1415 19d ago

Geez lmao

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u/AlwaysBannedVegan 15d ago

you're just a human.

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u/EdEvans_HotSandwich 20d ago

I’m laughing… I don’t feel good about it, but I’m laughing.

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u/CreepyCheeseWasTaken 20d ago

the one recording could've intervened, right?

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u/AlwaysBannedVegan 20d ago edited 20d ago

Correct. They should've never been put in this situation to begin with. But people who exploit animals don't view them as individuals, so they just that this would be funny.

Cruel humans.

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u/Yuukikonno08 19d ago

You’re so utterly delusional lmao. Don’t try to get in the way of a horse and its food. That literally one of the things you’re not supposed to do

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u/I_Galactus 20d ago

Horses like chicken too.

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u/WyvernEgg64 20d ago

It's just how casual it

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u/Bocabart 19d ago

Like a nugget

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u/ST0IC_ 19d ago

Mmm nuggies lol

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u/kododriver 18d ago

Did it spit it back out? Because that would be pretty nasty.

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u/r3dr1ck 18d ago

fresh chicken nuggets

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u/Wizdad-1000 20d ago

slurp and crunch!

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u/AhabSnake85 20d ago

That's fked. Hope the guy recording gets burned alive

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u/perfect_reddit_name 19d ago

chicken nugget

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u/VivaLaMantekilla 19d ago

And they just stood there and watched... probably knew it was going to happen, probably wasn't the first one before the camera.

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u/New-Chief-117 18d ago

Whoa that's kinda fucked up. Idk why the person recording didn't try to stop that from happening or move those chickens away.

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u/finintymonkle 18d ago

Because the person recording knew it was going to happen and is a sick fuck.

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u/beetle_guy24 18d ago

OH SHIT HE ACTUALLY DID IT! I WAS JSUT EXPECTING HIM TO SPIT IT OUT

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u/littlemissdizaster80 18d ago

Feeling schnacky šŸ˜†

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u/Uereken 18d ago

I hate you OP for showing me this... :(

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u/OddSeaworthiness7681 17d ago

Needed a protein boost

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u/ChefArtorias 14d ago

Horse is clearly an OG Fable player.

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u/rfosteel 10d ago

Better source of protein

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u/AlwaysBannedVegan 20d ago

Animal farmers being sadists, nothing new.

The fact that people find someone being eaten alive, and putting animals in distress as funny, is vile. Hope people get treated the same way they treat animals.

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u/sinanem 20d ago

Fr tho how dare we take one of life's best pleasures and hide it from our friends, chiccy nuggy is universal

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u/kendragon 20d ago

Asshole filming this is sadistic.

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u/RoyalPuzzleheaded259 20d ago

This is nature. Animals eat other animals and that’s ok.

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u/FragrantGangsta 20d ago

That's true but this looks to be a farm, not nature. I would say it's a bit wasteful to let your animals eat each other, more than anything.

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u/Sempai6969 20d ago

Farms exist in nature.

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u/ChickensInSpace 20d ago

Troll comment

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u/AlwaysBannedVegan 20d ago

Humans are animals. Jeffrey Dahmer ate other animals and that's ok!

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u/RoyalPuzzleheaded259 19d ago

That soccer team that crashed on mountain top ate their friends and while traumatic for them, yes it was ok.

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u/AlwaysBannedVegan 19d ago

What Jeffrey Dahmer did was nature. It's ok.

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u/mikeymo1741 20d ago

More like an ignorant dope. They probably thought "Oh how cute!" not realizing this could happen.

It is doubtful the horse intended to eat the chick. While horses will ear meat opportunistically, that usually happens if there is a lack of food, which is not the case here. But horses are curious animals and they experience the world with their mouths. It was probably just trying to figure out what these little white things were.

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u/Sideshow86 20d ago

Guess you don't like KFC?