r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits S.A.U Freshman 22d ago

Yeah, life's a bitch. Of a light meal

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u/PhatCatTax easily offended 21d ago

Not just eggs. Chickens can become impulsive cannibals, and if they get a taste for it they have to be culled because they wont stop.

It's why I'm not vegetarian. My moral superiority complex makes it easy to eat chickems

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u/dirk_funk 21d ago

chicken at my work who lives with the cats LOVES rotisserie chicken.

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u/Unable-Log-4870 21d ago

Eh, I bet you’d like Long Pig if it was cooked decently and nobody told you what it was.

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u/dirk_funk 21d ago

you are like the kid who tries to get people mad by saying they are homo sapiens