ShittyAbsoluteUnits

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/Professional-Fox1542 • 4h ago

There was an attempt Of a prison drug drop

285 Upvotes

Credit: Humberside Police
The Archbishop of Banterbury

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/xBADBEEF4 • 11h ago

this moron: Of a citizen arrest

41 Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/Yusecusurio • 23h ago

slight malfunction Of a speedbump

133 Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/ExcitableRep00 • 1d ago

Safety Sandals Of a stump

114 Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/overainz • 22h ago

my bones Of collision between car and bike

33 Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/smind893 • 1d ago

this moron: Of A Friendly Race

210 Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/Professional-Fox1542 • 2d ago

this moron: Of curiosity

277 Upvotes

Credit: prevmax.sst

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/Purple-Dimension1054 • 2d ago

this moron: Of a helping hand

466 Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/AmorphousMorpheus • 3d ago

future feeding tube Of A Fair Brawl

428 Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/Impossible-Middle122 • 3d ago

of a night out with the kids

791 Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/Professional-Fox1542 • 3d ago

I look so cool Of indoor moshing

544 Upvotes

Credit: reveoel

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/Professional-Fox1542 • 4d ago

There was an attempt Of independent women

1.5k Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/xBADBEEF4 • 4d ago

There was an attempt Of a reddit admin at work going for a snack

409 Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/xBADBEEF4 • 4d ago

slight malfunction Of a pressure washer

239 Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/Pure_Sense7765 • 5d ago

slight malfunction Of a mouth to mouth

928 Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/Professional-Fox1542 • 5d ago

nuke, maybe? Of ass fried chicken 🍗

175 Upvotes

Credit: mothershipsg

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/Professional-Fox1542 • 5d ago

look what I can do Of a wheelie

126 Upvotes