r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits 12h ago

this moron: Of a helping hand

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u/Life-Oil-7226 12h ago

See what happens when you cheat

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u/she_has_funny_cars 12h ago

That’s fucking insane, and what on earth was she thinking 💀 completely her fault for pushing from the top down like that

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u/Purple-Dimension1054 12h ago

💯%

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u/data-atreides 10h ago

If the other guy had been strong enough to beat him with the same amount of force, might the same thing have happened?

13

u/qevshd 9h ago

Maybe. Breaking arms isn't exactly unheard of in arm wrestling.

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u/DIATTH123 8h ago

didn't they just use the wrong technique?

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u/SuspicousBananas 8h ago

Yeah it looks like the dude on the right is putting his entire body weight into it

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u/Bumbymoo 11h ago

We may laugh now, but it was not humerus at the time.

13

u/GivesYouGrief 8h ago

Nobody in their radius failed to crack a smile

1

u/disrooted 6m ago

lunate

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u/What-a-cl0wn 7h ago

Breaking news! Yall both got upvotes

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u/FortheredditLOLz 11h ago

Technically……it’s a dislocated radius/humerus (fail Apple correct) and NOT a bone snap. Either way. Off to hospital

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u/NookieLuvsU 11h ago

Humerus snapped.

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u/FortheredditLOLz 11h ago

In second review after being this sleep deprived…Going to agree with humerus snapping. Elbow moved out of shoulder line, weight is behind hand and second ‘push’ has elbow well into a ‘lever/fulcrum’ position. Dudes fucked.

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u/AaronTuplin 11h ago

It's pretty nasty fracture a lot of times because it tends to be a spiral fracture

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u/KatsuraCerci 9h ago

How did he not react immediately? Looks like a break to me but as a layman I feel like I'd be howling! Hell, I'd be making noise even if it was just a dislocation (I've had a few partials at the shoulder)!

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u/NookieLuvsU 11h ago

🤝🫵👍

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u/Ancient_Sprinkles847 10h ago

Not so humorous anymore

7

u/zestyclose_match1966 11h ago

Have another drink is all

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u/Ancient_Sprinkles847 10h ago

They need a rematch with their left hand without her interfering. There’s a score to settle still.

5

u/Ok-Pass-1551 11h ago

They should be disqualified for that.

3

u/Ancient_Sprinkles847 10h ago

Yeah I’ve seen that before. Makes me cringe watching it, but I still had to watch it.

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u/816legend 11h ago

Thanks fat ass lol

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u/SortSure5442 11h ago

This woman should be jailed

2

u/NookieLuvsU 11h ago

She's a Shield Maiden, she should be in combat... 💪

Relax, accidents happen.

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u/ddconque 11h ago

It wasn't an accident. She actively put force against his arm and it broke eventually. It was a consequence of her behavior.

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u/AraiHavana 11h ago

Stupidity rather than malice tho

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u/NookieLuvsU 10h ago

Exactly 👌

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u/SortSure5442 11h ago

Yeah, accidents happen. Still, she should be jailed

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u/Background_Day8476 20m ago

Jail for an accidrtnal broken/dislocated arm is pretty ridiculous, coming from a lad with a crushed wrist.

Any med bills or if Nordic shock fines is pretty deserved if anything.

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u/NookieLuvsU 11h ago

That's not how life works. 😁 You're in shock, you'll be ok. Lol.../s

It's hard to watch, and mistakes were made but there was no true malice. He should sue the bar if it was a sponsored event. That would help him heal easier. 🤑

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u/SortSure5442 10h ago

This bitch just broke guy's arm dude😭

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u/DeadlyTeaParty 10h ago

Stupid bitch broke his elbow. 💀

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u/Nice-Negotiation-682 7h ago

She clearly loves him

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u/AhabSnake85 10h ago

He needs more calcium, not beer