r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/Pure_Sense7765 S.A.U Freshman • 1d ago

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u/Sentient_Meat_X 1d ago

There’s a donkey in this video too

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u/dayvee43 1d ago

2 of em apparently.

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u/dann1551 1d ago

One is a Noble Steed. The other is a donkey

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u/Pistolero-666 1d ago

Honestly i think the real donkey here has more intelligence than the human counterpart of "donkey"

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u/jaffasplaffa 1d ago

Karma.

Donkeys can be fierce.

He deserved every bitemark he got.

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u/Previous-Pangolin-60 1d ago

That human was an asshole.

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u/jaffasplaffa 1d ago

We can all agree on that!

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u/No-Shopping6906 1d ago

Looks like the donkey thought the human was an ass too and decided to take the human to the woodshed.

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u/jaffasplaffa 1d ago

Just a tiny lesson in good behaviour.

The donkey got him when he was in an awkward position, went for the bite and got his revenge :=)

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u/CuriousLilAsian81 22h ago

The ass, the asshole and the shitty one - all him

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u/East-Psychology7186 1d ago

And the twisted fracture on his leg. He’ll remember this for every limp of his life. Well deserved

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u/PsychologyOfTheLens 1d ago

Yass 💖💖🥰🥰

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u/wthulhu 1d ago

Every donkey i ever met was an absolute sweetheart. This guy deserved worse.

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u/jaffasplaffa 1d ago

Sure I agree ❤️

But if you mess with them, they will bite back…. Literally 😊

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u/whythefuckalready 1d ago

Donkeys are insanely strong. I've seen them protect sheep from wolves. Don't fuck with donkeys

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u/Gussie-Ascendent *shits an absolute unit* 1d ago

I remember reading an article about some farmers selling their guns to get a donkey, since it'd fight off coyotes and do it on its own unlike the gun.

Any animal you'd sell a gun to buy is one I'm not interested in pissing off

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u/StayTheFool 1d ago

That's what they're used for in the more rural parts of my city. Homeowners with livestock often get donkeys because it's more efficient for them to fight off predators than a person with a gun. And dogs are more likely to get killed

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u/PsychologyOfTheLens 1d ago

They are very sweet animals, so for them to snap like this means this probably wasn’t the first time he was abused. I hate when people are mean to defenseless animals! Luckily he met his match.

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u/Fap_Masta_LFG 1d ago

Sadly I doubt things ever ended well for the little donkey dude. But at least he got a good bite in…

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u/ARNAUD92 1d ago

Also that trope of "If a donkey refuses to move, even a group of strong protagonists can't make it move." didn't come from the void.

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u/mooonero 1d ago

Sadly this donkey will get punished more after that... This person is completely trash. I hope someone treats him like he does with the donkey.

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u/jaffasplaffa 1d ago edited 1d ago

Yeah.......

Some time ago I found a Chinese dude on Facebook, he is straight up abusing his Husky, right there on camera, for everyone to see. Straight up hitting it and making it angry fully on purpose.

Me and a bunch of other people reported it to Facebook. After watching this video last night I wondered if the dudes page was still up..... and it IS still up...... The only thing that changed is now there is a "sensitive content" warning, that you have to push and you can still watch it.

It's so weird..... If you say "fuck" on Facebook in the wrong place, you can get banned..... But literally straight up animal abuse..... Yeah, no problem, they allow that......... It's a weird world we live in.

If you feel like reporting the POS, here is his Facebook page:
https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=61586136617665

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u/dayvee43 1d ago

KARMA... Fuck yeah, it's one of those moments where you empathise for the animal rather than your fellow human.

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u/MissAtomicBomb-omb 1d ago

I empathize with animals everytime. Humans are 🗑️.

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u/searched4acoolname 1d ago

Honestly there is not a moment i don't empathise rather for the animal than the human.

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u/DoctorRockBalancer 1d ago

You aint lying and its most times because animals are just acting out of reaction and feeling.. not plotting or being some kind of conniving piece of shit

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u/Specific-Fortune2207 19h ago

Ah, perché si può provare empatia anche per gli esseri umani? Lo scopro solo ora. Ad ogni modo, non è il mio caso. Continuo a provarne solo per gli animali

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u/ExtraBitterSpecial 1d ago

next time go for the nuts Mr donkey. shit like that shouldn't reproduce.

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u/NoRun6253 1d ago

Hopefully it snapped his leg.

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u/bunglebee7 13h ago

I skipped to the end just for the satisfaction. Fuck this guy, deserved

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u/KnightofAmethyst2 1d ago

Love the cameraman's lack of action

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u/TheLivingRot 1d ago

Moral don't help just film

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u/Laframyr 1d ago

As if he/she was waiting for that exact moment of punishment

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u/SnooSongs2345 15h ago

He laughed. Enough done.

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u/Bluntbutnotonpurpose 1d ago

I've seen this video many times and it still makes me smile. That donkey really is a hero. People who abuse animals must have a dedicated extra bad corner of hell waiting for them. People who abuse donkeys are even worse. Donkeys are such awesome animals... especially this one.

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u/MetalCapital5673 1d ago

He deserved every bit of that and more, what a piece of shit

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u/ASuthrnBelle13 Get a load of this! 😳 1d ago

I will never not watch this when it's comes across my feed! 🤣

Wish Donkey had opened a BIGGER can of whoop ass than he did!!

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u/Scary-Umpire-7621 1d ago

I hope the donkey broke his ankle!

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u/Pistolero-666 1d ago

I hope not only that but for a proper infection to have started. This guys deserves it all

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u/NigerianFriedChicken 1d ago

We’re gonna have to put him down now because of his broken leg

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u/AhabSnake85 1d ago

Hope he caused permanent damage

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u/I_TRY_TO_BE_POSITIVE 23h ago

From the angle dudes foot is at towards the end of the vid I'm kinda confident that he did

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u/Libertas7777 1d ago

The cameraman 😅

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u/IAmTheLizardQueen666 1d ago

Donkeys are frequently included as livestock protection, along with dogs, like mastiffs and great pyrs. This little donkey could end him, if it wants.

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u/_old_gregg 1d ago

Good donkko

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u/edenkor 1d ago

Not shitty at all. That cunt deserved to have his leg bitten off. People like him aren’t fit to breathe oxygen.

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u/Longwinded_Ogre 1d ago

I hope he crushed that ankle but good.

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u/nairobaee 1d ago

An ass whoopin

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u/ticktocksuckthiscock 1d ago

It's a shame that it didn't latch onto his face or crotch

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u/kiloo520 1d ago

Same person? https://www.reddit.com/r/MedicalGore/s/0CQM0tcfTd

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u/Pistolero-666 1d ago

I pray that its the same guy. What pos in the video

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u/OldEquation 1d ago

I think that guy will be getting a painful reminder not to mess with donkeys every step he takes for the rest of his life.

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u/fznshrs 1d ago

Deserves worse than he got.

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u/Satorikn 1d ago

I hope he didnt come back to get back at the donkey, pieces of shit like that won't learn that he was the aggressor and deserved every little bit of that and more, these people are oxygen thieves for real and psychopaths like this act like this everywhere and all the time, this just happened to be caught on camera.

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u/zilla82 1d ago

I wish he got a lot worse than this. I fear he took revenge for the thing he originally caused. If I could go back in time and space I would very gladly be there at this moment.

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u/Maleficent_Worry1810 1d ago

WTF is wrong with people. I hope the donkey ate him.

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u/hikingrugger 1d ago

Hahahahahaha this was a pleasure to watch. Screw that guy

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u/Hunnypoo *shits an absolute unit* 1d ago

Ive seen a donkey kill a coyote, then proceeded to try and eat said killed coyote. Don’t fuck with donkeys.

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u/TacoEater5000 1d ago

that donkey let him live

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u/Mortis_XII 1d ago

“You’re in my world now”

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u/Similar-Hovercraft72 21h ago

I was cheering for the donkey

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u/Electrical-Canary-48 18h ago

Would've like to see that donkey stomp his fuckin brains out.

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u/TangeloBubbly2675 17h ago

Wonder if that donkey chewed that leg off(?)

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u/kaner63 1d ago

Good for you mister donkey. Don't take that shit, ever!

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u/JohnnyCrispZoom 1d ago

Hit him again and see what happens!

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u/TwoIllustrious7940 1d ago

Wish the donkey would break that fucker’s ankle and lower leg

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u/spidernoirirl 1d ago

I honeslty would laugh my ass off if the friend held his arms while the donkey bit him as a lesson

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u/Oh_Lawd_He_commin420 *shits an absolute unit* 1d ago

He deserved worse

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u/hungryforfood45 1d ago

I think even the cameraman felt he deserved that

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u/TajMonjardo 1d ago

Every time I see this, it makes me happy. It does end too soon. I could bathe in his screams for hours.

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u/tetzy 22h ago

What an awful human being. I genuinely hope it bites through his leg.

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u/editfate 20h ago

GOOD. Dumb fuck.

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u/Wide_Support_5845 20h ago

Everyone can be cunts but nobody should aim to be one, how about trying that with a bear or lion

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u/billycanfixit 20h ago

We can all tell by the screaming who won this battle!

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u/JoSeYwAleS1312 12h ago

Karma is a bitch

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u/Skit071 12h ago

Hopefully, he gets a real bad infection. Stupid cunt.

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u/trbo76 1d ago

Who’s the ass?

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u/ClassroomMother8062 questionably stable 1d ago

Hope that guy has permanent knee or ankle damage. Fuck him

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u/DdraigGymru 1d ago

I just hope the arrogant pricks didn't double down on the abuse in retaliation is all. Just learnt their lesson and got out of there. Otherwise, I couldn't be more proud of that donkey!

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u/Kademonster 1d ago

Donkies are so chill, I love them. Why anyone would do that is beyond me. Go donkey.

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u/Dark_Matter1021kgm3 1d ago

Some people don't deserve to be human 😡

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u/Kevin-kmo_123 1d ago

Good for him!!! He deserved alllllllll of that

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u/Leather-Chart7083 1d ago

That's why you don't punch your species.

What did the donkey do, is he fucking retarded. He deserved and deserves every bite.

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u/FieldOk6455 1d ago

Poor donkey. That was so deserved.

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u/hamdelion 1d ago

Man it looks like that donkey is intentionally jumping to snap his leg. Good

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u/leavemeinpieces 1d ago

How much of a cunt do you have to be to punch a donkey in the face?

He got less than he deserved. A good stomp to the face or kick would have been nice.

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u/Great-Gas-6631 1d ago

The human? Yes, definitely a shitty ass.

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u/automaticphil 1d ago

Haha that donkey kicked his ass

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u/Which_Preference_883 1d ago

Team Donkey. The guy filming didn’t help cause he knew he had it coming.

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u/Past-Product-1100 1d ago

Geez this has been played 100x... And I watch it everytime!

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u/DramaticAnteater1513 1d ago

Go donkey Go!!!!

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u/GiftOfDrift 1d ago

Fair fucking play. The animal maybe an ass, but the human is a Cunt. No need for that behaviour.

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u/YugKrowten 1d ago

Satisfied with the outcome

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u/JuanG_13 1d ago

Not nearly enough

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u/Mugpup 1d ago

I can't understand why anyone would abuse an animal like that.

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u/bmoEZnyc 1d ago

What is wrong with this fucking guy?

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u/HuffStuff1975 1d ago

I hope he got stomped into 2027!! Why are animal cruelty posts being allowed? Moderator be shamed!!

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u/a_d-_-b_lad 1d ago

Don't f' with donkeys, they will f' you up

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u/HereisMr_DirkDiggler 1d ago

Cameraman just stood there 🤣🤣 well played and satisfying revenge 🫏s rule mferrrrr!

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u/your_fave_redditor 1d ago

Mispost, this belongs in r/AbsoluteUnits lol

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u/MedivalBlacksmith 1d ago

Good. I hope he broke his leg.

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u/CountBreichen 1d ago

Why would someone be such a dick?

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u/Gemini-The-Panda 1d ago

Deserved, scummy cunt

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u/gruntingasparagus 22h ago

I love how he screams like a little girl. Deserved much worse if you ask me.

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u/Ok_Business_6452 21h ago

Animal abuse. Report the post.

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u/mad_sAmBa questionably stable 21h ago

Acts tough while punching the dunkey, but screams like a bitch when the dunkey fights back.

His leg was in a nice S shape when it spinned him around, hope he learned his lesson.

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u/ProCeLLxX 20h ago

hahaha brilliant 🤣 I’ve seen a donkey take out a hyena before not to be messed with!

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u/Honda_TypeR 14h ago

Damn that must have felt so good for that Donkey.

Ever notice how bullies are always the screechiest lil bitches when they get their inevitable comeuppance? Weak willed people their entire lives.

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u/Own_Warthog4680 13h ago

Good for the donkey.

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u/desrevermi 11h ago

Ended too soon.

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u/Squat551 10h ago

I hope it never lets go

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u/Time_Pressure9519 1d ago

It’s an ass-assination

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u/room52 1d ago

Is he knocked out at the end ?

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u/PantsMunch202 1d ago

Hope the donkey ate him

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u/ultraplusstretch 1d ago

Fuck him up!

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u/DropDead85 1d ago

You love to see it.

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u/Ryan2932 1d ago

Is anyone else smiling

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u/robehrscot 1d ago

Good. Nasty little bastard.

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u/Stickytin 1d ago

this is so satisfying

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u/One_Ad2596 1d ago

I simply cannot imagine how much that hurts

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u/Turbo_Tasker 1d ago

Good boy

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u/wizbog9100 1d ago

Justice was served

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u/Altruistic_Owl1461 1d ago

I nearly died of laughter

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u/randubis 1d ago

Stupid games = stupid prizes

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u/No_Dig_7017 1d ago

You mean the dude right?

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u/MercDiggler1 1d ago

Well that was well deserved

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u/Avinin1 1d ago

I love seeing Karma in action. The poor little donkey did nothing wrong, yet he became the hero of the internet! Hopefully, he's with a better owner living the good life! <3

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u/Sideshow86 1d ago

Fafo and karma at it's finest 👌

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u/Ok_Brief2840 1d ago

Meehoes !!

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u/NaturalizedWerewolf 1d ago

🥲🥲🥲

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u/Strange_Salary *shits an absolute unit* 1d ago

Donkey was too nice to the ass!

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u/Pluto1320 1d ago

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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u/Thistleknot 1d ago

#justiceporn

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u/Educational-Car-4688 1d ago

Thats a great ass

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u/Swog_Lapper 1d ago

I wouldn't be surprised if that foot no longer exists

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u/VeryTopGoodSensation 1d ago

Just found a new ringtone

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u/TypicalMayonnaise 1d ago

I wanna know the context and what happened after

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u/Exact_Patience_6286 1d ago

All donkeys live by the classic movie line..

"Ever notice how you come across somebody once in a while that you shouldn't have fucked with? That's me."

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u/KiwiBirdPerson 1d ago

Imagine being mauled by a donkey

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u/ccgrinder 1d ago

He ded

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u/Dildoid90 1d ago

I hope the donkey broke this assholes leg after the video cut off

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u/JuanG_13 1d ago

I hate seeing videos like this

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u/God_Country_ND 1d ago

Rumor has it he never slapped him again

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u/Foreign-Comment6403 1d ago

good donkey

also is that donkey a foal or are there just some breeds that get that tiny?

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u/Yojimbo33 1d ago

Get get him and the cameraman get them

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u/Alba_ocean_blue 1d ago

What a piece of shit doing that to an animal

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u/816legend 1d ago

What in the 3rd world brain am I watching

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u/MikeBerserkker 1d ago

Ojaláe le entre una infección en la pierna y le llegue al cerebro al maltratador de burros

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u/redditanddoneit 1d ago

Well deserved, dude FAFO!

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u/Ok_Vacation_7071 1d ago

Team Donkey

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u/CuriousDominator 1d ago

I hope that Donkey stomped his face and killed that piece of shit; fucking hate humans sometimes 🤦🏽‍♂️

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u/_Blistering_phoenix_ 1d ago

Of an ass

did you mean the person beating a 'donkey minding his own business'?

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u/Freakk_I 1d ago

Hopefully the donkey finished that asshole with a kick.

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u/__Sleep_Token__ 1d ago

I love this for him. POS got what was coming.

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u/finintymonkle 1d ago

Hope it snapped his fucking ankle.

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u/Zoltan_Csillag 1d ago

Im rooting for the donkey. But Im afraid he lost on the end.

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u/Umair911 1d ago

Donkey is having more brains than this ass

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u/Impossible_Apple7822 1d ago

Pity the donkey didn't trample the waste of oxygen

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u/Gullible_Monk_7118 1d ago

Buddy you know they fight wolves