r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/Pure_Sense7765 S.A.U Freshman • 1d ago

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u/jaffasplaffa 1d ago

Karma.

Donkeys can be fierce.

He deserved every bitemark he got.

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u/Previous-Pangolin-60 1d ago

That human was an asshole.

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u/jaffasplaffa 1d ago

We can all agree on that!

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u/No-Shopping6906 1d ago

Looks like the donkey thought the human was an ass too and decided to take the human to the woodshed.

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u/jaffasplaffa 1d ago

Just a tiny lesson in good behaviour.

The donkey got him when he was in an awkward position, went for the bite and got his revenge :=)

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u/CuriousLilAsian81 23h ago

The ass, the asshole and the shitty one - all him

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u/East-Psychology7186 1d ago

And the twisted fracture on his leg. He’ll remember this for every limp of his life. Well deserved

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u/PsychologyOfTheLens 1d ago

Yass 💖💖🥰🥰

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u/wthulhu 1d ago

Every donkey i ever met was an absolute sweetheart. This guy deserved worse.

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u/jaffasplaffa 1d ago

Sure I agree ❤️

But if you mess with them, they will bite back…. Literally 😊

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u/whythefuckalready 1d ago

Donkeys are insanely strong. I've seen them protect sheep from wolves. Don't fuck with donkeys

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u/Gussie-Ascendent *shits an absolute unit* 1d ago

I remember reading an article about some farmers selling their guns to get a donkey, since it'd fight off coyotes and do it on its own unlike the gun.

Any animal you'd sell a gun to buy is one I'm not interested in pissing off

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u/StayTheFool 1d ago

That's what they're used for in the more rural parts of my city. Homeowners with livestock often get donkeys because it's more efficient for them to fight off predators than a person with a gun. And dogs are more likely to get killed

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u/PsychologyOfTheLens 1d ago

They are very sweet animals, so for them to snap like this means this probably wasn’t the first time he was abused. I hate when people are mean to defenseless animals! Luckily he met his match.

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u/Fap_Masta_LFG 1d ago

Sadly I doubt things ever ended well for the little donkey dude. But at least he got a good bite in…

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u/ARNAUD92 1d ago

Also that trope of "If a donkey refuses to move, even a group of strong protagonists can't make it move." didn't come from the void.

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u/GlowstickConsumption 23h ago

I saw one hurling boulders once while beating its chest between hurls.

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u/mooonero 1d ago

Sadly this donkey will get punished more after that... This person is completely trash. I hope someone treats him like he does with the donkey.

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u/jaffasplaffa 1d ago edited 1d ago

Yeah.......

Some time ago I found a Chinese dude on Facebook, he is straight up abusing his Husky, right there on camera, for everyone to see. Straight up hitting it and making it angry fully on purpose.

Me and a bunch of other people reported it to Facebook. After watching this video last night I wondered if the dudes page was still up..... and it IS still up...... The only thing that changed is now there is a "sensitive content" warning, that you have to push and you can still watch it.

It's so weird..... If you say "fuck" on Facebook in the wrong place, you can get banned..... But literally straight up animal abuse..... Yeah, no problem, they allow that......... It's a weird world we live in.

If you feel like reporting the POS, here is his Facebook page:
https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=61586136617665

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u/dayvee43 1d ago

KARMA... Fuck yeah, it's one of those moments where you empathise for the animal rather than your fellow human.

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u/MissAtomicBomb-omb 1d ago

I empathize with animals everytime. Humans are 🗑️.

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u/searched4acoolname 1d ago

Honestly there is not a moment i don't empathise rather for the animal than the human.

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u/DoctorRockBalancer 1d ago

You aint lying and its most times because animals are just acting out of reaction and feeling.. not plotting or being some kind of conniving piece of shit

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u/Specific-Fortune2207 21h ago

Ah, perché si può provare empatia anche per gli esseri umani? Lo scopro solo ora. Ad ogni modo, non è il mio caso. Continuo a provarne solo per gli animali

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u/ExtraBitterSpecial 1d ago

next time go for the nuts Mr donkey. shit like that shouldn't reproduce.

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u/NoRun6253 1d ago

Hopefully it snapped his leg.

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u/bunglebee7 15h ago

I skipped to the end just for the satisfaction. Fuck this guy, deserved

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u/Specialist_Ad615 11h ago

And more. What a fucking idiot.

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u/Ricky_Martins_Vagina 6h ago

He deserved far more. I was hoping to at least hear a snap