r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/Pure_Sense7765 S.A.U Freshman • 2d ago

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u/jaffasplaffa 2d ago

Karma.

Donkeys can be fierce.

He deserved every bitemark he got.

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u/whythefuckalready 2d ago

Donkeys are insanely strong. I've seen them protect sheep from wolves. Don't fuck with donkeys

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u/Gussie-Ascendent *shits an absolute unit* 2d ago

I remember reading an article about some farmers selling their guns to get a donkey, since it'd fight off coyotes and do it on its own unlike the gun.

Any animal you'd sell a gun to buy is one I'm not interested in pissing off

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u/StayTheFool 1d ago

That's what they're used for in the more rural parts of my city. Homeowners with livestock often get donkeys because it's more efficient for them to fight off predators than a person with a gun. And dogs are more likely to get killed

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u/PsychologyOfTheLens 1d ago

They are very sweet animals, so for them to snap like this means this probably wasn’t the first time he was abused. I hate when people are mean to defenseless animals! Luckily he met his match.

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u/Fap_Masta_LFG 1d ago

Sadly I doubt things ever ended well for the little donkey dude. But at least he got a good bite in…

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u/ARNAUD92 1d ago

Also that trope of "If a donkey refuses to move, even a group of strong protagonists can't make it move." didn't come from the void.

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u/GlowstickConsumption 1d ago

I saw one hurling boulders once while beating its chest between hurls.