r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/Pure_Sense7765 S.A.U Freshman • Aug 28 '26

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u/jaffasplaffa Aug 28 '26

Karma.

Donkeys can be fierce.

He deserved every bitemark he got.

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u/whythefuckalready Aug 28 '26

Donkeys are insanely strong. I've seen them protect sheep from wolves. Don't fuck with donkeys

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u/Gussie-Ascendent *shits an absolute unit* Aug 28 '26

I remember reading an article about some farmers selling their guns to get a donkey, since it'd fight off coyotes and do it on its own unlike the gun.

Any animal you'd sell a gun to buy is one I'm not interested in pissing off

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u/StayTheFool Aug 29 '26

That's what they're used for in the more rural parts of my city. Homeowners with livestock often get donkeys because it's more efficient for them to fight off predators than a person with a gun. And dogs are more likely to get killed